POF hitting a new low?

[Solomon]

if you want to REALLY have fun, put this profile on there. either two things are going to happen, it will bring out the b!tch in a girl instantly because you hit a nerve(therefore making your job much easier and wont have to waste as much time) or you will have girls qualifying themselves to you left and right. i give you the following....

After being on this site for awhile, I've noticed a few things that stick out to me that women say over and over again on their profiles. I think I know what they're really saying....

- Tired of the bar scene, want to find someone nice (Translation: I'm getting old, all my friends are engaged or married and I have no one to go out to the club with so I better make a "quick change" and turn my life around overnight. I realize I'm past my expiration date and I am tired of being a sl*t, night-in and night-out)

- Love long walks on the beach or through a park (Translation: Actually, no I don't, but it makes me seem like I am a romantic at heart. Buy me stuff)

- Want a nice guy (Translation: Treat me like dirt, all my ex's did and I dated them for years and they got to have sex with me. I do Mexican hat dances all over nice guys)

- NO GAMES (Translation: I'll play games, but you better not.)

- No players! (Translation: I'll be dating 6 men at one time from this site, I better be the only woman you go out with)

- No jerks! (Translation: I only date jerks, it's all I know, it's what I am attracted to, I'll never admit it though because it doesn't sound good)

- If you don't like kids, then don't talk to me (Translation: I made a poor judgment of character with my ex and have a kid(s) by him which I expect you to foot the bill for eventually....IF you make it past the first date, which most guys rarely do because I'm too picky. Ah, who am I kidding...we both know I'll go back to my ex. Just as soon as he dumps "Miss New Boobs" and is ready for us to be a family)

- Tired of having my heart broken (Translation: I do all of the heart breaking but I figured I would make you pitty me, it's what girls do)

- Interested in a man with his feet on the ground and with a steady career (Translation: Cha-CHING!)

- Like guys with tattoos and/or facial hair (Translation: I'm shallow and since tattoos are the latest fad and I can't come up with my own turnons, I'll jump on board since that's what society told me to think is "hot". I don't care if you don't have a job, live with 5 of your ex's, been in jail, look like a sex offender, will beat my brains out, as long as you have tattoos and look like the bum I gave a $1 to the other day, then you're the one for me)

- Not looking for just sex, a hookup, a one night stand (Translation: I had sex with those other 6 guys that I'm currently seeing on the first date but they won't commit. I will continue to keep sleeping with them though, just don't expect me to ever sleep with you.....ever. I'll think you're a perv if you ever try to have sex with me. I have a special place in the friend zone reserved for you.)

- No married men! (Translation: I'm currently "seperated" from my husband who will slash your tires, stalk you, and make your life hell if you try to date me. You better not be married though, even though legally I still am)

- Looking for friends (Translation: You can still buy me dinner, drinks, and spend money on me, I just won't be your girlfriend because I'm still hungup on my ex and need to pass the time until we get back together for the 8th time. So....friends??)

REAL PICS OR FAKE PICS? I LIKE THIS IMMA MODIFY IT A BIT THOUGH FOR MY TASTE
P.S. WHEN A BYTCH, BYTCHES U OUT AND SAYS SOME SHYT LIKE

"YOUR JERK, NO WONDER YOUR SINGLE BLAH BLAH BLAH"

HOW DO YOU RESPOND?

 

[Robert28]

REAL PICS OR FAKE PICS? I LIKE THIS IMMA MODIFY IT A BIT THOUGH FOR MY TASTE
P.S. WHEN A BYTCH, BYTCHES U OUT AND SAYS SOME SHYT LIKE

"YOUR JERK, NO WONDER YOUR SINGLE BLAH BLAH BLAH"

HOW DO YOU RESPOND?

well i used it with my pics and got mixed results. i consider my self a solid 7-8 judging on the girls ive dated in the past but apparently being a 7-8 guy on pof wont cut the mustard. i recently made a fake profile using a friend of mines pics. i would consider him around a 9 or so. i will say that while i got some emails that i didnt initiate with my pic, the emails went up alot using his pics. funny thing is alot of the same girls whould would unread delete my messages are messaging "him" and are sweet as can be.haha it's also funny how the hot girls come out of the woodwork too. when i was on there i didnt see that many, now theyre a dime a dozen! i still get the typical fattie who thinks im in her league emailing me too. i havent really gotten many nasty emails, but most emails start with "im nothing like you described in your profile".haha yet when i go look at their profile they have all these same phrases i outlined in my profile. youd be amazed how "nice" girls are to a hot guy compared to a guy thats above agerage(aka "cute").

