Okay so I just got home from one of they most interesting nights in my whole 18 years on this planet.
10:00pm
Me and my wingman(lets call him Gloo)We where just jeaded out right as I posted the start of this thread with low hopes of finding average girls who where just afraid of us as we where of them and of course he knows nothing of this site. We ride around until we here on the radio " Get your asses down here at club ***** We got nothing but hot chicks down here college kids get in half off girls get in free till 11pm!!" So we are like okay let's get to work We arrive at the club and it's going crazy just in the parking lot. I was pimped out today I went extra clean tonight because i wasn't settling for anything average tonight. I gathered all of my confidents up to walk up to this FYYYYYYYYYNNNNNNEEEE chick HB9 who was with her 2 friends it went like this
Merc: Hey do you know how much it is to get in the club?
HB9: Umm I'm free
Merc: Oh 4 real because you kinda look like your for sale
HB9: Your kidding me right? (rolls eyes girls laugh)
Merc: Naw you got this bangin Form(body) came to a nightclub for What?
HB9: *Hesitates* whatever i think Guys are half off if in college or something.
Merc: Aight whateva peace...
HB9: Hey wait what's your name?
Merc: Doesn't matter does it? (Kept walking)
My friend Gloo was in straight amaze and asked me what the hell got in to me? He never sees me do that ya know.He's like Damn your like not even you right now what the hell!!
1:00am
The party is getting crazy and I'm just chillen with my homies and my Future College Roomate and we are talkin about all the dumb stuff we did in highschool till this one group of HB10 (Flawless) chicks walk past us. And we began to create the loudest wolf cry for puntang this side of america has ever heard. Along with every other guy in the club. I simply say "I'm about to talk to them" and Gloo said yeah right I bet you $10 dollars you won't do A GOD Damn thing. I Then hesitated and said "whatever"
1:10am
After thinkin it over about 10 minutes while my homies keep talking I'm Studying these girls from across the way The way they flip there hair the way they all stood there and said nothing to each other with there prowling eyes all across the room and then it hit me. These chicks are just like us but worst....They are all Scared. That gave me just enough courage to run my game.
Merc: Ayo Gloo
Gloo: what man?
Merc: still want that bet?
Gloo: your on!! (all the guys egg me on now)
Merc: I'll number close for $20 bet
Gloo: Make it $25 big man!! (guys make side bets)
Merc: Aight watch Biyatch
walk over to 3 hb10 (flawless)
Merc:What are you staring at?
HB10#1:do i kno you?(other girls Gawk with ***** eyes)
Merc: Shut up i saw you looking at me like you wanted me or something
HB10#1: Umm No
Merc:You sure you kinda looked like this *make fish face*
HB10#1: (She begins to laugh) Your kinda funny
Merc: I don't try to be my name is chad and yours
HB10#1: *****(HB10 to me)
Merc: My friends dared me too do that
HB10#1
h did they?
Well so on and so forth I end up going to a party with this chick and her friends ditching my useless wingman gloo for a couple hours. I end up Finding out she has a boyfriend and I was Heated so I number closed and she said that she wanted to hang out sometime i said alright peace out..
4:00am
I am now drunk and once again High and I'm outside my friends house and we want women. We decide to go back to the club and on the way i end up bumping into the parking lot girl. Note* now i'm drunk and High*
Merc: Holy **** it's BigFOOOOOT (laughs along with gloo)
HB9: What the hell is your problem?
Merc: I'm not gonna beat around the bush alright unless you want me too? but *whispers* your ****ing hot than **** and i really just wanna please you tonight.
HB9: Whispers* you wanna go somewhere?
merc: **** yeah lets go to my boys house aight
HB9: I'll follow you guys
4:30am
right before we arrive Gloo is flipping the FVck out. He's like......
Gloo: dude i'm nervous man the other girl was liking me man
merc: well dude i'm gonna get the job done you need to also
Gloo: Man... I'm kinda scared she's really hot
Merc: God Your pissin me off man whatever just chill!!!!
He was being such and AFC all the way and i end up Getting a fresh makeout session and 15 minutes of off the chain!! sex with this chick who was allthe way out of my league....
6:08am
I wake up and i right this post and man i'm so tired
she's all cuddled up in this bed. FVCK dis i'm going back too bed catch you guys LATA!!!!!! DON JUAN RULESSS!!!!!:rock: