My 'Christmas' Internet Ad.

[Mr Plow]

Aha gotta love him for his slight "scatty"ness

 

[Luveno]

If you're the guy I think you are, Luke, then you are doing everything wrong. The icing on the cake is that you will take nobody's advice as to how to fix your issues.

So I won't go anywhere near it.

Good luck.

 

[BannedGod]

I'll explain you how to get laid in a few steps, or at least how to interact with FEMALE (you know what this is, right?) instead of sitting at the computer.

Step #1: Find an interest (other than being a loser, or wasting your time on the computer) (we will take chess as an example)
Step #2: Find a(n) group/organization/club that is about an interest (a simple chess club where you play and compete against others, for example)
Step #3: Join said club
Step #4: Meet people in said club; preferably FEMALEs (human beings with larger boobs then men [you], usually with longer hair, smell good, has a nice figure, and a vagina)
Step #5: Game some of the girls here (note: go for the ugliest at first; it's all you can get). Get some phone numbers
Step #6: Call a girl, set a date
Step #7: Go to the date, and then my friend, you are on your own

Note: Grabbing her breasts instead of shaking her hand is a big no no!

Waste of time to write this to the troll, I know, but I have nothing to do right now...

 

[Kidfabulous]

Man. I look forward to these threads because I can get a good laugh.
Also a great break from studying for finals.
I wish you the best of luck...