Slept with a hot one, feeling my age (51).

[Zarky]

Your choice Zarky, myself I don't dig the strong independent women.

Of course you don't, because you're not strong or independent yourself. In real life you're probably meek and generally unable to take control of a situation that involves women.

Let's look at your OP in this thread. You happened to make a play for a chick who initially pulled back. You got extraordinarily lucky with your probably accidental humor-based response. She made all the following moves. Literally. She basically jumped on your d*ck. You had essentially no game in any of that interaction. At 51, if you have no game, there's something wrong with you, I hate to say it. 51 you should be kicking ass and taking names, and should have money, status, and no problem with women. Clearly that's not the case with you.

And, just look here, you've started a thread featuring the biggest trolls of SS. It's like a needle-d*ck circle-jerk of who's-who in Loserville. I have no doubt you personally have several troll accounts here, with that sig of yours. If you have to attack people personally, your argument loses. Simple as that.

So yes, I believe that you and your ilk absolutely hate and fear strong-willed, independent women. I personally like 'em, because they don't get all clingy and they leave me alone so that I can bang 2-3 of them at a time without having to explain my whereabouts to them. And frankly... mewling, clingy women who do everything I say just gives me the creeps. In my experience only creepy guys like that kind of thing. You're very creepy.

Guys like you and that strange dude whose name I don't (thankfully) remember are perfect for submissive foreign chicks. He wanted to start some space colony on Mars. You want your socks cleaned by some Asian chick who smiles to your face and curses you behind your back. Whatever. Not my problem.

If you have no ability to assert your will on Western chicks because you're a pansy, then by all means go for the Eastern chicks. It doesn't affect me because our target audiences are different. :yes:

I will continue to bang easy Western women by using at least some game. You can continue to wait for women to jump in your lap and pine for Asian women who will treat your 4-incher like a 7-incher and make you breakfast in the morning until they can find someone much better.

 

[( . )( . )]

Heh. MEEEOWW!!

Now you've gone and done it englishman. Kablam! Right where it hurts. Has snarky sufficiently shamed you and your tiny pee pee. Or you want more? :box:

 

[Married Buried]

Of course you don't, because you're not strong or independent yourself. In real life you're probably meek and generally unable to take control of a situation that involves women.

Let's look at your OP in this thread. You happened to make a play for a chick who initially pulled back. You got extraordinarily lucky with your probably accidental humor-based response. She made all the following moves. Literally. She basically jumped on your d*ck. You had essentially no game in any of that interaction. At 51, if you have no game, there's something wrong with you, I hate to say it. 51 you should be kicking ass and taking names, and should have money, status, and no problem with women. Clearly that's not the case with you.

And, just look here, you've started a thread featuring the biggest trolls of SS. It's like a needle-d*ck circle-jerk of who's-who in Loserville. I have no doubt you personally have several troll accounts here, with that sig of yours. If you have to attack people personally, your argument loses. Simple as that.

So yes, I believe that you and your ilk absolutely hate and fear strong-willed, independent women. I personally like 'em, because they don't get all clingy and they leave me alone so that I can bang 2-3 of them at a time without having to explain my whereabouts to them. And frankly... mewling, clingy women who do everything I say just gives me the creeps. In my experience only creepy guys like that kind of thing. You're very creepy.

Guys like you and that strange dude whose name I don't (thankfully) remember are perfect for submissive foreign chicks. He wanted to start some space colony on Mars. You want your socks cleaned by some Asian chick who smiles to your face and curses you behind your back. Whatever. Not my problem.

If you have no ability to assert your will on Western chicks because you're a pansy, then by all means go for the Eastern chicks. It doesn't affect me because our target audiences are different. :yes:

I will continue to bang easy Western women by using at least some game. You can continue to wait for women to jump in your lap and pine for Asian women who will treat your 4-incher like a 7-incher and make you breakfast in the morning until they can find someone much better.

http://www.hackerfactor.com/GenderGuesser.php#Analyze

Results

Total words: 415

Genre: Formal
Female = 776
Male = 349
Difference = -427; 31.02%
Verdict: FEMALE

 

[englishman]

Zarky youe a chick, it's obvious now that you've lost your cool and shown your true colours.

Do me a favour and run along to the kitchen and make me a cup of coffee. There's a good girl. :cheer:

 

[Zarky]

I bet it would take at least three of you to have the guts to go against me in person, too

A guy who posts stuff like this...

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?p=2074351#post2074351

...thinks he can make fun of other guys?

Please. You're on a site on how to bone chicks and you're posting about how you went to the video game store to wait in line for a new playstation game? Well we know who isn't getting any p*ssy, don't we?

I went out on Friday to see some old friends play in a band. There was a good mix of people, kind of punky musicians and arty folk.

I stood next to a nice one who it turned out knew my friend who is in the music business. She was a writer that wrote a music column in a newspaper a few years back.

I chatted to her throughout the night and got good feedback from her. The beers were flowing and at the end of the gig I was talking to her and just kissed her on the cheek, no problem so went for the lips. She started to pull back so I just laughed and said ohh sorry maybe I read it wrong.... she said no no its OK and moved in.

Everyone was leaving and she said to me sooo where are YOU going tonight and held my hand! haha

Anyway back to her place, we got inside and she made me another drink but I was blitzed. So she says oh you dont have to drink it and leads me into the bedroom and started to take my clothes off.

