Online dating experts, I need your help

[bigdave17]

Of course you did! That poor girl doesn't know the mistake she's about to make.
I hope her family's part of the mob cuz I sure wanna go Tony Sopranos on Dave sometimes.

Dude she wants to get in shape herself very badly. She told me she hates her body

Right now, she doesn't know what the **** she is doing as far as diet/training. I'll teach her what to do and she will get the pornstar body that she herself wants

Everything else is awesome. She is super chill and very interested in me. We'll get along like best friends in real life too

 

[lamath]

Narcissist are great at making connections. They make people feel great at first.

Idk if this is the case but it sure look like it.

 

[bigdave17]

Idk if this is the case but it sure look like it.

I'm the narcissist or she is?

I'm a very good judge of character and I can tell she's a great person

 

[HankHill]

OK fine. I shouldn't give you sh*t because this is the most "progress" you've made so far.

We'll get along like best friends in real life too

But don't give her a friendship vibe or she'll write you off as a friend or that nice guy who'll never make a move on her.

 

[bigdave17]

OK fine. I shouldn't give you sh*t because this is the most "progress" you've made so far.



But don't give her a friendship vibe or she'll write you off as a friend or that nice guy who'll never make a move on her.

I'm very attracted to her and I'm sure she is very attracted to me + I look much better in real life than pics

We'll be banging like rabbits in a week or two

 

[mrgoodstuff]

Dude she wants to get in shape herself very badly. She told me she hates her body

Right now, she doesn't know what the **** she is doing as far as diet/training. I'll teach her what to do and she will get the pornstar body that she herself wants

Everything else is awesome. She is super chill and very interested in me. We'll get along like best friends in real life too

Fvck her before you help her or be her therepist. You will work you way out the puszy if you dont.

 

[bigdave17]

Fvck her before yoibhelp her or be her therepist. You will work you way out the puszy if you dont.

I'm sure once we meet, we won't be able to keep our hands off each other

 

[spinich]

Pictures or it didn't happen!

 

[bigdave17]

Pictures or it didn't happen!

pictures of what?

 

[mrgoodstuff]

I'm sure once we meet, we won't be able to keep our hands off each other

You gotta lot of lost time to make up for.

 

[bigdave17]

is it a bad idea to have date 1 and date 2 on back to back days?

I want to see her friday and saturday

 

[devilkingx2]

is it a bad idea to have date 1 and date 2 on back to back days?

I want to see her friday and saturday

It's fine if she wants to do that, but i suggest going on date 1 and making sure she loves it first

 

[bigdave17]

It's fine if she wants to do that, but i suggest going on date 1 and making sure she loves it first

she will

it's not a bad idea to ask her out again for Saturday right?

 

[taiyuu_otoko]

She said her face is better looking than pics in real life

that's what I tell the girls I send d*ck picks to...

...after they send back laughing emojis

seriously, it's bigger in real life...

 

[mrgoodstuff]

that's what I tell the girls I send d*ck picks to...

...after they send back laughing emojis

seriously, it's bigger in real life...

Put it next to an object of known size

 

[sazc]

You guys crack me up

 

[HankHill]

Put it next to an object of known size

Whenever I use a snickers bar I get ghosted so the trick is to use the mini snickers bar...that always seems to impress them

I've never sent d1ck pics to a girl in my whole life

 

[mrgoodstuff]

Whenever I use a sicker's bar I get ghosted so the trick is to use the mini snicker's bar...that always seems to impress them

Beer bottle or ruler. Some folks use shrunk down rulers to lie. One coyld also not send a dyck pict.

 

[bigdave17]

she texted me today that she's really looking forward to seeing me

awwww she's awfully sweet

 

[mrgoodstuff]

she texted me today that she's really looking forward to seeing me

awwww she's awfully sweet

So leave the energy like that. Thrres nothing more you csn say to raise it higher. Have opportunities plural for sex to occur. Smell good look sexual when she sees you.