" I have a comfortable relationship with my BF (he’s rich/he’s got a big car/d!ck, whatever). I won’t leave him for you, but flirting with losers like you is my favorite hobby. I like to feel desirable, beautiful, lovable. Once you are hooked, I mention my BF and Gosh do I love to see that desperation in your eyes! Jubilation! Oh…the poor little teddy bear has a crush on me. Oh… you are so cute… "
"I am manipulative and cold hearted "Man with tits" I know that if I admit I’m not attracted to you, then you'll bail."
"don’t listen to your bullsh!t detector! Everything is all right. Yeah, that’s right, look at my tits… "
"If you see a woman with a lot of pseudo-platonic male friends, it's the equivalent of walking into a dark cave and then seeing thousands of corpses when you strike a match. There's something in the cave that you probably aren't ready for"
"NEVER, EVER, EVER get in a relationship with an attention wh0re. Like a vampire, they just suck your personal energy until you a broken man"