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bigdave17

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Of course you did! That poor girl doesn't know the mistake she's about to make.
I hope her family's part of the mob cuz I sure wanna go Tony Sopranos on Dave sometimes.
Dude she wants to get in shape herself very badly. She told me she hates her body

Right now, she doesn't know what the **** she is doing as far as diet/training. I'll teach her what to do and she will get the pornstar body that she herself wants

Everything else is awesome. She is super chill and very interested in me. We'll get along like best friends in real life too
 

HankHill

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OK fine. I shouldn't give you sh*t because this is the most "progress" you've made so far.

We'll get along like best friends in real life too
But don't give her a friendship vibe or she'll write you off as a friend or that nice guy who'll never make a move on her.
 

bigdave17

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OK fine. I shouldn't give you sh*t because this is the most "progress" you've made so far.



But don't give her a friendship vibe or she'll write you off as a friend or that nice guy who'll never make a move on her.
I'm very attracted to her and I'm sure she is very attracted to me + I look much better in real life than pics

We'll be banging like rabbits in a week or two
 

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Dude she wants to get in shape herself very badly. She told me she hates her body

Right now, she doesn't know what the **** she is doing as far as diet/training. I'll teach her what to do and she will get the pornstar body that she herself wants

Everything else is awesome. She is super chill and very interested in me. We'll get along like best friends in real life too
Fvck her before you help her or be her therepist. You will work you way out the puszy if you dont.
 
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bigdave17

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is it a bad idea to have date 1 and date 2 on back to back days?

I want to see her friday and saturday
 

devilkingx2

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is it a bad idea to have date 1 and date 2 on back to back days?

I want to see her friday and saturday
It's fine if she wants to do that, but i suggest going on date 1 and making sure she loves it first
 

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You guys crack me up
 

mrgoodstuff

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she texted me today that she's really looking forward to seeing me

awwww she's awfully sweet
So leave the energy like that. Thrres nothing more you csn say to raise it higher. Have opportunities plural for sex to occur. Smell good look sexual when she sees you.
 
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