 

[Robert28]

some other things i forgot to point out about the differences when using my pics and using his are this....

i put the same age for both(30). i was "too old" for most girls 18-24 when i was on there but yet he's not. age doesnt matter anymore, or thats what theyre telling me when i ask them "arent i too old for you?".lol i thought 30 was 30? guess not.haha another thing is i can be as sexual as i want with these girls. that wasnt the case when i had my pics on there. i was a perve or creepy then, but now they laugh about it and i can take it as far as i want to with most of them. im pretending to have a foot/shoe fetish too, and thats "ok" in their book. bet if i tried that with my pics id be getting called all sorts of names.lol girls are shallow, all of them and im proving it.

 

[Solomon]

some other things i forgot to point out about the differences when using my pics and using his are this....

i put the same age for both(30). i was "too old" for most girls 18-24 when i was on there but yet he's not. age doesnt matter anymore, or thats what theyre telling me when i ask them "arent i too old for you?".lol i thought 30 was 30? guess not.haha another thing is i can be as sexual as i want with these girls. that wasnt the case when i had my pics on there. i was a perve or creepy then, but now they laugh about it and i can take it as far as i want to with most of them. im pretending to have a foot/shoe fetish too, and thats "ok" in their book. bet if i tried that with my pics id be getting called all sorts of names.lol girls are shallow, all of them and im proving it.

Where is the "Looks don't matter" crowd now?

lol

naw but I agree mate, I got a buddy whose jacked up, his game is average at best, and he bones nothing but 8's&9's, 2-3 new girls a week!

While I'm lucky to go on a date with a 7 on pof and I'm not an ugly dude either, and now that I put on weight....**** its got even harder

hence why I closed my shyt

you see those same hoes in the field looking for a dude

Once they turn 30 and get knocked up by the "badboy" reality well set in quick mate watch

 

[Stagger Lee]

well i used it with my pics and got mixed results. i consider my self a solid 7-8 judging on the girls ive dated in the past but apparently being a 7-8 guy on pof wont cut the mustard. i recently made a fake profile using a friend of mines pics. i would consider him around a 9 or so. i will say that while i got some emails that i didnt initiate with my pic, the emails went up alot using his pics. funny thing is alot of the same girls whould would unread delete my messages are messaging "him" and are sweet as can be.haha it's also funny how the hot girls come out of the woodwork too. when i was on there i didnt see that many, now theyre a dime a dozen! i still get the typical fattie who thinks im in her league emailing me too. i havent really gotten many nasty emails, but most emails start with "im nothing like you described in your profile".haha yet when i go look at their profile they have all these same phrases i outlined in my profile. youd be amazed how "nice" girls are to a hot guy compared to a guy thats above agerage(aka "cute").

It's just further proof that looks matter a lot. And not just online although especially online, and a guy with less looks has a little better chance in real life than online if he has an extraordinary personality/game. It's the same thing out at the bars in real life. If a guy is really good looking the same women that are impossible for a less good looking guy are so much more nice and easy.

I've done similar experiements online with pics of a guy who I thought looked better than me and I'm not a bad looking guy. It was a lot easier with the "hot" guy's pics. Also I observed other guys in the field a lot and the ease or difficult in attracting females depended mostly on the guys looks. Appearance causes attraction. And without attraction you are just pissing against the wind.

 

[joverby]

I"m going to add this now. I like it man. Cool social experiment.

I'd say I'm about an 8 for most chicks. If I got ripped it would help a lot but , meh. I also like fvcking w/ chicks who I have no intention of doing anything but banging.

One girl I was talking to recently asked if I wanted to hang out. I was busy , told her so. She just said something like how come the only person who wants to chill was this lesbo in her class. I said "Cause she wants to dyke out....duh"

She says something about how the chick knows she's str8. I sent "3some?" LMAO. Was hilarious to watch her reaction and freak out about how 3somes defile love. I just said "Good thing we aren't in love " hahaha. She's still talking to me too. She said something about the the guy saying "Oh I love you baby you're the only one for me." While he's banging another chick. I said "Ya right. You wouldn't say that. That would ruin the mood."

Good times.

