Slept with a hot one, feeling my age (51).

[englishman]

I went out on Friday to see some old friends play in a band. There was a good mix of people, kind of punky musicians and arty folk.

I stood next to a nice one who it turned out knew my friend who is in the music business. She was a writer that wrote a music column in a newspaper a few years back.

I chatted to her throughout the night and got good feedback from her. The beers were flowing and at the end of the gig I was talking to her and just kissed her on the cheek, no problem so went for the lips. She started to pull back so I just laughed and said ohh sorry maybe I read it wrong.... she said no no its OK and moved in.

Everyone was leaving and she said to me sooo where are YOU going tonight and held my hand! haha

Anyway back to her place, we got inside and she made me another drink but I was blitzed. So she says oh you dont have to drink it and leads me into the bedroom and started to take my clothes off.

We fvcked and then some more, she sat on my face for about half an hour and blew my c0ck then we flopped into bed and slept. I looked at the clock and it was 5.30am

In the morning my fvcking head...:trouble: I'm 51 now and yeah its great to get laid and the chick was 42 pretty and hot with a great body.

But I can't do sh1t like that in the way I used to. Took me 3 days to come round.

I'd like to see her again but I'm not into going out and getting hammered and staying up late. Also realistically I'm not that into banging away till 5.30am

I mean I'm getting up there and I don't really mind that too much, it's inevitable and just the way it goes.

I'd rather go for a walk on a weekend then bang her on the couch. Practice some kind of tantric trick.

Got me thinking of that country song lyric

She said, "I've seen you in here before"
I said, "I've been here a time or two"
She said, "Hello, my name is Bobby Jo
Meet my twin sister Betty Lou
And we're both feeling kinda wild tonight
And you're the only cowboy in this place
And if you're up for a rodeo
I'll put a big Texas smile on your face"
I said, "Girls

I ain't as good as I once was
I got a few years on me now
But there was a time, back in my prime
When I could really lay it down
And if you need some love tonight
Then I might have just enough
I ain't as good as I once was
But I'm as good once as I ever was" :cheer:

 

[( . )( . )]

Nice work, looks like it was a bit of a fool's mate though. Nevertheless, good stuff. And I know what you mean about hangovers. I'm out of action for at least a day and a half after a blinder. Foul moods, stonking headaches and sh!tty emotions that would match a teen poet. Just not built for it.

Everyone was leaving and she said to me sooo where are YOU going tonight and held my hand! haha

As a side and just for my own amusement, do you remember if she gave you an excited double palm squeeze ? I know its weird but I always seem to notice that cute quirk now when a chicks buying temperature is through the roof.

 

[Scaramouche]

Dear Englishman,
Great Post...I think it was the grog and lack of sleep that gave you the problem...But one of the benefits of growing old is you develop stamina on the job...I find now it takes me all night to do what I used to do all night LOL...Remember what Father used to say,use it or lose it!

 

[Tictac]

Lack of sleep and too much booze. You can't do that in your 50s and 60s.

Get regular exercise too, cardio, weights and stretches. I take a supplement, Xtendlife Total Men's. it helps.

I'm out with women in their 40s frequently. When it comes to sex, They often (enough for me to be gratified) say that they have never been banged in their entire lives as when with me.

BTW - I am 11 years older than you and seeing women the same age as you. Age is not just a number. It's real enough. But don't let your head mess with your life.

 

[Colossus]

And I know what you mean about hangovers. I'm out of action for at least a day and a half after a blinder. Foul moods, stonking headaches and sh!tty emotions that would match a teen poet. Just not built for it.

LOL. I can relate. After a bender (which for me is 4-5 strong beers), my entire physiology is out of whack for a good 24-36 hours. Horribly dehydrated, headaches from hell, sh!t moods, no appetite, no strength. Stuff is really just diluted poison. Tasty poison, though.

I dont understand how people CRAVE booze. Like even on a hot sunny day...they just wanna drink beer. I don't get it. Anything I drink other than water requires double the volume in actual water to keep my system in check.

 

[Married Buried]

I agree--and LOTS of water.

I'm 42 and HATE the way I feel after drinking too much. Just not worth it anymore.

I prefer a few hits off a joint--no hangovers.

The day I can go to the liquor store and buy weed is the day I quit drinking. That's why the liquor companies are paying off the government to keep weed illegal.

 

[MaddXMan]

A bloody mary the morning after does wonders.

 

[Colossus]

The day I can go to the liquor store and buy weed is the day I quit drinking. That's why the liquor companies are paying off the government to keep weed illegal.

