Online dating experts, I need your help

[Fzatf]

So if this all goes well and Dave marries this woman and has kids, does that mean we will see the last of his posting?

BTW, Dave's talked a lot about what age does to a woman, has he thought about what pregnancy does to them?

"My wife is turning 50 but her skin doesn't look like a 20 year old like I predicted. Should I find a woman who is at my level? I'm a 0.000001% male and I think I can do better."

 

[bigdave17]

I think she's gonna like him initially and within 3 dates (definitely before sex) he's gonna screw it up or disqualify her because he saw 1 gray hair or something

hhaahhhahhahhahahahh

 

[HankHill]

I think she's gonna like him initially and within 3 dates (definitely before sex) he's gonna screw it up or disqualify her because he saw 1 gray hair or something

More like she's going to disqualify him after he struggles with her bra for 20mins then gives up and just pulls it up around her neck lol

 

[mrgoodstuff]

nah I'm sure we'll get along great in real life

we're very attracted to each other physically and seem to be very similar personality wise

I'm not worried

Probably shouldn't talk about it till u hit it. You need to be out of analysis mode.

 

[spinich]

As funny as those predictions may seem, they are based in Dave's reality. The one hope I have is the woman occupies his time so he has less inclination to post crap on this forum. But alas that is a bridge to far. I have no doubt Dave will muck this up somehow, I mean really his ego couldn't stand someone being prettier than he imagines himself to be. But rest assured it won't be his fault in ANY way.

 

[bigdave17]

As funny as those predictions may seem, they are based in Dave's reality. The one hope I have is the woman occupies his time so he has less inclination to post crap on this forum. But alas that is a bridge to far. I have no doubt Dave will muck this up somehow, I mean really his ego couldn't stand someone being prettier than he imagines himself to be. But rest assured it won't be his fault in ANY way.

my last 4 women I've been out with all had sex with me and wanted to date me long term

but this one is the most attractive who has no kids. i had a very attractive chick heavily into me i had sex with for 2 months but she was a single mom

i can almost guarantee you i won't screw it up

 

[spinich]

Ok then.....Good luck...

 

[AJ84]

Dave all jokes aside have fun, enjoy the date, good to see that you’re getting out there .

 

[devilkingx2]

I'm pretty excited to hear how this date goes tomorrow, I've got my popcorn ready

don't skip a single interesting detail fam

 

[bigdave17]

she cancelled on me after texting me all week and telling me like 3 times she's excited to see me

Weird, oh well, back on the horse

 

[lamath]

Seems like a AW

Next time to txt that much with her

 

[mrgoodstuff]

she cancelled on me after texting me all week and telling me like 3 times she's excited to see me

Weird, oh well, back on the horse

Get sum easy puzzy for the next three weeks.

Im going to be fvcking all weekend. Fvck complaining

 

[HankHill]

she cancelled on me after texting me all week and telling me like 3 times she's excited to see me

Weird, oh well, back on the horse

What did she say exactly?

See this is why we were all jesting you for already imagining having kids with her. This is so typical of us men, one smile from a woman and we start planning retirement with her.

I agree, best to keep chit chat to a bare minimal because a lot of women in OLD are simply looking for attention, they don't intend to meet you unless they genuinely like you. You can't know if they do until they meet you, and then fvck you.

 

[bigdave17]

What did she say exactly?

See this is why we were all jesting you for already imagining having kids with her. This is so typical of us men, one smile from a woman and we start planning retirement with her.

I agree, best to keep chit chat to a bare minimal because a lot of women in OLD are simply looking for attention, they don't intend to meet you unless they genuinely like you. You can't know if they do until they meet you, and then fvck you.

she said she has too much going on and right now is not a good time to go on dates

she gave me her number quickly and agreed to a date quickly. She texted me yesterday that she's looking forward to seeing me, what the hell changed in 24 hours?

 

[HankHill]

she said she has too much going on and right now is not a good time to go on dates

she gave me her number quickly and agreed to a date quickly

Translation...there's another guy...maybe her ex.

Keep hunting...

 

[mrgoodstuff]

What did she say exactly?

See this is why we were all jesting you for already imagining having kids with her. This is so typical of us men, one smile from a woman and we start planning retirement with her.

I agree, best to keep chit chat to a bare minimal because a lot of women in OLD are simply looking for attention, they don't intend to meet you unless they genuinely like you. You can't know if they do until they meet you, and then fvck you.

You see you can't do that. Man needs to have sex.

 

[bigdave17]

Translation...there's another guy...maybe her ex.

Keep hunting...

that's what I was thinking too

I need to get new pics done to do OLD. My 3 pics rated between a 6 to 7.6 on photofeeler. I need to get some pics that rate around 9/10.

Cold approaching in real life is incredibly hard

 

[mrgoodstuff]

that's what I was thinking too

I need to get new pics done to do OLD. My 3 pics rated between a 6 to 7.6 on photofeeler. I need to get some pics that rate around 9/10.

Cold approaching in real life is incredibly hard

Its incredibly easy. You Say hello to women whove given a strong IOI. Small talk. Ask them to text you . Move onto the next.

Never have interest in any babe that aint worried bout u.

 

[sazc]

@bigdave17 first of all she doesnt know you at all so dont think it was anyhing you did, second of all, you need to not get ahead of yourself in these sitautions, ever again

 

[bigdave17]

@bigdave17 first of all she doesnt know you at all so dont think it was anyhing you did, second of all, you need to not get ahead of yourself in these sitautions, ever again

I know, I already admitted that I want to meet someone so badly that I find myself falling very fast

The weird thing is she texted me 18 hours ago that she was very excited to see me. What changes in a day?