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I've found the only way out of that situation is simply suicide. Just hang yourself or cut your wrists. Or even better, take a poison that acts in exactly two minutes. Begin giving a speech on something you feel strongly about. Let your passion mount, gorw louder and louder. Speak with a...

Happiness is the best kind of satisfaction.

Two comebacks I've used for You're Boring: "You can always just leave, nobody shackled you to my wrist." And "How's this for excitement" followed by wrestling and tickling.

For some reason, I knew going into this post that after reading it I was going to be dumber, but like an idiot, I insisted on going forward and reading. My only comment is this, WHY THE FVCK DO YOU EVEN CARE?

C&F will never get you called an ******* if you do it right. The problem is, somewhere down the line, somebody decided to call this wonderful combination of the two personality attributes women like best (Confidence and Humor) ****Y and funny. Apperantly this guy didn't realise that ****Y is...

NO FREAKING WAY!! Getting a job that REQUIRES you interact with people benefits your social skills!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!! Good point, I suppose. Pretty sure most people had this one figured out though.

Am I the only one who's bull**** detector just went off? You have to appeal to the masses. --Don't we teach Individuality here? Please yourself, don't worry about others. You need popular support. It makes your life easier. --Popular support has nothing to do with the difficulty of...

Lead by example

If she's really blowing you off, what do you have to lose by asking her on another date? Give it another shot, could be she is telling the truth. If not, you lose nothing.

To get her alone, just ask her if she wants to get out of here, get alone, whatever.

No flames. Just ignore it. Maybe he'll contribute one day. (What can I say, I'm an optomist)

Self Gratification If it feels good, do it.

You won't have to ask if she wants to mess around, just grab your nuts and go for it, start small, work your way up and you're there. The easiest way to blow this prom **** off is to say, "I made all of the arrangements for my prom, and you can do them for yours." Or something maybe along...

I would have gotten my two cents in earlier, but I've been on vacation. Since I'm on my new simplicity kick, let me throw this out there. Women fulfill two need in our lives, companionship, and sex. If you have a friend to share your experiences with, and you're getting laid, all is...

I don't know why, but I just like this post. Faith. Awesome.

Listen, you need to take it easy. What's the point of having a girlfriend? To have someone to love, and to love you back. To have someone who will be a friend and companion. It sounds like that is what you have with this girl. A girlfriend in everything but name. Why stress over a...

It seems like many of the posts I see are loaded with a plethora of extra words.... full of bull****. You see, the English language is a thing of beauty, it can even make poorly thought-out, half-assed ideas sound wonderful. Precision is the next best thing to perfection. Why use all these...

Wow... great writing... sort of. That's about all it is though. No offense, this just didn't do it for me.

Wow.... seems to me everyone is over-analyzing. I'm gonna go with whoever said this earlier.... don't worry about being clingy... don't overanalye... do whatever feels right. If you want to go... go... if you don't, don't.

This is a public forum, and censorship of ideas is completely wrong in a public forum. That's the bottom line. Right or wrong, you have a right to voice your opinion, and just because the mods may not agree, that's no reason for your post to be deleted. I see only two reasons to delete a...