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I hear you man. Nobody's trying to insult your macking abilities. Just trying to explain the mind of these crazy female. As far as throwing around the "love" word, you gotta press the rewind button and remember that you're hearing this from a girl you've never met. It's not quite the same...

Ew. I'm not gonna be holding onto my wet, sloppy condom for all that time. If I'm near the sink, I'm near the toilet. I'll just flush it.

Yes but was she "almost certainly" going to give it up? Their previous conversation happened over texts and sh*t. It's not like there was a real-life connection being made. Just some girl playing fantasy on the internet....you know how girls are.....now that the fantasy is reality, she's not...

I think marriage can work as long as the woman respects your ability to find other sexual partners if she starts slipping up. Your situation is f**ked because the woman knew from the start that your options are limited. You spent months texting her, although you never met her. You traveled...

Sounds like a keeper, this one. Alright fine. Nobody's friends are perfect. But as the other guys have said, she's a female. You can't work your way through this. Just gotta back off and let her come around. She's a friend, not a female prospect. So it's not like there's a time limit that...

Didn't click on this. And guess I shouldn't...

The amount of effort this kid puts into trolling.... I just can't see the return on investment being that rewarding.

Couldn't care less, bro. It's some broad on the internet. I repeat: the INTERNET. Sh!t...YOU could be fake for all I know. So now I'm gonna dive into a possibly-fake story about a possibly-fake girl from a possibly-fake guy on an internet message board? No thanks. Worry about...

It's terrifying to try to trace the logic in some people's minds when you read these stories. So this guy dates the girl for 6+ months without sex. Just "comforting" her. Listening to her bullsh!t. Nodding as she whines about her ex boyfriend. And what? He thinks that after 6+...

The misuse of the term "sh!t test" on this site is amazing. This girl isn't testing you. She doesn't even f--king know you. That's not a test. Holy flipping Christ. Worrying about passing a "test" from some internet girl. Grow a pair and move on. Cool story, brah

Any friend who doesn't tell you every intimate detail of their sex life isn't a true friend at all. Okay, I'm turning off the sarcasm. I just don't see the big deal. Two adults hook up, or whatever, then they stop talking. You can still hang with your friends...just probably not all in...

But if he did, that muscle man would totally steal her.

You're 33 years old? Come on, man. You're too old to believe in fairy tales. Reality of the situation - She's banging the roided up, possessive, rich, spoiled brat boyfriend. And the good-listener, nice guy, asexual male friend (that's you) is sitting at home dreaming about her. She can...

Sounds like you got a hard-on for that roid monster man, gsp. Maybe you're hanging out at the wrong gyms.

I respond in his thread for the purpose of calling him a troll. Makes sense to me.

I would fvck juicywa

^ What Omega said. You gotta lose this, "Does she like me?" mindset. Even if she did like you, man, it's 2012. Girls aren't going to sit around for months at a time, dreaming of some dude, waiting for him to ask her out. She might like you. She also might like 5 other guys, since "liking"...

I'm not a shrink, but it sounds to me like the OP is a troll.

But gspshields, you are one of those 6-pack guys. Remember? You're huge, and in peak shape, and can beat up anyone.

The problem is that you're not leaving. You promised to leave. Leave. :rockon: