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I would like to nominate Luke Skywalker as "the person most in need of a bl0wj0b since time began" Sex is great, but explaining to a virgin what sex is like is impossible, just stay safe and hope you dont get a nutcase :D

How can she be a 10, when drug use etc makes her a skank? Just do what you want, make your own mistakes, and then come back here when it all turns to sh!t. :crackup:

Yep, but he could lose 20 billion dollars tomorrow, and still have enough to pay someone to wipe his ass for him from now till the end of time.

1) Dont waste time worrying over things you have no influence over. 2) If its bothering you and you can change it, then CHANGE IT! 3) Never accept second best, you are selling yourself short. 4) Make a to-do list, and put your name at the top of it. 5) Never allow a woman to put you...

Did you lose your virginity to this girl? Was she your first? your only? Upon what are you baseing your desire, you are lacking calibration in my opinion, if you went and slept with 5 other women, you would suddenly realise that she wasnt all that. For the love of god, walk away.

One question. Do you want your daughter to grow up with that as a role model for acceptable behaviour?

Personally i'd not go, and when asked say you were seeing a "friend".

In vino veritas :crackup:

I have had a friend walk up to me and ask "This girl i'm with, what does she look like. I can't see!" haha.

More red flags than the chinese olympics. Move away in the opposite direction and don't look back. Avoid this girl. Avoid this girl. Avoid this girl. Don't do it! Let it happen, cos then you dont have to deal with her. Run away from this girl and dont look back.

One comedian made me laugh with the sentence below.

Alice in Chains - Man in the box live 1990, when Layne's (RIP) voice was at its best (imo). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ra-CFL7BkA Andy McKee - Rylynn - just one of the most incredible guitarists i've ever seen. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsD6uEZsIsU Jellyfish - The King is Half...

1) Her family have told her not to. 2) She isn't that into you. 3) She has been kidnapped by alien terrorists. Pick 1 of the above.

Man, thats sick.

Tattoo advice. Find design you want. Wait 6 months. If you still want that design after 6 months, get it done.

If you aint screwing them, or about to screw them, why are you wasting time with them?

What does this mean? It means "Never take advice from women about women" :crackup: She would realise you liked her when you grabbed her ass and said "hey, nice ass" you dont need a goddam woman to pass the message on for you, what the hell does that make you look like?!

AFC friend needs to be introduced to the sosuave ways perhaps?

I think its an attempt to drum up more support for your post. :moon:

Superb post, top quality. :up: