Originally posted by Oxide
hey, toot, this is how to pick up girls with boyfriends without having to type 3 pages.
If you are a DJ, you just talk to the girl, and as soon as she hits with "i have a boyfriend" just calmly reply "dont u want a better one?" 
lol your A funny one.. Ok say your at your local IHOP and you see a hottie that looks like a mix of britney spears and J-Lo she is with her b/f a afc loser.. Ok
So your telling me you are just going up to there table and start talking about your brand new star wars monopoly board game , and then after she says "thats nice" with akward tone after this deep conversation about the monopoly board,, She is supposed to tell you she has a b/f? She is going to think first your blind or second your a special ed student that got lost trying to get to the special olympics. In atlanta
Ok but lets say she does say she has a b/f some how she continues the convo with you with her B/F RIGHT THERE INFRONT OF her.. And you say your famous line.."Dont you want a better one?" and with the little grin with wink she is supposed to say YES I DO LETS GO >>???
Now lets see if you tapped into any of the 5 points of the girl
Slutty - She wont go with you even though you look like ricky martin because you didint make it easy for her to go with you without the akwardness
Bored - She sees you like monopoly and you just go up to her like a waiter would YOUR MORE Boring then eating those pancakes
Upgrader- You first dont have any skills in stealing her so she is going to stay with her man she has its better then this wannabe ricky martin
mad- Even if she is mad with her b/f she might as well use the "why did you take me to IHOP iam going to leave you" excuse better then the lame special ed kid that came up to the table .. The b/f would just laugh if she did go with you
Impressed- You just came up to her table and starting talking to her? How is she going to think you have a creative bone in your body .. she could just think you do this everyday ..
