The Guide to Dating a BBW

[lgbs2004]

If you would ever call it a test it would be called "kill the boner fast test" or "How fvcking desperate to get laid and low is your standards test"

Pussi is pussi, don't be such a pussi

 

[AureliusMaximus]

Pussi is pussi, don't be such a pussi

lol. Don't be so desperate...

 

[RickTheToad]

I have smashed my share of BBW over the years but there is a limit based on her actual size and length of my dry spell. She had to be closer to Jill Scott than to Lizzo. I’d tear Jill Scott up.

Then you must be excited to learn that Lizzo will be in Playboy soon.. ;'p

 

[lost_blackbird]

Then you must be excited to learn that Lizzo will be in Playboy soon.. ;'p

God I hope she doesn't spread it open. Be like looking into the doner kebab of infinity.

 

[AureliusMaximus]

God I hope she doesn't spread it open. Be like looking into the doner kebab of infinity.

 

[EyeBRollin]

Then you must be excited to learn that Lizzo will be in Playboy soon.. ;'p

Disgusting.

 

[MatureDJ]

I got the best head and hj ever from an overweight girl lol

I have to grudgingly agree. Perhaps fat chicks are so used to eating a lot that they have stronger mouth control.

 

[RickTheToad]

God I hope she doesn't spread it open. Be like looking into the doner kebab of infinity.

Disgusting.

Didn't they have a tranny on the cover a few months ago? With the body positivity movement coming along, I really would not be surprised if they do allow her to do a spread (no pun intended).

For the BBW lovers - - - -

 

[MatureDJ]

Then you must be excited to learn that Lizzo will be in Playboy soon.. ;'p

 

[Billtx49]

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She could fracture a toilet with a rapid descent velocity, and god help a man’s face she might accidentally sit on …

 

[AureliusMaximus]

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Playboy is dead to all men because of this.
Hugh Heffner is turning around in has grave in anger, puking all over it on the same time.

 

[MatureDJ]

She could fracture a toilet with a rapid descent velocity, and god help a man’s face she might accidentally sit on …

https://www.solidtoilet.com/toilet-weight-limit/

Average Toilet Weight Limit: How Much Weight Can A Toilet Hold?

 

[Bokanovsky]

All humor aside, the fact that some of you would even entertain the idea of plugging a land whale is disgusting. This is why women let themselves go. There will always be some desperate fvcker willing to convince himself that she passes the “boner test”.

 

[HaleyBaron]

There was a time when I sometimes got with fat chicks. After all, they're the ones who had hit on me the most years ago. But slowly I realized my d*ck wasnt getting up for them anymore. I blamed it on my diet and maybe porn, but then one day I got with a cute skinny girl, and I boned her about three to four times in a single night. I knew then that my d*ck was just fine. The women before were not. Always trust your d*ck.

 

[HaleyBaron]

All humor aside, the fact that some of you would even entertain the idea of plugging a land whale is disgusting. This is why women let themselves go. There will always be some desperate fvcker willing to convince himself that she passes the “boner test”.

Skinny women are just so much better to handle and ****. You hit their inside easier, you have more control over their body, more positions, everything is good.

 

[AureliusMaximus]

What's worse this or an incel?

Both lol.

 

[AureliusMaximus]

incel

There is a reason you're an incel too. Look in the mirror for the error.
So yeah, its bad too. Its harsh reality, but it is what it is.
If you're an incel; then there is something you are doing wrong and you need to fix it.
So yeah, it is bad too...

 

[logicallefty]

There is a reason you're an incel too. Look in the mirror for the error.
So yeah, its bad too. Its harsh reality, but it is what it is.
If you're an incel; then there is something you are doing wrong and you need to fix it.
So yeah, it is bad too...

It doesn't matter as I am not an incel. I don't give a fvck about your respect, so I'll bang a fatty(not as big as the girls in this thread though) before becoming an incel. Being an incel is worse because a guy will lose a piece of his masculinity.

Fellas, I've been on vacation as a moderator for a few months. Just got back. Please be easy on me and don't start bickering here. I don't want to do any paperwork sending you guys official warnings this soon back. Thanks much!

 

[AureliusMaximus]

It doesn't matter as I am not an incel. I don't give a fvck about your respect

You miss the point. My respect doesn't matter. That is correct.
But you should pay respect to yourself and have higher standards than that.
I would never disrespect myself that way and bang an ugly fat whale. Instead, you should improve your game. Lowering your standard will not improve yourself confidence, it will only make it worse by surrendering like that to the trash.

 

[AureliusMaximus]

Fellas, I've been on vacation as a moderator for a few months. Just got back. Please be easy on me and don't start bickering here. I don't want to do any paperwork sending you guys official warnings this soon back. Thanks much!

Indeed. No need to rude. We're all here to help.