"Open the door or Take me back to my car"

[Franky Four Fingers]

I have an ever expanding repertoire of responses to women's babble, many of them have been designed from posts and statements made on this site .
Here is an example-

Would be great if you could list all of them out here on SS. That would be very helpful to use all.

 

[Die Hard]

I understand and appreciate what you did there, Jophil. Still, I'd be very interested to hear your thoughts on the matters I discussed. I don't think it's always possible to process a woman's statements and turn the situation into your advantage. The situations I described in my earlier post will happen from time to time (I reckon even with you) and I'd like to hear how other people deal with them.