Oddest Match.com Experience EVER! (I think)

[Immaculate]

Ok, this is going to be difficult to explain. I hope you understand this story, if not I'm sorry.

So I email this girl from match.com, and I put my yahoo addy at the bottom.

So she emails me at my yahoo address saying "HEY THIS IS ***** FROM MATCH"

So I'm like cool, she replied. So after several emails she comes back at me with "I don't think we're compatible". So I email her back like WTF? We ended up emailing back and forth for 2 hours, and she ended up giving me her number.

So I called her last night, and we met up at a bar. First thing I noticed is she didn't look like her pics. Now, she WAS very pretty, just didn't look like her pics. I didn't make a big deal out of it. Maybe they were old or something.

She ended up coming back to my place and yes we had sex. So this morning after she's gone I go onto match to check her out again. It turns out that it seems she has 2 profiles on match, with 2 different names, and 2 totally different pics of different women. I don't know how else to explain this. And everytime she emailed me at my yahoo addy, it was from some different email address. And then in one of her emails, she said "why did you call me *****, thats not my name goober"... When in fact that's what name she put under her email!

OK, so what am I dealing with here.

I have tried calling her 4 times today to ask her about this and she won't pick up her phone. It's on, but she just let's it ring to voice mail.

I mean we had sex for god sakes, I have every right to call, but I'm not anymore. 4 times is way too much

Does this make ANY sense to ANYBODY???

 

[DJDamage]

Originally posted by Immaculate
Does this make ANY sense to ANYBODY???

The story makes sense but your girl does not.

Look if you meet someone who does things that makes you think that they are either shady or insane then they probably are.

Let Freud deal with the that sh1t! NEXT!!!

DjDamage

 

[joekerr31]

no it doesnt make sense.

you know what one of hte best signs is that you need to NEXT and move on.... when sh*t doesn't make sense.

and what are you doing banging a chic off match.com the first time you meet her.

that kind of sh*t will get you HIV. think a bout it man, if she bangs you first time she meets you, she's probably banged tons of other guys the same way. dangerous sh*t to be sticking your d*ck in.

anyway, forget her and move on. you banged a crazy chic, congrats, now go find a normal one

and yes, 4 times is way too much.

call her one more time and leave a message on her answering machine saying "Sally. Listen, i've got really wierd red spots all over my c*ck and balls. do you have any red spots. call me, I need to know if this is just an allergic reaction or if you gave me an std"

that will mess her head up right proper.

J

 

[Maverick001]

Dude,

You were a booty call, a casual sex partner, her ONS, whatever you want to call it.

If you enjoyed it, don`t sweat it. Sometimes you get the bear, sometimes the bear gets you.

Next time don`t be so eager to jump her bones on the first date. Prolong it and make her ache for it first.

Just my 2 cents.

Cheers,
Mav

 

[Immaculate]

This is what happened guys.

We were watching a movie at my place, and she starts talking about sex. I TOLD her I don't want to have sex this fast. I like her and want to get to know her better.

As soon as I say this she jumps on me like a horny freak and unzips my pants and starts massaging me there. After that I couldn't say no,

So she says "'let's go upstairs"

So we go into my room and start making out and stripping, and she goes downtown. I'm thinking "
what a hoebag" , but what am I supposed to do say NO?
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So then we start having sex and I know she's loving it because she's screming like banshee the whole time. Thank god I wore a rubber.

Also, she claims she is a programmer and makes 100K per year, and she says she bought a big single house ina VERY expensive area and she lives all alone.


Married?

That's what I'm starting to think. She used my ass for an affair.
I mean don't most girls want to talk to the guy thye day after a nice screw session? She still hasn't returned my calls all day.

I alrready deleted her #, so I can't call even if I want to.

 

[TheTrimReaper]

Dude, before I talked to you, I thought you were talking about the Japaneze/Brazilian.

Damn, what a night! So she still hasn't called you back. That's one weird girl. If she could do that, who knows what she could do. Also, do you think you could believe anything she told you? Granted, successful people are often the freakiest(my previous, unprofessional therapist told me), so she just might make $100k.

