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i hope you are joking.

i gotta agree with his post though... under 5'5 and you ARE screwed. unless you are mini me from the austin powers movie, then you can probably still land some decent pootang.

oh and notice how in the beginning the two women observing this fight just sit there with a smile on their face. even the women who don't sink to such behavior still find it entertaining. and all of these women consider themselves to be 'high quality' women - and b*tch about how they...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FHJh3vILAo&eurl=http://forums.jokersupdates.com/ubbthreads/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Board=BBMedia&Number=8377033&page=2&view= yes she is doing this for the effects of tv. yes its a game. but 20 years ago a woman wouldn't have spoken this way no matter what the...

the easiest way around this is to forget about sex all together. focus on pushing her buttons, kino, C&F, setting the frame, etc. most women will grease the runway and clear you for landing without you having to convince them to let you land.

the human experience is an utterly absurd one. it always has been and always will be. we are born with urges, which are then exaggerbated by the fact that the clock is ticking, which is then further exaggerbated by competitive forces to capture the top spots on the food chain (jobs, women...

this is why you have to pay attention to your woman and take your time before you decide she's 'the one'. its also the reason why 90% of your focus should be on yourself, what you want, how are you behaving, etc. you can't control other people or the external world, but you can control...

the reason you wouldnt want a hooker as a wife is that they are generally severly emotionally damaged. oh and they are severly under educated in general. and for those guys who say 'hey, some of them like their job.' uhhhh, ya right. show me a hooker who would still hook if she won a million...

can you guys imagine how it would change men's psychology if they started hearing about women paying 4,000 for an hour of sex with a male escort? or heck, even 200 bucks an hour. when women constantly hear about other women escorts / strippers, etc. making CRAZY mad dough for having sex with...

personally i think megadeth is way better than metallica. the difference in the bands is that metallica's songs were always about other people - they were stories in a way. most of their songs are third person narrative. more about the beat and the story than personal things. megadeth...

one other thing - i know guys will say that a woman who is really in to you will never stale your advances. while this is true, the reality is that 95% of the women you date aren't going to be so head over heels infatuated with you that the moment you try to get into their pants they simply...

Man A has a sick child that needs a surgery and decides to rob a bank to get it. Man B has a drug habit and decides to rob a bank to get money. Man C is a professional criminal and robs banks for a living. if we didn't know why these men were each robbing a bank, we'd see them all...

bingo, bang on the money. nexting is a last resort. men shouldn't put that bullet in the gun until absolutely necessary. a relationship is a 50/50 give and take and you can't be your best in a relationship if you are looking for reasons to next, or if you are nexting at minor stuff. the...

when i went to watch season 12 all it showed was some stupid video of a monkey p*ssing in its own mouth. wtf.

input: I love you! [male translator activated] translation: man you are hot and I want to bang you 5 times a day for the next year. don't leave me because i love grabbing your *ss and pounding that p*ssy.

10 out of 10. someone should send that link to jimmy kimmel, he'd probably run it on the air.

if its bs, then how come i still have a picture of hte monkey from that day? http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w46/cullyman07/CrazyMonkey.jpg

in real life a guy like that would be annoying to be around. also, in real life those types of peopel aren't scripted to be 'just enough' of an *sshole as to be entertaining. they are generally total *ssholes.

for me it was when i was 10. my parents took me to the zoo and we were in the monkey area. i dont know where my parents had gone, but i found myself alone watching the monkies. this one monkey came closer to the bars, probably about 10 feet from me. anyway, it was a smart monkey and...

as far as im concerned you deserve to be shot in the head if you are mad at ONLY getting 40+ million dollars. you'd make at least 3 million a year just from interest on investing it. that one legged hor is a despicable human being - people are starving to death in the world and she's upset...