 

[pdx1138]

Yeah, POF sucks, I've gotten significantly better luck on match and okcupid. POF is basically the meat market where you're either a prime cut where the fatties chomp at the bit to talk to you or you're tomorrow's dog food where not even the 1's and 2's give you the time of day.

That is summed up perfectly.

 

[Robert28]

i will say this about looks. looks matter online and not as much in person. case in point. when im out with my friends i loose count of the girls i think are "good looking" with dudes i know i am better looking then, have a better personality then, etc. i refer to them as "wtf couples". recently i saw this hb9 out at a restaraunt when i was on a date. she was sitting there sipping wine with her boyfriend. he was sitting with his legs crossed exactly how she was, if you know what i'm talking about. how he didnt crush his sack is beyond me, i thought he may have been her gay friend until i saw them kiss and hold hands. this guy was BEYOND metrosexual. even metros dont sit with their legs crossed like a woman. i wanted to ask her so bad "so just how manly do you see your boyfriend as?"lol. i see sloppy looking dudes out with hotties too. guys whos shirts are all wrinkled and look like they came from the clearance section at Walmart, yet theyre out with some hot girl whos dressed nice. just dont get it. as for the being in shape goes, its overated. i see a ton of guys with tits and a gut with skinny hot girls. thats mainly why i havent gone back to the gym as much lately. dont need to if the fat guys are pulling leg without being in shape. online though you better be in shape, you better be hot, and you better have good pics.

 

[joverby]

I got my first response with this one

"if you want to REALLY have fun, put this profile on there. either two things are going to happen, it will bring out the b!tch in a girl instantly because you hit a nerve(therefore making your job much easier and wont have to waste as much time) or you will have girls qualifying themselves to you left and right. i give you the following....

After being on this site for awhile, I've noticed a few things that stick out to me that women say over and over again on their profiles. I think I know what they're really saying....

- Tired of the bar scene, want to find someone nice (Translation: I'm getting old, all my friends are engaged or married and I have no one to go out to the club with so I better make a "quick change" and turn my life around overnight. I realize I'm past my expiration date and I am tired of being a sl*t, night-in and night-out)

- Love long walks on the beach or through a park (Translation: Actually, no I don't, but it makes me seem like I am a romantic at heart. Buy me stuff)

- Want a nice guy (Translation: Treat me like dirt, all my ex's did and I dated them for years and they got to have sex with me. I do Mexican hat dances all over nice guys)

- NO GAMES (Translation: I'll play games, but you better not.)

- No players! (Translation: I'll be dating 6 men at one time from this site, I better be the only woman you go out with)

- No jerks! (Translation: I only date jerks, it's all I know, it's what I am attracted to, I'll never admit it though because it doesn't sound good)

- If you don't like kids, then don't talk to me (Translation: I made a poor judgment of character with my ex and have a kid(s) by him which I expect you to foot the bill for eventually....IF you make it past the first date, which most guys rarely do because I'm too picky. Ah, who am I kidding...we both know I'll go back to my ex. Just as soon as he dumps "Miss New Boobs" and is ready for us to be a family)

- Tired of having my heart broken (Translation: I do all of the heart breaking but I figured I would make you pitty me, it's what girls do)

- Interested in a man with his feet on the ground and with a steady career (Translation: Cha-CHING!)

- Like guys with tattoos and/or facial hair (Translation: I'm shallow and since tattoos are the latest fad and I can't come up with my own turnons, I'll jump on board since that's what society told me to think is "hot". I don't care if you don't have a job, live with 5 of your ex's, been in jail, look like a sex offender, will beat my brains out, as long as you have tattoos and look like the bum I gave a $1 to the other day, then you're the one for me)

- Not looking for just sex, a hookup, a one night stand (Translation: I had sex with those other 6 guys that I'm currently seeing on the first date but they won't commit. I will continue to keep sleeping with them though, just don't expect me to ever sleep with you.....ever. I'll think you're a perv if you ever try to have sex with me. I have a special place in the friend zone reserved for you.)

- No married men! (Translation: I'm currently "seperated" from my husband who will slash your tires, stalk you, and make your life hell if you try to date me. You better not be married though, even though legally I still am)

- Looking for friends (Translation: You can still buy me dinner, drinks, and spend money on me, I just won't be your girlfriend because I'm still hungup on my ex and need to pass the time until we get back together for the 8th time. So....friends??) "

This is what she said "Hey. Your profile doesn't say much except deciphering what girls say. I'm just a girl trying to find someone for a
relationship, but it's not needed. If you'd like to talk message me back "

She's actually not really bad looking either surprisingly.

