1st date! Any suggestions

[opentoadvice]

Well guys, my first date is next weekend. I was thinking maybe dinner, but definitly a movie (in theater of course). I know this has probably been asked before, but what are some other suggestions???

Thanks

 

[CyranoDeBergerac]

You could start by easing up on your question marks...

 

[LikRetsam]

Well, I had a goal to be nice to idiots... but I'll stick to it after your post.

LAY OFF THE ****ING QUESTION MARKS.

Oh... you know it's been posted before? THEN WHY THE **** ARN'T YOU USING THE SEARCH FEATURE?

Mods... please.

 

[JSH]

use the search as Lik says, he does tend to offer constructive criticism.

 

[Porky]

****ing idiot.

Now the entire page is huge when I load it. What the **** how the **** **** **** did you get a ****ing date in the first ****ing place?

****

 

[Need-2-B-Pimpin]

Don't ask too many questions.

</sarcasm>

 

[BustedKnucks]

Movies are a poor choice for the first date because you don't do any talking.

 

[tactic]

You're an idiot if you don't know. Experience things yourself.



Go take her to a dinner, show her some manners and don't ask her so many questions. Try not to ask her by talking like this: "So what do you enjoy as your hobby????????????????????
?????????????????????????"

 

[opentoadvice]

thanks for the help... oh yea you guys weren't any help, by the way,

what kind of responses were those

 

[opentoadvice]

Oh yea and while were at it, I wonder who the bigger dork is, me with only 16 or 17 posts (considering I've been here for about give or take half a year), or you guys considering that you have about in the range of 100-1000 posts on this site? Hmm, I have a good idea of who the computer dorks are here. For ****'s sake, at least I'm getting some action, at least I have a set of balls. One more thing Porky, you asked how did I get a date? Sheesh with 595 post in less than a year you still haven't figured it out... YOU MORON, YOU LAY OF THE COMPUTER GAMES, QUIT LOOKING AT WEIRD PORN, GET YOUR ASS OFF YOUR COMPUTER, GET OUT INTO THE WORLD AND ASK THE GIRL OUT, but I guess you haven't figured that out yet.

Man I guess I went to the wrong place, all that is here on this site is a bunch of losers who can't get any (don't even try to lie to me that you guys talk to girls, because for one thing saying just "hi" to a girl (an ugly chick at that) doesn't count). Well, whatever, you've all been a good help for a fun five minutes.

 

[Porky]

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[Porky]

Originally posted by opentoadvice
Oh yea and while were at it, I wonder who the bigger dork is, me with only 16 or 17 posts (considering I've been here for about give or take half a year), or you guys considering that you have about in the range of 100-1000 posts on this site? Hmm, I have a good idea of who the computer dorks are here. For ****'s sake, at least I'm getting some action, at least I have a set of balls. One more thing Porky, you asked how did I get a date? Sheesh with 595 post in less than a year you still haven't figured it out... YOU MORON, YOU LAY OF THE COMPUTER GAMES, QUIT LOOKING AT WEIRD PORN, GET YOUR ASS OFF YOUR COMPUTER, GET OUT INTO THE WORLD AND ASK THE GIRL OUT, but I guess you haven't figured that out yet.

Man I guess I went to the wrong place, all that is here on this site is a bunch of losers who can't get any (don't even try to lie to me that you guys talk to girls, because for one thing saying just "hi" to a girl (an ugly chick at that) doesn't count). Well, whatever, you've all been a good help for a fun five minutes.

Total Posts: 595 (2.67 posts per day)

I AM SUCH A KEYBOARD JOCKEY. I OBVIOUSLY SPEND ALL OF MY TIME HERE MAKING SO MANY POSTS EVERY DAY.

OH MY GOD.

By the way, you say you get action but you don't know what to do on the first date? And you didn't refer to it as the "first date with this girl" - you called it "my first date."

Freudian slip eh? You haven't had success, stop acting like a tough guy. You found this site in November and stopped coming here for a while. A girl asked you out because you were too much of a ***** to ask her out, and you came back to this site hoping you could figure out where to take this girl and how to act. *****. ****ing *****.

Nice try Tiffany.

 

[tactic]

Oh man I wanted to reply to your pathetic post but the forum is slow and took me a few sec. to reply this.

