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I wholeheartedly agree. Admit that and you're half way there. Squirrels you know I got a lot of respect for you and your words, but your analysis of the clubbing woman as some kind of asexual being is way of the mark. It's all there to play with, you just gotta play a little more and have...

Well the alcohol definetely doesn't help. If its a tight fit no amount of friction is gonna pull that sucker off. Unless she's dry, in which case you're starting too soon :)

Word. But there is such a thing as over the top.

ROFL!

I'm seeing this chick who says sorry all the time, for the slightest little thing. I told her to stop but she still keeps saying it. It's got to the point where I spank her as$ for saying it :) Shes a HB8. Can't figure it out, I don't think I intimidate her. In fact she's not the first girl...

Well her puss is deeper than her fingers can reach. She may need medical attention...

LOL can't you guess where it went? I've had that happen before. It's highy entertaining watching a chick trying to find a condom inside her puss ;)

lol I never thought of that...

Hmm.. didn't you go back for the digits?

I went out drinking with this chick (first date) and man she drank me under the table before we even got to the club. In a drunken stupor I lost my wallet and all my cards/cash. She was determined to go clubbing anyway and insisted on paying me in and buying drinks. Things got worse when it...

A lot of good suggestions here. What about a slice of breaks? Crystal Method, Propellerheads, Lunatic Calm, Hive, etc. All upbeat and pretty cutting edge.

I pity you.

Yea I know what you mean. One time I tried a little kino on this chick and she grew a beard. She loved it but it kinda turned me off. I gave her the RA close (run away).

If she finds out you kissed the other girl it will probably work in your favour :)

Agree with Slick... except I would give a little taster near the start so she desires it more over time.

Fu.ck the parents/siblings. Don't you have your own room? Your 20 years old dammit... I lost my virginity in my house full of people.

What Thayli and Oscar are saying here is to "admit" you're a virgin in a C/F way so they think you're joking. I've not been a V for ten years but I still tell girls I am (Thayli did we share this technique on one of our drunken discussions of old?). In fact, I tend to take it a step further...

Here in Glasgow there's a bit of a sunbed culture going on. You'd be surprised. I dunno what it's like in Edinburgh where Thayli is but I'm assuming it's the same. Oscar, I assumed you saw Thayli's location was "Scotland" :) but if you really did get the Scottish feel of the story then well...

Jeesus. I'm Scottish and I don't hate the English for being English. Neither do most Irish people I've met. Hopefully bigotry isn't as prevalent as you might think Player...

Okay folks, glad you read it (those who did). Thayli and I were a little worried it would be lost on here. He wrote it for me as a suggestion (I wanted a happy tale of DJing, he never gives his readers what they want ;)) and I thought it would be good for you guys to speculate what may be...