WTF?? Really drunk now help me...

[bugsquish]

OK, mos ppl know I got a new GF Cllaire and ex Em,ma. Ema persuaded me to go out tonitght. So I went out with emma but i know shes not intretrested. But the rtthing isd I cheasted on C;aire already. m ,. Thic girl is even hhotter tyhasn cv;lasire. i DOIDNT CARE CUS I WASNT INTERESTEEDD. oops. but this chicjk is so HOT even hotter thsn clqaire. anf she sent me a txt sayijg "i dshouldt txt you have agf etc.. txt me bifg boy"


wtf
????

 

[icepick]

Originally posted by bugsquish
OK, mos ppl know I got a new GF Cllaire and ex Em,ma. Ema persuaded me to go out tonitght. So I went out with emma but i know shes not intretrested. But the rtthing isd I cheasted on C;aire already. m ,. Thic girl is even hhotter tyhasn cv;lasire. i DOIDNT CARE CUS I WASNT INTERESTEEDD. oops. but this chicjk is so HOT even hotter thsn clqaire. anf she sent me a txt sayijg "i dshouldt txt you have agf etc.. txt me bifg boy"


wtf
????

Wow, you must be pretty drunk there!

Who cares about the damn b*tches man, have another shot! Woo-hoo!

 

[iqqi]

please, plese go back and edit.

 

[bugsquish]

L:OL I cant stop laughing. OK I try/. You guyds know I can usually explain myself. I spent the last jhour on a consrstrunction sirte. So Im srtruggling,/
Fuxck that looks bad.
But im still laughing!
Anyway. You know what happened with claire
shes not otu tonight, my ex invited me out but im supposed to be in a relationship with claire.
but tonight i met Gems and shes funckking HOT!!!!
i told her im in a relationship bus she said she doesnt care and she kept biting my lips etc.
vbut this chisk shes 19 man shes a 9.5 i never pulled a chick like thjis sh4e has HIGH L
WTF>???]
why do i have to be in a STR or :LRT or whatever the fucc im in bleh

 

[Starman]

you type pretty good for being drunk, perhaps you should stop typing with your elbows

 

[bugsquish]

LOL ok im really trying. ok is this beter? better even.
guys. . listen yoiu are my frucking brqain here. agh uim pissing ,myself off now. i dieddnt think i was drun k until i started ttyoping thids.n ARGH.


okl. what i mean is, i didnty think i was drunk until i started writing this. now, most of you guys know i was ****ed up from a bit of oneitis from care. shes about 8. should i call her shouldnt i etc etc...

but tonight i was out with my ex ex... lclaire want there blah blah. i met this chick she is ****ing hopt. she sent me a text it says : " Dont know if its a good m idea txtn you sincve you have a gf but if ur interested u have my number jen x"

My GF is a 8 this chick is a 9 easy...


WTF???

 

[Starman]

never call a oneitus back..they have too much power over you

 

[bugsquish]

yea that a bit of back story. shes hooked i recko9n were going to see T3 tonmorrow (tonight),. bnut i kinda set up a relationshoip with cklare. now i met another chick rtonight with HIGH IL and shes a ****ing 9 easy. now im screwed cus i set up a relationshi with clare..... humhhhh

 

[iqqi]

hahahhahaha! this sh*t is almost funnier to read than the polar bear thread! this is great!

more more more!!!!

 

[bugsquish]

**** ytea lol i was telling people about the polaar bear tonight lol hehe ****ing funny thread hehe

 

[bugsquish]

but stiop laughing \t me and giv me advice GRR

 

[Drex]

Man I could type better than him using only my nuts to type.

 

[Drex]

On a more serious note. You need to evaluate your relationship with Claire. How long you've been together, if you see a future with her, how much she is in to you, etc. You're also drunk, you should sleep on it and think about this when your head is clear.

 

[NewMan]

what onitis?

 

[Oscar Wilde]

lol

This dude is why we all need to cut back on the beers when we go out!!

What irony from the bloody Irish guy...

Oscar.

 

[Knicknack]

good laugh, but nothing approaches the polar bear.

 

[bugsquish]

OMG How embarassing

Even I'm having difficulty understanding what the hell I was babbling on about last night! That was after I'd left the club and climbed about a construction site for over an hour (wtf?) for no apparent reason.

I dont usually go out on a Thursday but I'm off work and Emma persuaded me. I thought "fuxk it, it'll be a laugh", so I went. I didn't make too much effort with my appearance cuz I have a GF so I wasn't on the pull. I didn't bother cutting back on the drink either

Anyhow, the place was TOTALLY PACKED which I didn't expect for a Thursday. While I was dancing with emma I saw this drop dead gorgeous chick. Emma went to get a drink or something and I went to dance with the chick and her friend. We just connected and her friend left her dancing with me. I thought "don't cheat on Clare, don't cheat on Clare" but this chick was HOT HOT HOT and displaying VERY HIGH IL (holding hands and sh1t), she even licked my belly. I lasted about 5 mins until I just HAD to kiss her, and I spent most of the night with her after that.

So now I feel like an as$hole. Tonight I'm going to see T3 with Clare and she's coming to stay over at my place for guaranteed sex tomorrow. The last time I had sex with her she cried after expressing a fear of being used.

I wanna see Jen again (HB from last night), but I don't wanna hurt Clare. Fukkkkkkkk! I wish I had stayed at home last night.

 

[Bill]

OMG this is sooooo funny... it's exactly as if someone wanted to parody a drunk guy asking for advice -- except the guy is in fact drunk!!
Keep it up, got me laughing pretty hard there.
Respect.

 

[Blaaaaat]

... I didn't bother cutting back on the drink either ...

Hehe, good you pointed that out...
LOL!!!!

 

[Oscar Wilde]

Damn man, life is not a spectator sport. Keep some contact w/ Jen - see what she's like- she might be really cool, or a complete idiot - so set up an "as friends" date or something, but find out!

You and Claire should still be in an "exploratory" phase of your relationship - you can still back out you know -you're not married. Quit with the guilt feeling (I hate this, always get it day after drinking).

Do not dump Claire for Jen w/o knowing exactly what Jens personality is like w/o drink.

Hey, if your ex is so cool to hang with, ask her opinion.

Osc.