Jan 1st in Colorado.

You can legally go into any dispensary and buy weed if you are 21 or older. State law. Federal law is obviously unchanged but they are no longer going to meddle in individual state's pot laws. Another step toward full legalization.

 

[Zarky]

Nice report!

I was talking to her and just kissed her on the cheek, no problem so went for the lips. She started to pull back so I just laughed and said ohh sorry maybe I read it wrong.... she said no no its OK and moved in.

Nice move, I think this is where you closed the deal. Your reaction to her pull-away was important. Chuckling about it and treating it as no big deal was key.

 

[Married Buried]

Jan 1st in Colorado.

You can legally go into any dispensary and buy weed if you are 21 or older. State law. Federal law is obviously unchanged but they are no longer going to meddle in individual state's pot laws. Another step toward full legalization.

How long until it spreads to the east coast?

 

[englishman]

Yep, I don't think I'll be getting as hammered as that again. She was asking me if I had any weed.... just so happens I do :cheer: though I hardly ever smoke it. Here in Vancouver it's about legal, almost anyway.

 

[englishman]

Nice work, looks like it was a bit of a fool's mate though. Nevertheless, good stuff. And I know what you mean about hangovers. I'm out of action for at least a day and a half after a blinder. Foul moods, stonking headaches and sh!tty emotions that would match a teen poet. Just not built for it.

As a side and just for my own amusement, do you remember if she gave you an excited double palm squeeze ? I know its weird but I always seem to notice that cute quirk now when a chicks buying temperature is through the roof.

Im not sure about the double palm squeeze? though I did a squeeze her t1ts a few times. What is a fools mate? Im curious.

 

[OptimumIndividual]

Kudos to you for getting a boner while drunk off your ass. I can't have drunk sex, my d1ck doesn't want to play. lol

 

[( . )( . )]

What is a fools mate? Im curious.

F-close without really gaming the chick. Mind you a lot probably happened in those conversations you and her had through the night so I could be talking out my ass.

Kudos to you for getting a boner while drunk off your ass. I can't have drunk sex, my d1ck doesn't want to play. lol

:yes: I can maybe get one off through sheer willpower even though I'm operating with a rubber chicken but otherwise I'm the same now.

 

[Zunder]

I hardly drink anymore, but when on a bender and also getting laid, I'd get a headache after shooting the mustard.

 

[englishman]

Kudos to you for getting a boner while drunk off your ass. I can't have drunk sex, my d1ck doesn't want to play. lol

I had a Cialis in my wallet, so I threw that down. Those things are great for times like that but they give me a headache anyway never mind the booze.
I think that's what I was getting at when I say I was feeling my age.

I once had a cute Korean girlfriend about 10 years ago. She'd only had one other guy before me and never drank, just stayed at home and eagerly awaited my return.
Looking back I think I never had it so good as I did at that time. She was 23 and I was 41, her t1ts defied gravity and skin like silk, a great lover and companion.

For reasons I can't quite put together the situation on the weekend made me think of her and think of just how good I'd had it.

 

[Zarky]

For reasons I can't quite put together the situation on the weekend made me think of her and think of just how good I'd had it.

Embrace those memories. They're far better than having her now and hating her for being a nagging shrew.

I have pics of some of my exes who were quite attractive and (as far as I can remember now) really sweet. I look at them and sigh a little sigh about how great they were.

Then I see them on Facebook... they're old, bedraggled, with kids and husbands, and not looking like anything special.

I'll take the memories thanks.

 

[Married Buried]

I had a Cialis in my wallet, so I threw that down. Those things are great for times like that but they give me a headache anyway never mind the booze.
I think that's what I was getting at when I say I was feeling my age.

I once had a cute Korean girlfriend about 10 years ago. She'd only had one other guy before me and never drank, just stayed at home and eagerly awaited my return.
Looking back I think I never had it so good as I did at that time. She was 23 and I was 41, her t1ts defied gravity and skin like silk, a great lover and companion.

For reasons I can't quite put together the situation on the weekend made me think of her and think of just how good I'd had it.

It's never too late to go foreign again. What happened to the Korean chic?

 

[Scaramouche]

Dear Englishman,
A fools mate,refers to chess and a happenstance where a relative Newcomer to the game,accidentally puts himself in a a position to win or Check Mate.....Yes tell us more about this Korean,she seems an ideal candidate for a Plate!

 

[DonJuan_DeRosco]

It's never too late to go foreign again. What happened to the Korean chic?

I second that, sounds like a possible interesting story.