The Guide to Dating a BBW

lgbs2004

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If you would ever call it a test it would be called "kill the boner fast test" or "How fvcking desperate to get laid and low is your standards test" :p:cool:
Pussi is pussi, don't be such a pussi
 

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I have smashed my share of BBW over the years but there is a limit based on her actual size and length of my dry spell. She had to be closer to Jill Scott than to Lizzo. I’d tear Jill Scott up.
Then you must be excited to learn that Lizzo will be in Playboy soon.. ;'p
 

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Then you must be excited to learn that Lizzo will be in Playboy soon.. ;'p
God I hope she doesn't spread it open. Be like looking into the doner kebab of infinity. o_O
 

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God I hope she doesn't spread it open. Be like looking into the doner kebab of infinity. o_O
Disgusting.
Didn't they have a tranny on the cover a few months ago? With the body positivity movement coming along, I really would not be surprised if they do allow her to do a spread (no pun intended).

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All humor aside, the fact that some of you would even entertain the idea of plugging a land whale is disgusting. This is why women let themselves go. There will always be some desperate fvcker willing to convince himself that she passes the “boner test”.
 

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If you would ever call it a test it would be called "kill the boner fast test" or "How fvcking desperate are you to get laid and low is your standards test" :p:cool:
What's worse this or an incel?
 

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There was a time when I sometimes got with fat chicks. After all, they're the ones who had hit on me the most years ago. But slowly I realized my d*ck wasnt getting up for them anymore. I blamed it on my diet and maybe porn, but then one day I got with a cute skinny girl, and I boned her about three to four times in a single night. I knew then that my d*ck was just fine. The women before were not. Always trust your d*ck.
 

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All humor aside, the fact that some of you would even entertain the idea of plugging a land whale is disgusting. This is why women let themselves go. There will always be some desperate fvcker willing to convince himself that she passes the “boner test”.
Skinny women are just so much better to handle and ****. You hit their inside easier, you have more control over their body, more positions, everything is good.
 

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All humor aside, the fact that some of you would even entertain the idea of plugging a land whale is disgusting. This is why women let themselves go. There will always be some desperate fvcker willing to convince himself that she passes the “boner test”.
Well if all the tall dudes would stay in their own lane, and only bang tall chicks, short girls wouldn't have a sense of entitlement that they do. It's the tall guys' faults that short girls have high standards, making short guys lower their standards to fatties, allowing more women to let themselves go.
 

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There is a reason you're an incel too. Look in the mirror for the error.
So yeah, its bad too. Its harsh reality, but it is what it is.
If you're an incel; then there is something you are doing wrong and you need to fix it.
So yeah, it is bad too... ;)
 
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