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I don't really know much about workout programmes. Maybe check out hypertrophy stuff, it seems promising. Just show everyone that you really appreciate that they care, but tell the truth, you simply did not enjoy it anymore.
 

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9/28/11

Don't really remember anything interesting. Just chilled after school, still looking around for a workout routine. More people found out that I quit football, made all the more odd by the fact that I was one of the best players when we played flag football in gym. Still sittin at the football table at lunch and still able to wear the shirts and all. Supposed to hit the mall with Khayree at around 1 or 2 tomorrow.

9/29/11

Today was lame, my dad had work and my mom was on her work flight so I couldn't get a ride to the mall with Khayree. Chilled and played Gears 3, that game is so heavenly addicting haha.

9/30/11

I forget if anything really interesting happened today, don't think so. More people findin out about my football decision, supposed to be a game today against Mt. Pleasant.

Felt a little left out when all the players had their home jerseys for the first time. By that time it's pretty much obvious that I'm no longer playing since I didn't have the jersey.

Got home and buried my face in the SAT study book for a while, way behind on the studying. Went to bed early, found out the team lost...I was shocked, and by a score of 43-14...I can't believe it, this win should have been a given.

I'll describe the SATs later, my sister wants to get back on and I might be hanging out with HB Alex, so see you all later.
 

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10/1/11

Alright catch-up time...

So today was SAT day, surprisingly, about a thousand kids showed up for this thing...waiting in a LONG line. It was here that I talked to HB Pam that I knew from my freshman year from Charter, she scored high on her SAT and is taking some subject test. Also met some guy named Jared from Red Lion School, that's only cool because Red Lion is such a good football team that they take trips to Ohio to play against teams.

The test itself was just as difficult as I remember it, the essay was on a very ambiguous topic...I think I broke 1800 but if I did, it wasn't by much. I also reconnected with my best bud Rick from Charter. Got his gamertag and will hit him up soon, still got his number.

I don't think I really did anything else interesting today...HB Alex is still flaky so I'm gonna really have to leave her alone this time.

Pretty sure today was my sister's birthday party with her friends, and I spent the better part of the night playing Gears 3 - but that should be a given by now.

10/2/11

I don't remember doing anything remarkably interesting today. Caught up on some homework and played some Xbox. I forget if anything went on today, if I can't recall, it must've been uneventful.

10/3/11

Today had some interesting occurrences.

First and foremost, HB Carla was being flirtatious in gym with me, on the odd day that she actually comes to that class. She would keep stealing the kickball or volleyball that I was booting around the gym...it would lead her to a corner of the gym where nobody was really paying attention to us and I would steal a kiss.

We talk about chilling on Friday, and there's a very good chance I could lay this girl if I so desire to, but that brings me to my virginity issue. She's hot, but I don't know, I just wanna look back and be proud of who I boned.

Bodily she looks good; pretty face, big boobs (not sure how firm they are though), kinda short, not much in terms of butt or legs...so I'm not 100% sure.

Otherwise today was the first day of the workout routine I'm starting - it's 5 days a week, each day working a different body muscle group. If you want to find it, it's at scoobysworkshop.com listed as Advanced Plan:

3x8x25 Dumbbell Fly (each hand)
3x8x45 or 50 Dumbbell Press (each hand)
3x8x25 Shoulder Press (misinterpreted the video for Dumbbell Press, so ignore this)
3x8x20 Incline Fly (each hand)
1x8x135 1x7x145 1x4x145 Bench Press

These numbers aren't the most consistent yet, so I'll update them as I do them from now on since this is days later.

10/4/11

Not much happened today, so I'll skip to the workout again...this time it was lats:

1x8x15 2x6x15 Weighted Pullup
3x8x30 or 35 Dumbbell Rows (each hand)
1x6 2x4 Narrow Grip Pullups
3x8x75 Bent Over Rows
3x2 Alternating Grip Pullups

Pullups get hard after a while man...

Oh someone else told me HB Cassidy liked me, so maybe I'll take down her number since Khayree said it was cool if I did.