 

[Immaculate]

Originally posted by TheTrimReaper
Dude, before I talked to you, I thought you were talking about the Japaneze/Brazilian.

Damn, what a night! So she still hasn't called you back. That's one weird girl. If she could do that, who knows what she could do. Also, do you think you could believe anything she told you? Granted, successful people are often the freakiest(my previous, unprofessional therapist told me), so she just might make $100k.

No, the Japanese girl is still up in the air.

She's the only non psycho girl I have met in the last few months.

I called her yesterday, but I did not call her today. Last time I didn't call her for like a week and she called me begging for a date. so that's key. I'm just not gonna call her. Let her wonder what I'm doing.

Nope, hasn't returned my calls and I even emailed her on match with no reply. I also emailed her "other" profile with a totally different pic of another woman and asked "have we met before"?

I dunno man

This girl was cute. I don't understand. Why would she just want a booty call off MATCH? She could get a booty call just by walking outside.

The only 2 possible explanations is she is married, or she is embarrassed she acted like sucha slut and knows I think she's a hoebag.

 

[joekerr31]

dude, she was out for a wild night and probably to fulfil her fantasy of having sex with a total stranger (lots of women have that fantasy).

why match? why not? gives her a chance to peruse her options.

anyway, i can't emphasize this enough. guys should not be sleeping with women they dont know. you say you couldn't say no. but let me ask you, if right before you put your d*ck in she said "just to let you know, i have aids" would you still have banged her?

sleeping with women that you know nothing about is taking risk with your life that is just not worth busting a nut for.

J

 

[ER!C L!VE]

Originally posted by Immaculate
I mean don't most girls want to talk to the guy thye day after a nice screw session?

Not the girls who do it on the regular. They just wanna bang. They'll usually contact you a week or two later to see what you're up to for round 2.

Man, this is no big deal. Is this really your first encounter with this type of situation? You're getting laid like a pro, but these girls are confusing the hell out of you. I don't understand why you're so confused and why these girls are different than the other type you've be having sex with.

Really.. Like your stories are just odd. You're banging girls the first night you meet, then you're baffled by their post-sexual encounter behavior. How on earth can this be your first time dealing with these situations??!

 

[Immaculate]

Originally posted by ER!C L!VE
Not the girls who do it on the regular. They just wanna bang. They'll usually contact you a week or two later to see what you're up to for round 2.

Man, this is no big deal. Is this really your first encounter with this type of situation? You're getting laid like a pro, but these girls are confusing the hell out of you. I don't understand why you're so confused and why these girls are different than the other type you've be having sex with.

Really.. Like your stories are just odd. You're banging girls the first night you meet, then you're baffled by their post-sexual encounter behavior. How on earth can this be your first time dealing with these situations??!

My entire life dealing with females is ODD... and no I've never dealt with something like this. Hell, I don't think I've ever had a ONS. I have ALWAYS talked to the girl the next day after I hit it. So, yes this is a first.

 

[Immaculate]

Originally posted by Immaculate
My entire life dealing with females is ODD... and no I've never dealt with something like this. Hell, I don't think I've ever had a ONS. I have ALWAYS talked to the girl the next day after I hit it. So, yes this is a first.

hey jokerr you really think I should call now and leave that message about the red spots???

 

[WestCoaster]

Gotta agree with Eric here

He's totally right on. I'm not going to play any morality card here, but it just depends on what you want. It appears Immaculate that you want a relationship, which is cool, I would rather have that myself (but only with the right person). You got a 'ho for a night, so be it.

If you have sex with a girl on the first date, she doesn't want to "talk" she wanted to have a good time. That's just the way it goes, people have different motivations. The key is finding someone with the same values as you and someone who wants what you want. Girls who sleep with guys on the first date do not want relationships or even want to date, to be honest.

If you want to play the field and sleep around, go ahead (put the protection on), but don't expect some starry-eyed romance and this gal being giddy that you're calling her. Next weekend she'll be sleeping with someone else, that's what she wants, I think she was rather obvious about her intentions.

* Note: There are girls you bring home to mom and dad and girls you just bring home ... she was the latter.

