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Poach: So far I have only skimmed this post. I promise to read it much more thoroughly within the next 24 hours, but time is at a premium right now, and I want to make sure I've absorbed everything, and then have the time to give it the response it deserves. What I have read seems right on the...

Just reread your own posts. They're remarkably similar.

Obviously you're upset by the way the DJs are reacting to your presence here. So why don't you change the way you're acting? You don't want to change? Fine, then act stupid somewhere else. Otherwise, get used to people here thinking you're an idiot. I found this site because I was looking to...

Why he bumped this, I don't know, but the truth is, gay guys do something to get girls attracted to them that straight men can learn from. There IS something to be learned from this, but it doesn't have anything to do with acting gay. Gay men use what is probably the most important factor in...

Ohh, sh!t. Lemme get outta the way. And God does not exist. And you are a retard. You don't like it, quit acting like one. And you probably smell funny, too.

Sniff. I LOVE YOU MOMMY!!!!!

Clouseau: Great job! You and Clownboy are living proof. The golden rule in picking up women should be: If she doesn't show interest, don't bother. This may raise her interest, but if it doesn't, don't bother. Really, why waste your time? Paradox: I don't have really great luck picking up...

I haven't read a lot of Mark's posts, but Bartender is one of us. Dr. Pimp? Who the hell is this guy? 'Nuff said.

I was wondering when someone was going to say something like that. I agree, if the pu$$y is all you're there for, you're probably better off going after some other chick. I'm just saying, this is how you get a waitress. Considering the way they think, in general, this is probably the best way to...

You can't ignore Osama bin Laden, either. That doesn't mean we need him around. [This message has been edited by galactus (edited 03-15-2002).]

Interesting that a couple guys revived this thread, because I had something I was going to add anyway. Yesterday this chump gave a waitress a 50 dollar tip. He waved the money in front of her tits and said, "Can I put it in there?" She said sure, and leaned forward while he stuffed it in her...

Everybody ignore Wyldfire.

Hey, thanks for all the praise, guys. Crowes: I think she really is a woman with some substance. I think she was raised right, except for being spoiled. But it's probably hard not to be spoiled, considering all the attention she gets. I think I realized just in time that all the lustful...

Get this scumbag out of here.

Unexpected doesn't necessarily mean funny. You putting a bullet in your head would also be unexpected, but only a few of us would find it hilarious. ------------------ "For anybody who's on the downside of advantage and relying purely on courage... it's possible." - Russell Crowe

A great tip, Gio. I've found that being happy and confident is the best way for me to be humorous. When I'm feeling miserable, my jokes are just a cynical man's depressing observations about the problems of the world. When I'm happy, it's lighthearted, and puts other people at ease, and they...

Me and this girl have been spending more time together. She's been asking me to hang out with her. But I still think it would be a mistake to make a move on her at this point. I think right now, she's trying real hard to get me to act AFC. Last night for example, when I first saw her, I...

Cool.

Xniceguy: Just for the record, it wasn't long before I realized I was out of line with the suggestion that you're an AFC. You've made some very good points, and I've learned from things you've posted, so I owe you an apology. But, I still disagree with you on this. I'll pick out a few things...

I don't really care what label people want to give me. I know who and what I am. I won't steal to get laid, but I would probably cheat, and I'd definitely lie, if that's what it took. I'm not going to forfeit a fine piece of ass because she wants to fvck a doctor and I just HAD to tell her I...