We fvcked and then some more, she sat on my face for about half an hour and blew my c0ck then we flopped into bed and slept. I looked at the clock and it was 5.30am

In the morning my fvcking head... I'm 51 now and yeah its great to get laid and the chick was 42 pretty and hot with a great body.

But I can't do sh1t like that in the way I used to. Took me 3 days to come round.

I'd like to see her again but I'm not into going out and getting hammered and staying up late. Also realistically I'm not that into banging away till 5.30am

I mean I'm getting up there and I don't really mind that too much, it's inevitable and just the way it goes.

I'd rather go for a walk on a weekend then bang her on the couch. Practice some kind of tantric trick.

Genre: Informal
Female = 687
Male = 586
Difference = -101; 46.03%
Verdict: Weak FEMALE

Genre: Formal
Female = 364
Male = 355
Difference = -9; 49.37%
Verdict: Weak FEMALE

If I'm a female then this dildo is a weak female LOL.

This is actually kind of fun.

Wait a minute, how many people here were born in England? Why is England the home of all these pudgy, weak manosphere shmucks? That's what I want to know.

 

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I bet it would take at least three of you to have the guts to go against me in person, too

lolzoloz she's gone full retard. Anyway I'd take that bet.

All right, I'll play:

Height: 5'7-5'8
Weight: 145 lbs
Body type: Skinnyfat
Hair color: Brown and thinning
Skin color: Pale-ish
Eye color: Brown

Type of women I naturally attract: old and/or fat LOL

Going by those stats I'd be more worried about your real persona. Angry lezzo's are like leading the charge in domestic violence reports at present aren't they?

A guy who posts stuff like this...

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthr...51#post2074351

...thinks he can make fun of other guys?

Oh noezz he plays video games !!! Snarky bringing back shaming tactics from the late 90's. May as well try them all eh sweetheart?

 

[englishman]

I bet it would take at least three of you to have the guts to go against me in person, to


Genre: Informal
Female = 687
Male = 586
Difference = -101; 46.03%
Verdict: Weak FEMALE

Genre: Formal
Female = 364
Male = 355
Difference = -9; 49.37%
Verdict: Weak FEMALE

If I'm a female then this dildo is a weak female LOL.
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Zarky, I don't hit women so stating how many guys it would take to beat you up is irrelevant. Unless you were talking about it taking 3 guys to.... ya know, one in each hole???

From the gender hacker site;
It also looks for weak emphasis -- used to distinguish European English from American English. In general, if the difference between male and female weight values is not significant (a "weak" score), then the author could be European. This is because the weight matrix is biased for distinguishing genders in American English.

Go do some knitting or something.

 

[hockster]

I dont understand how people CRAVE booze. Like even on a hot sunny day...they just wanna drink beer. I don't get it. Anything I drink other than water requires double the volume in actual water to keep my system in check.

Try vodka and tonic with a twist of lime. Nice and refreshing. It's also a cleaner alcohol and the hangover isn't anywhere near what a beer or wine hangover is like.

 

[LiveFreeX]

Please. You're on a site on how to bone chicks and you're posting about how you went to the video game store to wait in line for a new playstation game? Well we know who isn't getting any p*ssy, don't we?

What the hell is with weaklings preoccupation with video games. Games are not the cause of your sh1tty skills snark. I get sex every other day and usually on a weekend I spend the entire day sitting in front on my xbox. So what? By the definition of this site I'm a winner right?

Videogames in comparison to other hobbies.... for example lets take GTA

Rock Climbing to GTA: Boring as fck
Fishing to GTA: Boring as fck
Hunting to GTA: Extremely Boring as fck

Video games are a cost effective way to blow off some steam, sit back and relax. If you had any friends you would know that sitting down to play through a co-op game with a buddy is extremely satisfying. For instance, I sat and played through the entirety of PORTAL 2 with my buddy (Fantastic co-op game) and the hours flew by. At one point we lost ourselves in the game for 10 hours in what seemed like 45 minutes. We just looked at each other and went 'h0ly s61t!!!". Another good example, a friend and I got together for a few hours of Minecraft, we ended up building an underground Zoo with access to dungeons and all kinds of crazy stuff, looked at the clock and we had been playing nearly 15 hours. So much fun out of a game that cost me 10 bucks.

What kind of person puts down others to advocate pursuit of pvssy over hanging out with friends? A woman.
What kind of person advocates changing your lifestyle to suit others wants/needs? A woman.
What kind of person is in favor of spending time and money on things you couldn't care less about for their enjoyment? A woman.

Zark if you are not a woman, you certainly behave like one.

I have a feeling zark is actually just jaylan dressed up as a black bisexual. Pokaroo? Pokaroo?

Englishman, I'll kill two birds with one stone, I cordially invite you to come out to China and I'll get my wife to try and set you up with a job here. You can get laid to your heart's content and play games until you puke. PM me for details.

 

[Married Buried]

I bet it would take at least three of you to have the guts to go against me in person, too

A guy who posts stuff like this...

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?p=2074351#post2074351

...thinks he can make fun of other guys?

B!tch please. You are just angry I ignored you in the GTA5 thread, so you have to attack now. Down girl. Good dog.

Everyone understand how to beat Zarky? Ignore her.