if you want to REALLY have fun, put this profile on there. either two things are going to happen, it will bring out the b!tch in a girl instantly because you hit a nerve(therefore making your job much easier and wont have to waste as much time) or you will have girls qualifying themselves to you left and right. i give you the following....
After being on this site for awhile, I've noticed a few things that stick out to me that women say over and over again on their profiles. I think I know what they're really saying....
- Tired of the bar scene, want to find someone nice (Translation: I'm getting old, all my friends are engaged or married and I have no one to go out to the club with so I better make a "quick change" and turn my life around overnight. I realize I'm past my expiration date and I am tired of being a sl*t, night-in and night-out)
- Love long walks on the beach or through a park (Translation: Actually, no I don't, but it makes me seem like I am a romantic at heart. Buy me stuff)
- Want a nice guy (Translation: Treat me like dirt, all my ex's did and I dated them for years and they got to have sex with me. I do Mexican hat dances all over nice guys)
- NO GAMES (Translation: I'll play games, but you better not.)
- No players! (Translation: I'll be dating 6 men at one time from this site, I better be the only woman you go out with)
- No jerks! (Translation: I only date jerks, it's all I know, it's what I am attracted to, I'll never admit it though because it doesn't sound good)
- If you don't like kids, then don't talk to me (Translation: I made a poor judgment of character with my ex and have a kid(s) by him which I expect you to foot the bill for eventually....IF you make it past the first date, which most guys rarely do because I'm too picky. Ah, who am I kidding...we both know I'll go back to my ex. Just as soon as he dumps "Miss New Boobs" and is ready for us to be a family)
- Tired of having my heart broken (Translation: I do all of the heart breaking but I figured I would make you pitty me, it's what girls do)
- Interested in a man with his feet on the ground and with a steady career (Translation: Cha-CHING!)
- Like guys with tattoos and/or facial hair (Translation: I'm shallow and since tattoos are the latest fad and I can't come up with my own turnons, I'll jump on board since that's what society told me to think is "hot". I don't care if you don't have a job, live with 5 of your ex's, been in jail, look like a sex offender, will beat my brains out, as long as you have tattoos and look like the bum I gave a $1 to the other day, then you're the one for me)
- Not looking for just sex, a hookup, a one night stand (Translation: I had sex with those other 6 guys that I'm currently seeing on the first date but they won't commit. I will continue to keep sleeping with them though, just don't expect me to ever sleep with you.....ever. I'll think you're a perv if you ever try to have sex with me. I have a special place in the friend zone reserved for you.)
- No married men! (Translation: I'm currently "seperated" from my husband who will slash your tires, stalk you, and make your life hell if you try to date me. You better not be married though, even though legally I still am)
- Looking for friends (Translation: You can still buy me dinner, drinks, and spend money on me, I just won't be your girlfriend because I'm still hungup on my ex and need to pass the time until we get back together for the 8th time. So....friends??)