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Been in a LTR with a fatty for a while. She cooks and cleans for me. Buys me gifts and pays her share for trips and what not. Has never denied me sex. When she is on the rag I c um in her a SS or a bj. Have really good kinky sex. She earns 6 figures and owns her home. I think these attributes...

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With a sponge on the end of a stick

She probably let's him pound her po oper

I have a 38 special wheel gun for home defense. I t won't jam and works every time. A very good selection.

What is the worst thing that can happen when you run into an x? You say hi and move along. That doesn't hurt. I ran into an x at a concert. She ran away from me because after I received her break-up text I ignored it. I could have made things awkward by chasing her down and saying hey what's up...

Jealousy is a waste of time. Work on yourself. Be happy and congratulate your friends on their success. You do not make yourself better by tearing down others.

Ask her out. Yes or no you will know

Hey let's go get drinks. How about Tuesday or Thursday?. We can go to this fun retro bar I know. It's that easy give them a choice of days. This approach worked for me when I was on old. Was getting three or four dates a week. In an ltr right now for over a year. She cooks cleans, has kinky...

Move along. Meet girls that are interested in you

Run

Don't know about Texas law but here in Oklahoma you can break your lease for inadequate air-conditioning. I would tell them if they don't install a unit that will adequately cool the unit you are moving. Summer is almost over so you could delay this until the summer months when it's extremely hot.

I was unemployed for roughly two years. I didn't watch porn then or now.

F u ck her in the as s or blow job. Problem solved

What kind of third world **** hole do you live in? Here in USA you get your blood drawn and it's tested for all STDs. Then a week or so later you get the results. He might indeed be a troll.

What is an atm?

I used to post fr when I first started getting into the DJ lifestyle. I would have 3-5 dates a week. Tales of parking lot BJ's and first date lays and what not. I have slowed down considerably. Now I have long term plates I screw on the regular. One plate bought me two feather pillows...

If you are her target ask her out. Then escalate. She either will or she won't. There is your answer. If she will great. If not waste no more time on her. It's really easy.