Giovanni Casanova
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Jan 5, 2002
- Messages
- 5,550
- Reaction score
- 18
- Age
- 45
- Location
- Hiding in Penkitten's Linen Closet
Hello class
Today, like every other day, we're talking about how to get the girl. You have probably heard that any guy -- even the ugliest, fattest, baldest guy -- can get a beautiful girl. I want to tell you that this is true. I have seen it happen. But in life all things come at a cost.
I know a guy who is completely ugly. He's maybe a "2" out of 10. But he has a secret... he gets to see naked girls on an almost daily basis. Better yet, one of the most beautiful girls around literally BEGGED him to have sex with her -- and they had a wonderful night of drunken passion.
What is his secret, you ask. His secret is actually very simple. He is as queer as a three dollar bill. That's right. He's gay. The girls treat him like he's just one of the girls. This means that they will change in front of him. I don't know if you've noticed, but girls change their clothes like 19 times a day. And he is the ULTIMATE challenge. The girls think, "Hey, if I can convert a gay guy I must really be something special." The beautiful girl in question was quite proud of herself. And I'm thinking... it's possible that is the smartest damn straight guy I've ever seen.
Now, I'm not recommending that you become gay... heh heh. But I think that the lesson to be learned here is to act like you are totally uninterested in the woman... even the most beautiful woman. It will drive her totally nuts. And who knows, she might just beg you to give her a night of drunken passion.
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"I am only one, but still I am one. I cannot do everything but still I can do something. And because I cannot do everything, I will not refuse to do the something that I can do." -- Edmond Burke
[This message has been edited by Giovanni Casanova (edited 01-06-2002).]
Today, like every other day, we're talking about how to get the girl. You have probably heard that any guy -- even the ugliest, fattest, baldest guy -- can get a beautiful girl. I want to tell you that this is true. I have seen it happen. But in life all things come at a cost.
I know a guy who is completely ugly. He's maybe a "2" out of 10. But he has a secret... he gets to see naked girls on an almost daily basis. Better yet, one of the most beautiful girls around literally BEGGED him to have sex with her -- and they had a wonderful night of drunken passion.
What is his secret, you ask. His secret is actually very simple. He is as queer as a three dollar bill. That's right. He's gay. The girls treat him like he's just one of the girls. This means that they will change in front of him. I don't know if you've noticed, but girls change their clothes like 19 times a day. And he is the ULTIMATE challenge. The girls think, "Hey, if I can convert a gay guy I must really be something special." The beautiful girl in question was quite proud of herself. And I'm thinking... it's possible that is the smartest damn straight guy I've ever seen.
Now, I'm not recommending that you become gay... heh heh. But I think that the lesson to be learned here is to act like you are totally uninterested in the woman... even the most beautiful woman. It will drive her totally nuts. And who knows, she might just beg you to give her a night of drunken passion.
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"I am only one, but still I am one. I cannot do everything but still I can do something. And because I cannot do everything, I will not refuse to do the something that I can do." -- Edmond Burke
[This message has been edited by Giovanni Casanova (edited 01-06-2002).]