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Oh the irony :D

Is anyone else getting PM's from this illiterate fool? :D

If she looks down, its a good sign, if she stares and smiles, you probably still have breakfast on your face.

Yes, i think by then you will have learned how to spell and write correctly.

Classic case of "in vino veritas" :D

I've said it before, the quickest way to get over someone is to get under someone else :D

I can just see it, you get there and she says "oh no, i forgot to bring my contraceptive pills..." Then proceeds to get you very drunk...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7125895.stm holy **** :D how deep does the rabbit hole go! :cuss:

33 year old Kevin Carter was his name. Tragic story.

Some people are so obsessed about being in a relationship they never spend the time alone to get to know themselves. These people are normally car crashes waiting to happen when they hit 35 and realise that their life has been a shiity waste of time. I have spent long times single, and...

The only person you can save in life is yourself, this person will do nothing towards that end.

Taylor acoustic, loveliest piece of wood :D If you like acoustic players, check this out. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=nmE3QaGetn4 Andy McKee doing a Don Ross cover, awesome :)

I dont even believe the date on the daily mail.

Since we are quoting scripture. I Corinthians 14:33-35 As in all the congregations of the saints, women should remain silent in the churches. They are not allowed to speak, but must be in submission. Do you think women should be silent? I Peter 2:18 Slaves, submit yourselves...

It would be like waving a sausage in an alleyway.

Anyone who does anything "to get laid" usually ends up wanking.

Yeah, his house and wallet are really ugly too :D http://www.worldcupblog.org/general-banter/inside-ronaldinhos-house.html

No... this is what you get for killing an innocent HUMAN BEING.

You aint wrong there lol :D

1st thing you have to do is this. Every time you get a negative thought about yourself, shake your head and then say exactly the opposite to yourself, after a while your brain kinda rewires itself (hard to explain lol) and you are a lot less negative about yourself. See how that works for you...