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If your uber smooth like some of the DJ's are it can lead you all the way to the bedroom man you just gotta know when to elevate it from regular like kindergarden teasing to sexual teasing. Timing is of the essence... Only experience will give you the timing bit from fudging up enough. I...

Ahhh its all smoke and mirrors.... lol But be careful not to look directly into the hole. Or the porcelain god make strike you down with irritable bowel syndrome hahaha.... That was a very good laugh but I will use the mirror on the floor.

OMG This is freaking FUBAR man sleeping together but no hanky-panky? She straddles you and you made out with her. Or vice versa she made out with you. I would be rising to the occasion if some girl straddles me. Step 1: Check to see if you have been castrated.. Step 2: If not grab them...

Wow, A new view point other than all the other sterotypical cookie-cut out tips. I thought this was a great tip to post. Yeah Im a introvert and sort of a loner with a few goods friends. Which is better than half-friends that are using you for their own gain and dont give a fluck about what...

If I had a sister and she was a hoe I ask her to give me discounts with her friends lol naw..

Purplepimp I tried defending you but now....I give up I atleast gave you a chance. Yeah, using booze to get women is like classic old Bull****e, and most women will already have their shields up if you push that crap. Wow so original, Why didnt I think of that? Oh I know! I'm not a chump who...

All about moderation my homie! Yeah if you smoke weed too much you just sit around and be baked but what they said about sex and being stoned well... it just rules.. even if you jack off its better than normal. You can only blame yourself for getting into this issue like some one else said...

1. brace your door with somethin' 2. find a fast food restroom or something and bang the flock out of her. 3. If you want the booty enough you'll find a way.

Ohhh bad man with the lame a$$ wannabe insult come back with something more solid.. Call me want, while you lady be calling me to see when Im around. Ohh.. Sorry you probably dont have one my mistake. Tossin out acroynms and insulting on internet cause your frustrated and to much of a coward to...

I really dont like religious girls... not ones that are all up in your grill about bs like going to church on sundays Day of rest man... and I intend to use it as that. I had one of them as a next door neighbor. She was hot no doubt but I did **** for her and no returns so nexted her and...

Fault of my age.. That has no relevance what so ever. It just seems low from my perspective. I have no rule over what you do. Feel free to rock it out. But that crack about age was an horrible cliche. Blame it on something else not what you happen to see next to my name. Nothing wrong with...

I dont care do whatever you want.

I rather be honorable and have pride and ethics and come and 2nd in your point of view than try to build a relationship through lying threw my teeth.

HAHAHA! A playground nice... hope you left before the gromets got there.... ahh.. that was a nice read.. new goal for me now. For me My worst one was this summer I was on the beach trashed and was about to go surfing ( not a good mix by the way.) Saw some girls I new who lived down the...

Haven't heard from her in over a week! No return calls, no return emails, nothing! Hey guess what... THe world doesnt revovle around you ( as we all wish it is ) Wait awhile to see if she does call.. She could be busy with work or family or something you should like a girl that is busy...

If it works for you thats fine but I have ethics when I comes to getting girls/numbers. Why PLAY a relaxed and busy person when you can actually be one. If you want to sink to such low levels to try to meet her just approach her the ole fashion way.. Or have your friends help you meet her...

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.... What is the point of this.... Showing like your too lazy to go and pick up the tickets eariler/wait in line.. For me It gives me some time to talk and warm them up abit before the movie. Like for example: Girl gets cold, which its the time of the season. You take off your coat and wrap...

Yeah, I dont really like Linkin Park much I have there first cd suck in one of my many cd binders and decided to listen to it since I havent heard it since it came out awhile ago ( the 1st cd) and totally caught how whiney it's lyrics are. I use to listen to bands like that back in afc time and...

ewww thats just ummm... whats the word WRONG yeah its how you see them and what you like..in them....other then yourself :crackup: Yeah one of my boys doesnt see what I like in one girl I got with awhile back... I was like whatever my woody says your wrong.. No doubt eye of the beholder.