10/5/11

HB Carla wasn't in gym today. Gave HB Sarafina my number, girl from last year that I'll delve more into if she hits me up.

Not too much else going on once again, I could care less about my school now. I might get a job at one of those Halloween stores for the month, as I figure that I'll meet some hot chicks trying to buy a sexy outfit for Halloween...who knows? Maybe I'll get a party invite from one.

Received my payment from that summer job: $288. Quite nice considering how little work was actually done.

Here's the workout from today:

3x8x25 Weighted Lunges (each leg, weight per hand)
3x8x75 Stiff Legged Deadlifts
3x8x145 Squats
3x8x25 Weighted Calf Raises (need to find a good platform, weight per hand)
3x8x30 Hanging Leg Curl (difficult to keep a hold)

Give me your opinions on HB Carla please. This was a little rushed because I have to shave and watnot and get ready for school tomorrow. Reply to me sosuave, this took a while to type up. Goodnight.
 

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BPH said:
Well then should I still chill with this chick? Cus I'd be fine with anything less than sex.
Yes. Go ahead and chill with her and if you feel it leading to sex, pull back on the reigns. You just need to worry that she'll think you're a pu$$y that doesn't want to fvck. Reputation is everything and if that gets out. I don't know.
 

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Pair A Dice said:
Yes. Go ahead and chill with her and if you feel it leading to sex, pull back on the reigns. You just need to worry that she'll think you're a pu$$y that doesn't want to fvck. Reputation is everything and if that gets out. I don't know.
Good point...can I get some more perspectives on this?
 

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10/6/11

Ok so today was a decent school day. During math I told HB Cassidy to give me her phone and put my number in. She would text me later on tonight but let me describe my workout before I forget my weight values:

3x8x30 Dumbbell Press (each hand weight)
3x8x25 Side Raise (each hand weight)
3x8x30 Front Raise (each hand weight)
3x8x15 or 20 Reverse Flys (weight each hand)
3x8x25 Shrugs (weight each hand)
1x15x8 2x15x5 Innies and Outties (15 in 15 out, right hand, left hand for a set)

Had the greatest dinner afterwards. Shrimp, chicken selects (shame on you McDonalds), and fried eggs with buttered toast and turkey bacon.

I'm really thinking about getting a job at a Halloween store. Not sure if I already explained this, but I figure hot girls would dress all sexy and might have a party or two going on that they would come shopping for.

HB Cassidy and I had a short convo last night, basically the plan is today or tomorrow, to go have a one on one football game (I know, repeat of HB Carla), but this girl's a little toughie, she went through ROTC training so she can actually play a bit before we start making out ;)

Haven't texted HB Carla yet, somebody aside from Pair a Dice give me a perspective on pursuing her or hanging out with her if I don't want to lose my virginity?

Also, thanks to Pair a Dice for GIVING me a perspective. Sorry this is so late but Gears 3 is like digital crack.

Get back to me sosuave.
 

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10/7/11

Wow sosuave...I am very disappointed in the difference between the number of people that read this journal and the people that post in it...

Anyway I saw Real Steel today - good movie, good soundtrack, a little disappointed with the ending personally. It wasn't bad it just wasn't as climatic as I hoped.

Went to SubWay and went to workout later, here it is:

3x8 Chair Dips
3x8x20 Tricep French Fries (each hand)
3x8x45 or 55 "Scooby" Press
3x8x45 Force Negative Curls (each hand, one at a time)
3x8x20 Hammer Curls (each hand)
3x8x40 or 50 Reverse Barbell Curls (really weird and painful, gonna watch form videos again)

Texted HB Cassidy that tomorrow might work well because today was busy, my brother went to Bates Hotel for some horror thing.

Didn't text HB Carla or hear from her...didn't want to because I HAD NO IDEA WHAT I SHOULD DO ABOUT HER. Thank you sosuave.

This thing is still open for answers so please lend your opinion...cough Norwegian cough Souleeian cough Hammertime cough etc.
 

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Am I wrong for having high standards?

