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    Sir_Chancealot's Advanced Sexual Techniques

    Ok, now we have to discuss DOMINANCE . Women love to be dominated by a man. It turns them on. Every once in a while, they also like to dominate a man. This is natural. Used properly, you are going to give her something that no man has ever given her. If you cannot dominate a woman in the...
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    Sir_Chancealot's Advanced Sexual Techniques

    We now come to the subject of DIRTY TALK Here, women differentiate themselves into two categories. I have deemed them “romantic” and “sl*tty”. Romantic dirty talk sounds like a romance novel. Sl*tty dirty talk sounds like a porno. Find out what your woman likes, and talk to her. A man...
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    Sir_Chancealot's Advanced Sexual Techniques

    First, we start with variety. Nothing bores a woman to death more than knowing exactly what you are going to do next. In other words, you are predictable in bed. BORING! Women get sexually aroused when they do not know what you are going to do next. This adds mystery, drama, suspense...
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    Sir_Chancealot's Advanced Sexual Techniques

    Another favorite is to move a piece of clothing, kiss/caress whatever is underneath it, and then MOVE THE PIECE OF CLOTHING BACK! I have no idea why, but this really excites a woman. Example: while kissing the back of her neck, pull her shirt and bra strap to the side, kiss her shoulder, and...
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    Sir_Chancealot's Advanced Sexual Techniques

    ******PLEASE DO NOT POST IN THIS THREAD UNTIL THE LAST PAGE IS POSTED! THE LAST LINE WILL SAY "END OF POST"********************** Gentlemen: Ever since the “Sir_Chancealot's Definitive Neg-Hit post” was published, the public has been clamoring for “Sir_Chancealot's Advanced Sexual...
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    blowing the kiss...this works!

    Think Bob Eubanks on the "Newlywed Game".
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    Too Busy For Women

    They said the same sh*t to me in college. I went from working 70-90 hours a week, to 18 credit hours in school PLUS working 20 hours a week on the weekends. I had so much time during the week, I didn't know what to do. The second semester, I bumped it up to 21, but DIDN'T work at all, and...
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    What are the type of things women do to "test" you?

    And once again Wildfire expects men to kow-tow to women's BS behavior.
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    For all you angry and bitter guys....

    Something I have noticed: Anytime you call a woman on her bullsh*t, she immediately goes into the ole' "you're just angry and bitter" routine. Seen it happen a million times. Now, if someone REALLY IS angry and bitter, THEN your advice is good. If your best friend says you are angry and...
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    synchronicity

    That's cause your unit isn't big enough! HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA!
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    Sir_Chancealot's Definitive Neg-Hit Post

    I too can be VERY sarcastic (just ask the old timers around here); however, you have to learn to temper the sarcasm with humor. You can deliver the sarcasm, just do it with a smile and a laugh, and try not to be TOO sharp in your delivery.
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    Sir_Chancealot's Definitive Neg-Hit Post

    pjam, if neg-hits aren't working for you (generally speaking) then you are using them inappropriately. I would guess that you are trying to use them on women who aren't good looking enough, OR you aren't using enough humor. Wyldfire, I wanted the greatest amount of newbies and DJs to see this...
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    Sir_Chancealot's Definitive Neg-Hit Post

    PART FIVE ADVANCED NEG-HITTING This tip is for those of you already familiar with neg-hits. It is NOT for use by neg-hit newbies!!!! I CANNOT STRESS THAT ENOUGH. Newbies should NOT use these. It will NOT work for you. Remember when I said that neg-hitting can only be used on 9s or...
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    Sir_Chancealot's Definitive Neg-Hit Post

    COMING SOON.... SIR_CHANCEALOT'S ADVANCED SEXUAL TECHNIQUES! [This message has been edited by Sir_Chancealot (edited 04-02-2002).]
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    Sir_Chancealot's Definitive Neg-Hit Post

    PART FOUR ACTION NEG-HIT EXAMPLES If you go up to talk to a woman, and she shoots you down before you even speak to her: Hey lady, laugh all I wanted to do was to ask you for the ashtray/salt/ketchup/time/whatever. laugh again. Start to walk away then say I’ll be right over here when...
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    Sir_Chancealot's Definitive Neg-Hit Post

    PART THREE Physical trait neg-hits are best delivered in a humorous way, unless the woman is EXTREMELY hot or stuck up. Remember, you are pointing out flaws, but only because you think it’s “cute”. Don’t just walk up and use these as openers. You should already have a conversation going...
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    Sir_Chancealot's Definitive Neg-Hit Post

    PART TWO When delivering a neg-hit on a woman, everything AFC in you will scream, “Don’t do it! She will hate me for it! She will get upset! It will p*ss her off!”. B*tch slap that little AFC, and send him to his room. If you have never used neg-hits before, you are in for a real treat...
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    Sir_Chancealot's Definitive Neg-Hit Post

    PART ONE There has been, and will continue to be, great interest in neg-hits. A successful DJ will always be cognizant of the fact that neg-hits are in integral part of his repertoire. Why is this? Because neg-hits work, and they work wonderfully well when used correctly. Used incorrectly...
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    Be realistic about NEXTing

    You NEXT! a chick not out of some misplaced machismo. You NEXT! her because SHE DESERVES IT! 'nuff said.
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