Friday...Finally! So today, I held that chicks hand again but couldn't say more than "Hi" because she was in a rush to her next class. So afterschool I dropped by Ana's hood with my buddy, Zaza tagging along cos he also lives in the same hood. He wanted to give me some Cherokee D'ass video but damn I didn't have a usb on me.
So anyway, Ana and I agreed to meet at 15:30, so I'm wating in some passage and call her two times with no answer, so after 10 mins I decide to leave but she calls and tells me she is on her way, aight cool.(Bear in mind we have never really had a conversation, its like a 1st "date").
As she appears I walk up to hug her. And this went down...I am going to paraphrase somewhere, we really had a long convo.
Me: Hey, I was leaving you know.
Her: Hey, I am sorry, I couldn't find the phone.
Me: Okay, I am going to the mall, so put me halfway yeah.
Her: Sure thang.
(light convo for like 3 minutes)
Me: So...Enough small talk, what type of a gurl are you?
Her: Me? Well I am quiet, I am a lady you could say. Prim and proper.
Me: Interesting, I get along with girls like you.
Her: thats great hey, so what type of guy are you?
Me: well, you can't put me in one category, thats for sure...One thing I am though, I am honest, straightforward and to the point.
Her:...Hmm, that sounds interesting hey.
Me: Well its about to get a whole lot interesting...Wanna know why I met up with you?
Her: Yeah, sure.
Me: (In a very highly self assured manner, slow deliberate tonality). I see you and I sharing each others company in an intimate manner in the next week or two..In private.
Her:...Wow,you don't beat around the bush do you?
Me: yeah and thats whats attracting you to me right now.
Her: Lmao..Oh my word you are so vain..
Me: what you call arrogance, I call self confidence. You say Toh-may-to and I say toh-mah-to.
Her:..Hmmm, you...Wait do you have a gf?
Me
silence)
Her:..Yeah I knew it you do have one!
Me: I do(HB Butt) but to be honest I aint been talking to her in a month now, the connections gone. So technically yeah.
Her: I knew you were too good to be true hey.
Me: Why?
Her: You are...An amazing metrosexual with high confidence
Me: Nah, but I do take care of my skin and hair, and I like bling on my ears...
Her: I kinda also have a bf, but I am the same situation like yours.
Me: Its good timing I came at the time I did. Just in time to get you in my arms.
Her: hmm...I guess, so am I right by saying you are a sexual guy that wants to have sex?
Me: yeah...Like duh! So when you coming over? Next Friday or Saturday?
Her: I don't even know, you don't know me.
Me: My favourite colour is blue, now u know me.
Her:Lmao..You so crazy hey.
Me: You got a nice smile hey, and that body of yours gurl!(Turn around and blantantly look at her booty).
Her: (Blushes) but then you are looking at my butt.
Me: Its nice and firm, I'll some baby oil specially to massage it.
Her:God...You so nasty!
Me: Yeah but you like it, thats why you still walking with me.
Her: Buy me a chocolate when I come to your house.
Me: sure, plus its an aphrodisiac...Now you getting me aey.
Her:..You are something else..I bet you know where my G-spot is.
Me: Ofcourse, its inside your vagine, that spongy texture.
Her:...What...My word, you got me speechless.
Me: Yeah I know, I kinda have that effect on people.
(Then we drifted into some trivial talk I don't remember).
Me: Aey, I think its enough here. Don't want you to get lost when going back home. So you'll get to me about my preposition.
Her: Lol I know the way, and yeah I'll call you.
(We hug). I couldn't kiss her in very public place like near the mall.
When I got into the mall, I approached some girl with a really short skirt. I greeted her and she just looked at me...Lol, She must be lesbian!
I then greeted another gurl, but then strangely enough I didn't turn back to capitalise, complacency eh?...
Yeah that was my day. Mode One Bay Bay! Make it happen.