I was just on MPUAForum chat...and it seems like every time I come on there with a question, in a good mood, I leave in a bad mood.

It starts when I ask them how hot their first girl was, and when they catch on and figure out I'm a virgin, I get chewed up.

I mean people are thinking I'm stupid for not wanting to bone this HB Carla girl when she's practically begging for it. But I want to remember my first with fond memories, and I just wonder if that's wrong or something.

There's this one guy that I asked for advice when I was just getting started, apparently he's a really good pick-up artist. He asked me why I was a virgin after being in the game for 2 years now, and when I tell him the above reason he asks me why. I tell him that I'm pretty good with girls, but I'm a virgin because I'm picky and because my school and town in general aren't very target rich.

The guy starts calling me out on my "bs" and I'm just getting so pissed off that why whole chat is telling me that I'm gonna be a lonely virgin or that I'm gay because I have this girl right in front of me...I mean he may be partly right about finding a place that's target rich, but is it really that wrong to have high standards?

I'm just wondering what the hell's wrong. I want a hot girl that I'll remember when I look back at who I lost it to, and they tell me I'm living in some fantasy land about meeting "the one" and it just pisses me off so much when others attempt to define me.

I mean I kinda feel like a p**** for even typing this up to complain about, but tell me if I'm wrong here folks...
 

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You don't bleed when you 'lose your virginity'. Nothing changes physically, unlike in girls.
 

If you currently have too many women chasing you, calling you, harassing you, knocking on your door at 2 o'clock in the morning... then I have the simple solution for you.

Just read my free ebook 22 Rules for Massive Success With Women and do the opposite of what I recommend.

This will quickly drive all women away from you.

And you will be able to relax and to live your life in peace and quiet.

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Look, I know how you want to remember your first fondly, but there are plenty of opportunities to experience women after this, so why not go for it? If you pass this up, then what? What if there isn't another girl waiting for you on the other side that's 10 times hotter than this one? I'll tell you this: I do remember my first (because she was my girlfriend at the time), but do not regret that she wasn't a model.
 

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Seeing as no one else is answering,i guess i have to...
Dont care that much what people might think. In the end of the day, it doesnt really matter. You are you and if someone dont like it, so what?
 

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10/8/11

Today wasn't that interesting, a buncha attempted plans fell through but I'll tell you about them after I describe the workout:

8x35 Crunches
8x17.5 Crunches
25x17.5 Bicycles
15 Crunches
35 Bicycles
35sec Planks (both arms)

5 supersets of these with no breaks and 3 minute rest between sets.

So yeah that was good, but the rest of the day was just dull as all hell. First I tried to chill with HB Cassidy, but she had work and wasn't free Sunday either, so she said either Tuesday or Thursday.

HB Carla's phone died and that made it difficult to get a hold of her, so oh well.

Invited a couple friends to go to the mall, they all had work or were somewhere else, so I just resigned myself to Gears 3.

I really need to think about a job...I could probably get a job at the gym or at the Halloween store, but where does that leave me for time to workout and do homework?

Also, after reading your replies I have a different perspective on virginity, next time I won't pass up something so easy. :)
 

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10/9/11

Boring day, no plans, played Xbox, jogged 2 miles, goodnight.

10/10/11

Good day.

So today we had gym class in the weight room, so I was able to knock my workout out early, albeit with no real supplement to chase it:

3x8x50 Dumbbell Press
3x8x30 Dumbbell Flys
3x8x30 or 35 Incline Dumbbell Press
3x8x15 Incline Flys (didn't have 20lb dumbbells in this weight room)
3x10 Hip Pushups (no bench spotter)

I told HB Carla to stay after in the weight room for a little bit, she did, and we had a nice little kiss. Said that next weekend for sure ;)

HB Cassidy is also supposed to hang out with me tomorrow at around 6 after her practice, that should be fun. Hope she gets washed up first though haha.

Got some college stuff today from guidance counselor that I'll have to look through, not much homework yet.

Not much else happened as far as I can recall, so goodnight guys.
 
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