Anyways opentoadvice,

you're saying we're a bunch of losers who can't get women? dude, stop it you're cracking me up hahahahahaha... seriously, you're the most immature idiot i've met yet so far with the results after being the nice guy. we can't get any girls?? then why the hell are you here for help because you didn't know where to take a lady you jackass! you can be a computer jockey and a pimp, it don't matter... what does skill gotta' do with comps you imbecile. i don't want any idiots, so get out. NOW.

 

[UltimateScoundrel]

No flames. Just ignore it. Maybe he'll contribute one day. (What can I say, I'm an optomist)

 

[Evil-Rom]

Hi guys, my FIRST DATE THIS WEEKEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG dudes, what should I do? Should I like, search the forums to find some of the posts about the first date, or post retarded questions that I KNOW have been asked before and call all you guys losers????????????????????

SUGGESTIONZ THX!!!3211

 

[LikRetsam]

/me notices an attack on Porky...

Oh hell naw.

Boy, you are a newb ass. The only reason you havn't been posting is because your pathetic rear end came to this site, registered and left thinking you had it all in a few reads. Well guess what! welcome back after all that failed.

If you were to meet me, or any of us for that matter, I would be surprised if you could get as many chicks as we can in a day in your entire lifetime.

I found your biography...

A first grader comes home and announces to his father that he had sex with his teacher. Well, his father's chest just swells with pride and he says to his son, "I was a freshman in college before I had sex with my teacher. I'm proud of you son. You know that bicycle that you've been wanting for so long. I'm going to take you out and buy it for you today." His son says, "Well if it's all the same to you dad, I'd rather go tomorrow. My butt's still sore."

 

[JSH]

Originally posted by opentoadvice
Oh yea and while were at it, I wonder who the bigger dork is, me with only 16 or 17 posts (considering I've been here for about give or take half a year), or you guys considering that you have about in the range of 100-1000 posts on this site? Hmm, I have a good idea of who the computer dorks are here. For ****'s sake, at least I'm getting some action, at least I have a set of balls. One more thing Porky, you asked how did I get a date? Sheesh with 595 post in less than a year you still haven't figured it out... YOU MORON, YOU LAY OF THE COMPUTER GAMES, QUIT LOOKING AT WEIRD PORN, GET YOUR ASS OFF YOUR COMPUTER, GET OUT INTO THE WORLD AND ASK THE GIRL OUT, but I guess you haven't figured that out yet.

Man I guess I went to the wrong place, all that is here on this site is a bunch of losers who can't get any (don't even try to lie to me that you guys talk to girls, because for one thing saying just "hi" to a girl (an ugly chick at that) doesn't count). Well, whatever, you've all been a good help for a fun five minutes.

Well im gonna forgive you cos you appear to be american (what other kind of retard uses dork), but that was possibly the worse thing to have said if you wanted help, nnow your gonna get flamed.

btw i joined in December, as soon as i saw the site, so i have been here shorter than you. Maybe you are so ****e at social interaction that you have been too scared to even post on hte website. Now you have the wrong attitude we were here to mutually help each other, but it is annoying when we get the same posts (often ones that are answered in the Bible - its called the bible for a reason). 600 posts in a under a year, equals less than two a day dude, thats not much as its like max 2 mins a day. You are calling this site the wrong place (did you get given this address - its sounds like you arent ready, because you were not willing to search for it and then desperate enough to go against all you have done before). I would consider saying hi to an ugly chick does count as talking, you opened your mouth and intelligble sound came out (more than can be said for you). Anyway ugliness is subjective.

 

[The Irish Corleone]

HAHA you called americans retards. That word dork is pretty retarded isn't it.

You know what word pisses me off too, when Australians say mate. WTF I'm not your mate, I'm not into that kind stuff.

LOL idk where all this came from.

 

[Wonderbread166]

Alright man, if you still haven't had the date and still need help go here.

http://www.sosuave.com/vBulletin/search.php?s=

Try searching for the following keywords:

first+date+chump+need+help

You're welcome, in advance.

 

[Evil-Rom]

Originally posted by The Irish Corleone
You know what word pisses me off too, when Australians say mate. WTF I'm not your mate, I'm not into that kind stuff.

Double you tee eff mate?

Throw another shrimp on the barbie lads!