Acting a fool in front of chix

[Julian]

So whats the most foolish thing you've done in front of a girl?

Well heres my dating blunder. Almost 2 years ago me and my friend went to go pick up my newly acquired girlfriend. Well me and her were sitting in the back and my friend was the driver.

After we pick her up everything is feeling alright. However, all of a sudden i had the urge to vomit like a muther. I frantically told my friend to pull over. We did, i ran out like 10 feet and puked up 3 tacos i had earlier. They were watching and laughing the whole time.

The chick was cool and even gave me a kiss later in the night hah.

 

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Originally posted by Julian
The chick was cool and even gave me a kiss later in the night hah.

 

[bugsquish]

I went out drinking with this chick (first date) and man she drank me under the table before we even got to the club. In a drunken stupor I lost my wallet and all my cards/cash. She was determined to go clubbing anyway and insisted on paying me in and buying drinks. Things got worse when it was 50p a pint in the club (never seen drink this cheap) and she was buying us drinks like there was no tomorrow.

I woke up the next day with little recollection of how I got home. She sent me one text the next day telling me I'd just walked out and left her alone at the club. I never heard from her again.

 

[learningtopimp]

I was so nervous once I just started coughing and I couldn't stop.....this chick wasn't that hot but I kept coughing every time she was near me and she was like "are you allergic to me?" Oh man, even true macks have their moments like this, it's a part of the game.

 

[Julian]

^^dude i bet the b1tch stole your wallet and cash and used the money to buy everyone drinks lol

 

[bugsquish]

Originally posted by Julian
^^dude i bet the b1tch stole your wallet and cash and used the money to buy everyone drinks lol

lol I never thought of that...

 

[Rubbers]

farted

while getting head