 

[Poonani Maker]

I got my first response with this one

"if you want to REALLY have fun, put this profile on there. either two things are going to happen, it will bring out the b!tch in a girl instantly because you hit a nerve(therefore making your job much easier and wont have to waste as much time) or you will have girls qualifying themselves to you left and right. i give you the following....

After being on this site for awhile, I've noticed a few things that stick out to me that women say over and over again on their profiles. I think I know what they're really saying....

- Tired of the bar scene, want to find someone nice (Translation: I'm getting old, all my friends are engaged or married and I have no one to go out to the club with so I better make a "quick change" and turn my life around overnight. I realize I'm past my expiration date and I am tired of being a sl*t, night-in and night-out)

- Love long walks on the beach or through a park (Translation: Actually, no I don't, but it makes me seem like I am a romantic at heart. Buy me stuff)

- Want a nice guy (Translation: Treat me like dirt, all my ex's did and I dated them for years and they got to have sex with me. I do Mexican hat dances all over nice guys)

- NO GAMES (Translation: I'll play games, but you better not.)

- No players! (Translation: I'll be dating 6 men at one time from this site, I better be the only woman you go out with)

- No jerks! (Translation: I only date jerks, it's all I know, it's what I am attracted to, I'll never admit it though because it doesn't sound good)

- If you don't like kids, then don't talk to me (Translation: I made a poor judgment of character with my ex and have a kid(s) by him which I expect you to foot the bill for eventually....IF you make it past the first date, which most guys rarely do because I'm too picky. Ah, who am I kidding...we both know I'll go back to my ex. Just as soon as he dumps "Miss New Boobs" and is ready for us to be a family)

- Tired of having my heart broken (Translation: I do all of the heart breaking but I figured I would make you pitty me, it's what girls do)

- Interested in a man with his feet on the ground and with a steady career (Translation: Cha-CHING!)

- Like guys with tattoos and/or facial hair (Translation: I'm shallow and since tattoos are the latest fad and I can't come up with my own turnons, I'll jump on board since that's what society told me to think is "hot". I don't care if you don't have a job, live with 5 of your ex's, been in jail, look like a sex offender, will beat my brains out, as long as you have tattoos and look like the bum I gave a $1 to the other day, then you're the one for me)

- Not looking for just sex, a hookup, a one night stand (Translation: I had sex with those other 6 guys that I'm currently seeing on the first date but they won't commit. I will continue to keep sleeping with them though, just don't expect me to ever sleep with you.....ever. I'll think you're a perv if you ever try to have sex with me. I have a special place in the friend zone reserved for you.)

- No married men! (Translation: I'm currently "seperated" from my husband who will slash your tires, stalk you, and make your life hell if you try to date me. You better not be married though, even though legally I still am)

- Looking for friends (Translation: You can still buy me dinner, drinks, and spend money on me, I just won't be your girlfriend because I'm still hungup on my ex and need to pass the time until we get back together for the 8th time. So....friends??) "

This is what she said "Hey. Your profile doesn't say much except deciphering what girls say. I'm just a girl trying to find someone for a
relationship, but it's not needed. If you'd like to talk message me back "

She's actually not really bad looking either surprisingly.

Word. This should be posted at the top of POF's main page, to be read before you register, and at the top of every msg you're about to send to a woman. BUT...the people who mod or control POF are as AFC as the sky is blue, consummate captain-save-a-hos, white knights, you name it, and the people who control that site and others are ugly as sh!t, old, scarey-looking, and like a fvckin muppet (but human) or fraggle (from fraggle rock) or puppet/sesame street/the dark crystal character. Very scarey the people who mod or own these places, and they will ban/filter you if you're getting too successful with women off of there. I KNOW I've been filtered for No Reason, just because I used to go on a lot of spur-of-the-moment dates, get msgs all the time, views ALL the time (not no more - I've been set in parameters by SOMEONE - probably one of those muppets who, yes, have a profile, and are old with long hair and ugly as sh!t, trust me I've seen these people single me out and message me, even View me.) There are forces out there who don't want you to succeed on those sites, they simply want you there to make multiple clicks for advertising purposes (money). That's the way I see it. I could be wrong though.