Fack Valentine’s Day, it’s another day where a man has to measure up to some ridiculous expectations from a woman.
If it gets you laid, sure whatever. But you should be getting laid any or every day of the week and year, and if you’re not (and you’d like to) you have work to do.
I resent the idea of the holiday and this ridiculous standard men are expected to adhere to, many of them DO NOT GET LAID anyway. Fock dat.
I could ask any of my female friends over to get a bj and monkey sex right now if I want to, but I have shyte to do, maybe in a few hours…
I’m UTC-7.