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lol you like them milfs ... lol who doesnt

True dat.. you aint a wanksta so dont act like one I have resently had something like this happen to me this week. STORY: about two years ago when I was in school I sat beside this OMG bust a nut' hotchick an HB9 in my opinion. Bright blue eyes like a tigeress RAWR! And busty round firm...

maybe have her guess at your age or arrange it to where she is curiousity gets the better of her and she asks you.. ( That's a tell....Well in my hook-ups it ususally is) Pshhh Im 19 and chicks think Im in my mid-twenties.. :eek: Im like you wish I was to make you seem less old! ( with humor...

:crackup: hehehe got my laughing in at least for the day sawed off penguin... caught me off guard.

Hmm. I never ever had a problem with it going soft with a naked chick in my presence... Dunno. Maybe leave the porn alone, seeing all that fake boobies and stuff.. (though fake boobies are okay.. as long as I can touch them they're real!) Let her set the rhythm and just match it... Then ever...

I one respect your opinion but do not agree with it...And assuming I that I didn't understand the concept of ESP gaming... If I wanted to see or hear anything about anything pretaining the letters it would be ESP(N). Lol. Oh yeah Im willing to learn something thats not preceived as a trick using...

In my honest opinion you shouldn't have mentioned the afterparty. Just say There's a few people hanging out and I bet you just could be the life of the party.. Something along that line of a compliment and coaxing her into coming over... I think when you said afterparty. She could of thought...

like xzibit says in multiply Above the rest, accept no less Go ahead, check the game, be my guest Somethin brand new and heavy to get off my chest Win time after time 'til there ain't none left Hardhat, punch the clock, back to work I'm bigger, stronger, faster, built to hurt...

F^CK yeah they cant be trusted on just about anything.. Unless you have spent an long time together or whatever.. I can relate to this you cant rely on a woman to be there for you when you need them the most. For me hear it goes.... Lost job: one of the best I had I enjoyed everyday I...

For me I was alot different back then.. then I am know. High School for me was kinda blah... I wasn't in public school for the last 2 years of high school..*kicks himself in the face* Now I regret it but I had to.. I went to online school and worked full time when I was 16-17 As for getting...

:down: Its really hard to nice if someone has a eyelash out. and evn harder for you to be able to notice it first. Its kinda hard for them to not to notice since its loose and there in your field of vision which is your eye... Very lame to me to use some gimmick as lame as the lamest of...

Oh....F^ck Me..I had not one but two girls this summer. That I totally screwed my chances with. Had them come over to watch a movie...The first girl was a year older than me and lived next door.... Yeah hot girl next door. Anyways I got c^ckblocked by my damn dog! The dog lay right between us...

Well well well this is strange.... I just had my first one last night. was on the forums goofin off... and watchin' a movie. Bored since my fb's where working or something or other.. until late. Phone call a fb said she had a treat for me. After working double shifts for 3 days I was burned...

I have to ask them if they took a shat lately.. I dont wanna fudge-sicle ( shat past term for sh!t) One time I hit the butt too hard and fast and she clinched >.< omg thats a strong ring of muscle... felt like a vice!

Mines The longest Yard! like the movie

Like I say... *** in a mouth a day to keep the doctor away... I wish the panthers won the superbowl last time.... damn patriots should rot in hell

Like a week ago I hooked up with some girl for a ons at the local hang out called the brewing station. Anyways My question is why do you girls like digging your nails into our shoulders to the extend where we bleed... Im not complaining as long as its with some lovin' its all good. But I...

heheh chicks are like that too hate me love me wanna be with me all the time... its okay dude your homosexual attraction is fine lol Im foolin with yah... Instead of railin some tourist we can derail them off their tracks! I like Calvin Kliens Crave.. chicks have nosebleeds when they smell...

Pitching a tent= boner in pants... It looks like a circus tent! Like when nasa did that crash with the probe with calculation in feet and the distance was in meters! Focker crashed

steroids dont rule... make you head the size of a bobble-head and your nuts the size of chickpeas... but you kewl bratha. I hooked up with an ex a little bit ago she was my secound real girlfriend. I was AFC and all but I was 17 and was like 35 pounds heavier than I was now.. Lost that...