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I have pulled off the "kissing the hand thing," a few times before, but only at formal events. It helps to know ballroom dancing. Anyway, it's just, like anything else, part of an image. If you seem like you're forcing it, it won't work. Also, again, context. Formal events, ****tail parties...

Also this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=ZlEXOzC6vqE Really, the whole movie Swingers is right on the f*ckin' dot about oneitis.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu-QjTNtDz8

Also, why so much grief over your results with one (1) woman? If this was happening with all 6 of the women you're spending time with, then you might have some issues. Wait, you're not spending time with 6 women? Are you married or have a girlfriend? No? This confuses me...

I'm thinking you should investigate further. With your penis.

A lot of introverts here. I guess that makes sense.

Could have been a short message if you just did it. This is what you would have said: I just had seeeeeeex! And it felt so good! A woman let me put my penis insiiiiide her! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o

ESFP Says I'm a performer. I guess that's about right, with dance and all.

By "things," you mean penis. "Where" is always the more interesting question. Ha!

Berg's a romantic after all! Ha. I second the kissing idea, though. Or, you could be funny about it. Say something like "I love lamp."

I've spoken with you many times about this. It's not your feelings about women that are in the way. It's your feelings about yourself. You said straight from the beginning that because your "social skills suck" that you'll never succeed with women. That's a cop out. The easy answer. Now you...

OP: 1) Realize that awkwardness is not fatal. 2) Move on. In short, don't "be a girl" about awkward situations. I've been in a room with 5 girls that I've banged before, two of whom were actual exes. It was all gravy, because really, who cares? It's not like you lit these chicks'...

Well, ladies will say there's a right hole and a wrong hole. Then they meet Love Shogun.

College truths: If you are a fun guy, you will get laid. If you keep a good reputation for keeping drama away, and aren't a sh*t talker when it comes to women and who they sleep with, you will get laid. Just because a girl sleeps with you in college doesn't mean she wants to be your...

I will say there's too many unknowns for any analysis to take place. So... we're all overanalyzing. It could be a million things. Big question to the OP is does he want try again? I say the OP tries again, without waiting 3 months, and just be cool about it. Instead of, you know...

The best compliment: any that she chooses to give while her mouth is full ;-)

Internet wars aren't my thing. That last one was all you. Anyway, I'm not seeing time change my perspective in that way. Not opposed to having kids. Just don't have any compelling reasons to do so, biologically or otherwise. I will say I know plenty of older guys who are totally cool...

This might be an off-topic question, but why do you want to have kids? "Just because" is a valid answer, before you start to rationalize.

You're in Afghanistan, dude. You have bigger problems than this girl. Keep your priorities straight. Come home alive.

Sh*t, man, you been in Philly how long and no one told you not to go to Camden? I spent a lot of time in North Philly growing up. One time, police found a severed head in a dumpster near where I went to high school. I STILL don't go to Camden.