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moonsong speaks the truth. I can't remember the last time I yanked my chain, but it was quite some time ago. (We're talking months here though, which isn't that impressive except as a personal record.) After a while, you start to realize that sex isn't so important, and you don't need to...

I've got one ball. Never stopped me. If you ever do get to the point where a chick wants to find out, she probably won't think about it. It takes a lot to get to that point.

Stay home and contemplate your AFCness...

I went out with this chick for like four months, all the time she's professing abstinence or celibacy or some stupid sh*t like that. One day she meets this random guy at school and completely forgets about me. No official break-up though; she just drops off the face of the earth. A week after...

You people.

This probably makes me a loser, but Radiohead is one of my favorite bands

thats not very cool, this guy posts a thread called "i hate my life" and the first thing we see is "i have two f*** buddies" i've never had two f*** buddies! how do you think i feel? or the rest of the world for that matter! you should be thankful that you are one of the topmost eschelon who has...

sorry about that

Girls come and go, guys are forever. The longest I've ever had a girl friend was just over one year, I have friendships with guys sixteen years and running. And the guys are so much cooler because we have everything in common. Bros. before ho's. And I don't have sex with afflicted women...

Act as though you were DJing a girl in front of her friends. It's basically the same thing. You trying to DJ a girl in front of people who don't want her to be Djed.

human beings have one earthly purpose: to make MORE HUMAN BEINGS. That's why sex feels so good, because nature's rewarding us for propogating the species. That's what I think about sex.

DJing is about trying to score. You won't find a suitable wife using DJ techniques. Especially at 14-15. Girls are stupid until they hit their 20s, up until then they have no idea what kind of man they want and they'r eincredibly difficult. But anyways, if you're trying to find a lifemate-type...

I honestly don't see wht the problem is. How exactly did she embarrass him?

My friends are liable to steal my women. I try and keep them the hell away. I want to pose a similar question though: If your girlfriend said it was either her or your best male friend, who would you rather get rid of?

what you should do is find a girl who does all the same crap you do. that gets rid of like 80% of relationship problems right there. so simply tell her the truth. if she leaves, cool, get a new girl. if she stays, cool, she's open-minded.

No, there's actually three of us.

Bibby, there aren't enough words. Drowning, you made a good point. I'm being totally illogical. It's like, (girl) vs. (violent beating) should I take both or neither? Hmm. Now that I think about it, I don't like her that much. And there are other girls.

DJing this girl, her current bf's in juvie for attempted murder. (Of course, I didn't know that when I started DJing.) Should I steal her anyways? I'm kind of scared of this guy.

that was more of a tip for everyone.

and for the love of god, don't eat any fish or garlic, if she goes down on you she will puke her guts out for the next three days or so.