Post your favorite sosuave quote

[lYlasTer]

I can accept failure, but I can't accept not trying - Michael Jordan

 

[Nocturnal]

Bump.

 

[Royal Elite]

"the bold is always more sucessful then the hesitant"

"you need to figure out why you came to the conclusion that her ideas, opionions, and desires are more important then yours" Royal elite

"Do Something!!!" re

"stop with those estorogen comments" re

 

[MrHarris]

Originally posted by bootlegger
not sure who always said this...


"make the ho say no"

Gunwitch said that

 

[Desdinova]

Read my sigs...

 

[Engetsu]

Originally posted by DJDamage
I just saw this quote in today's paper:

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me".

I think it went more like...

Fool me once, shame on... shame on you. Fool me twice... afoolmeh can't get fooled again

As was so wisely said by George Walker.

 

[Mr. Delicious]

Check my sig

 

[diplomatic_lie]

Oh man I love that Icelander quote, funniest thing I've seen.


I go to Kjell and I grab his balls in my hand. I think if he **** my girl he will not **** again! His ball pains makes him sick on floor and he stops to move!!!

I think I have MURDER him. Snits screams! I am very scared and I run!!!

 

[cave dweller]

chickens

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"My friend, I suggest you go back and do your homework, because, I am the son-of-a-b1tch that wakes up the chickens."

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(this quote is me in a nut shell)

cave dweller

 

[theSpeculator]

"The Future Belongs to Those Who Prepare for It." -- Confusius (ancient chinese philosopher)

"Fortune Favors the Bold" -- Virgil

"My Posts are Good because I take the time to go back and edit them" -- Me
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Add more quotes. This thread will be in the new DJ Bible tentatively named Project T under Miscellaneous.

 

[CharmaLeo]

"Murder and sex bring the same reaction. When you're done you say, "Jesus what was i thinking? I gotta get the hell outta here!"


Hhahaha. Great quote.

 

[Maestro Monk]

"Ask her if shes up for a bit of textual intercourse...if she aint then exercise premature evacuation."

- dearsapho, on what to include in a text message to a club pickup. truly classic.

 

[Aztec]

"You can't always control circumstances. But you can control your own thoughts."

Charles Popplestone


"Whether you think you can -- or think you can't -- you're right!"

Henry Ford


"Effort only fully releases its reward after a person refuses to quit."

Napoleon Hill


"Adversity brings out our hidden potential."

Jeff Keller


"he who loses wealth loses much; he who loses a friend loses more; but he loses courage loses all."

Miguel de Cervantes

 

[MindOverMatter]

Mine's in my sig too lol.

 

[ﮎr|[Super]MaN]

A Father bull and his son are standing on a hill overlooking a paddock full of cows the son looks at the father and says "Dad why dont we run down there and F**k one of those cows" the father says "Son why dont we walk down there and F**K them all"

LoL i love that