 

[Immaculate]

Hmmmm

just got an "Unknown" call on my cellie right at the stroke of midnight.

no message left

I don't answer those.

 

[STR8UP]

Originally posted by joekerr31
dude, she was out for a wild night and probably to fulfil her fantasy of having sex with a total stranger (lots of women have that fantasy).

Yea, one time I messaged a chick that I was talking from a chat room. We weren't 5 minutes into the convo and somehow sex came up. An hour later she was giving me a BJ in the park. She wanted to see me again, which is a little different than your case, but hey, I'll take a freebie when the opportunity presents itself.

anyway, i can't emphasize this enough. guys should not be sleeping with women they dont know. you say you couldn't say no. but let me ask you, if right before you put your d*ck in she said "just to let you know, i have aids" would you still have banged her?

sleeping with women that you know nothing about is taking risk with your life that is just not worth busting a nut for.

J

This I disagree with.

You think you REALLY know a girl after the standard THREE DATE thing? Of course you don't. So what is the magic number that will keep you away from those nasty diseases? Can't come up with one, can you?

Just wrap it and have fun. Unless she has a crusty crotch or you found her on the corner in the middle of crack town, then you might want to take a few extra precautions....

 

[Immaculate]

Originally posted by STR8UP
Yea, one time I messaged a chick that I was talking from a chat room. We weren't 5 minutes into the convo and somehow sex came up. An hour later she was giving me a BJ in the park. She wanted to see me again, which is a little different than your case, but hey, I'll take a freebie when the opportunity presents itself.



This I disagree with.

You think you REALLY know a girl after the standard THREE DATE thing? Of course you don't. So what is the magic number that will keep you away from those nasty diseases? Can't come up with one, can you?

Just wrap it and have fun. Unless she has a crusty crotch or you found her on the corner in the middle of crack town, then you might want to take a few extra precautions....

I don't know if this girl wants to "see" me again. There could be multiple reasons for her not calling me back today. If I don't hear from her this week, then I'll know she doesn't want to hear from me again.

 

[Maverick001]

Originally posted by Immaculate
My entire life dealing with females is ODD... and no I've never dealt with something like this. Hell, I don't think I've ever had a ONS. I have ALWAYS talked to the girl the next day after I hit it. So, yes this is a first.

LOL, whose life dealing with women isn`t ODD on occasion?!

Don`t sweat it Immaculate. For everything there is a first time.

Cheers,
Mav

 

[Immaculate]

I still don't get it.

This girl is 30.

she just wants ONS all the time?

Her match says she's looking for a relationship.

 

[Maverick001]

Originally posted by Immaculate
I still don't get it.

This girl is 30.

she just wants ONS all the time?

Her match says she's looking for a relationship.

Who knows what her situation was or is?

Maybe she was married at 16 and only had sex with her husband and is now divorced, looking to tag any and all guys she can.

Maybe she`s married and likes the thrill of sleeping around.

Maybe she`s a nympho and just has to have it.

Maybe, maybe, maybe...

You`ll drive yourself crazy thinking about all the possible reasons. Let it go. Learn from it and do better next time.

Cheers,
Mav

 

[Immaculate]

Originally posted by Maverick001
Who knows what her situation was or is?

Maybe she was married at 16 and only had sex with her husband and is now divorced, looking to tag any and all guys she can.

Maybe she`s married and likes the thrill of sleeping around.

Maybe she`s a nympho and just has to have it.

Maybe, maybe, maybe...

You`ll drive yourself crazy thinking about all the possible reasons. Let it go. Learn from it and do better next time.

Cheers,
Mav

hell I thought I did pretty good!

 

[Immaculate]

Originally posted by Maverick001
Who knows what her situation was or is?

Maybe she was married at 16 and only had sex with her husband and is now divorced, looking to tag any and all guys she can.

Maybe she`s married and likes the thrill of sleeping around.

Maybe she`s a nympho and just has to have it.

Maybe, maybe, maybe...

You`ll drive yourself crazy thinking about all the possible reasons. Let it go. Learn from it and do better next time.

Cheers,
Mav

Thank gawd I've got this Japanese girl interested in me... or I'd really be driving myself insane over this.