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Girlfriend will always have an excuse to not like your girl-friends. No matter what happens. Face the fact that you're going to need to give your gf boundaries. If you give her the control over who you see and who hang out with, what the fvck is next? When will it end? Never. It will...

The most accurate predictor of a woman's behaviour is by looking deep into her past behaviour. If she has a string of failed relationships with men whom she felt she could "fix" then you should shy away from her because all she'll do is look for problems, not solutions.

Perfectly stated. This is the single worst part of being a Guru slvt and part of the herd. Boy-men hold these numbnutts in such high regard that they disregard the fact that these turds are deficient in every other area of thier lives outside of closing a set.

Another possibility is diabetes. Seriously, check your blood sugar and let me know the number. Then go see a Doctor.

I can't keep doing nothing at home so I've grabbed Mrs. K, Li'l K, My Dad and drug them to the new YMCA just built up the road from us. All new equipment and I can get Mrs. K back on track. My Dad is living with us now so he can get back into working out. All in all this is the best...

I had met a girl and set up a meet. Our first was sushi and Star Wars Episode III. We had been together only 3 hours and we were making out like teens at love point. Once we got back to her place we headed straight to her bedroom and proceeded to get really frisky. We were in 69 heaven...

Relax on the masturbation for a while. Don't concentrate on what you cannot do, instead focus on turning her on and she'll reciprocate in kind. She'll find it a challenge to make you as hard as steel. We all know how women love a challenge.

Only 262 more posts until you reach Master Don Juan! Something to shoot for.

The reddest of all flags: "I love you."

Word.

Aleve is great for short term recovery but Kitten is right. Go see your Primary or a Chiropractor. You may want to stop taking acupuncture in your dirtchute :moon: ! I kid, I kid :crazy: .

An absolute waste of virtual space. Obviously you have none of the above. No life, money or poonanner. But I would bet the bank that you have problems galore.

They're not just words Brother. I've dedicated my life to helping men become the very best they can be. This is my passion. Brother SinJester spoke the truth when he said this golden nugget: This is gold Jerry, GOLD! If you feel uncomfortable detailing your issues PM me and we can...

My brother, I 'm a fat fvck and I have tremendous success in every aspect of my life. Sexually, Monetarily, Emotionally and Spiritually. You need to forget the self loathing and put an end to your self denial and self pity. These are demons you have to exorcise and only you can do it...

Now I'm hungry too. Bastard. I once worked with a guy who told me that a woman is still a virgin until she's been double penetrated. I believe that and made it my mission to plug both holes with every woman I've been with since. Haven't struck out yet . . .

It's totally true, I forgot about that! Some douche was telling me how women can't be bought for thier loyalty and I said something about giving Mother Theresa some cans of Campbells soup to give to the poor and she'll spread her ass BellaDonna style!

As I become more in tune with my core personality and accept my masculinity I find my sex drive as a thriving component of who I am and I'll never try to deny him his feast or apologize for his animalistic nature. Lookyoung is wrong on this one as this is a very good topic for discussion...

My brother told me the best sex was with the Mother of his kids while she was extremely preggo! Moist and juicy and always ready to go. She did things to him and for him which are illegal in Thailand! Double Penetration with a preggo chick? Why the fvck not.

If the chick has no loyalties to the borefriend than do with her what you will. All of this nonsense about honor is rubbish unless you're talking about a Marriage. If they're just fingering each other I say fvck it.

ThunderMaverick this is the single greatest post I have ever read. It's unfortunate I am unable to rep you more because I would do it daily just on the merit of this post. Absolutely hilarious! Thank you Brother.