Ok, either:
1. You're lying
OR
2. I hope you wore protection because that girl is a huuuuge slvt
I've seen prostitutes who need more convincing than that...Nothing personal Merc, just calling em how I see em...
My 1st Field Report (I'm Goin out Tonight!!)
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1. You're lying
OR
2. I hope you wore protection because that girl is a huuuuge slvt
I've seen prostitutes who need more convincing than that...Nothing personal Merc, just calling em how I see em...
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hahahah prostitutes lol
Heyjose25points
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Black_Italian, you are one of the funniest guys i've seen on this board. That FR caused me to fall off my seat for laughing so hard.
MercutioTHEGREAT
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Hey wassup you guys man I'm done proving to you guys but the **** happend i really did F*** her plus she was hot before i got Drunk.
Yo Black_italian you a funny dude but tearin down ya fellow Don is immature and it makes you look like an ass...:moon:
you lost Cool points man
But anyway i'm done with the subject i saw the chick tonight we chilled and she actually likes me....I never had a long term relationship and I apologized for bein an ass She told me she was drinking also.
Shezz you right on the sober thing but it's all a Legit. I got chewed out for the 1st Field report but that's aight I just gotta keep doin what im doin.
Ima probably date this chick for a lil bit though cuz she's smokin. Thanks for all the Support and black_italian if you think i'm a Lier I'm kinda Flattered Sarge on pimps.
Yo Black_italian you a funny dude but tearin down ya fellow Don is immature and it makes you look like an ass...:moon:
you lost Cool points man
But anyway i'm done with the subject i saw the chick tonight we chilled and she actually likes me....I never had a long term relationship and I apologized for bein an ass She told me she was drinking also.
Shezz you right on the sober thing but it's all a Legit. I got chewed out for the 1st Field report but that's aight I just gotta keep doin what im doin.
Ima probably date this chick for a lil bit though cuz she's smokin. Thanks for all the Support and black_italian if you think i'm a Lier I'm kinda Flattered Sarge on pimps.
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As you should be i mean I WOULD BE. Evrytime i get called a liar and i know its true i get flatterd.
Like being a Ninja none belives me BUT ITS TRUE.
Maybe since you were drunk and stoned you didnt recount the events exactly as they happend. That is why your story falls apart towards the end.
OR
The girl could just be a skanky sl*t.
Anyway if it did happen which i still doubt then YOU DID GREAT MAN now try do it sober with a decent girl thats were the challange really is.
Like being a Ninja none belives me BUT ITS TRUE.
Maybe since you were drunk and stoned you didnt recount the events exactly as they happend. That is why your story falls apart towards the end.
OR
The girl could just be a skanky sl*t.
Anyway if it did happen which i still doubt then YOU DID GREAT MAN now try do it sober with a decent girl thats were the challange really is.
Thanks jose You are now im my cool book.
Well I'm here to tell you there is such a magic wand. Something that will make you almost completely irresistible to any woman you "point it" at. Something guaranteed to fill your life with love, romance, and excitement.
Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.
MercutioTHEGREAT
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Thank you and F:cuss:ck you
OOOH CRANKKY I THINK HE'S A FOOCKING A.SSHOLE!!!
you guys down under really know how to ride Nuts
Straight D*** All your Doing is Trying to Impress people so they can like you more. This Is'nt HIGHSCHOOL You Crocidile hunter Stop being and a.ss. If you don't believe me so much why don't you go play with a kangaroo or something. I'm not tryna crack jokes but your just being a B****
OOOH CRANKKY I THINK HE'S A FOOCKING A.SSHOLE!!!
you guys down under really know how to ride Nuts
Straight D*** All your Doing is Trying to Impress people so they can like you more. This Is'nt HIGHSCHOOL You Crocidile hunter Stop being and a.ss. If you don't believe me so much why don't you go play with a kangaroo or something. I'm not tryna crack jokes but your just being a B****
MercutioTHEGREAT
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Oh and not tryna be hard but where i'm from if you said something like that to anybody I know or even me I wouldn't hesitate to kick the Sh**t out of your Boomerang throwin a.ss...
WHILE SOBER!!
I can promise you that.
WHILE SOBER!!
I can promise you that.
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Oh cool now lets sterotype you.
Kangaroos/crocodiles/wombats/kolas are all in the outback not in the city which is were I am from. I probably only seen a real kangaroo 5 or 6 times in my life half of those being at the zoo.
If you were from were I am and you came around talking **** like you do then you make threats like you did. I would “straight up” shoot you gangster Tupac wannabe. You know what I mean dawg cause I be chillin with my homies in my crib an some fool rolls up cussin at me il pop him g word you best belive dat **** fool cause I am a ice cold gangsta aight.
Illiterate piece of sh*t you know what I actually believe you did fu*k that girl I just don’t believe she was a 9 or a 8 or a 7. Maybe to you she was a 9 fool but dat cause a ice cold gangsta like yo self cant get classy hot biatches cause you hang around ghetto skanks.
Aight dawg I best be getin out of her Snoop and Dre been callin me all day yo word.
Orrr are you a White American well i couldnt be botherd making white American jokes atm maybe later.
An yeh I am trying my best to get people on here to like me because I want to be popular that’s why I criticize and differ in opinions to half the people here.
Kangaroos/crocodiles/wombats/kolas are all in the outback not in the city which is were I am from. I probably only seen a real kangaroo 5 or 6 times in my life half of those being at the zoo.
If you were from were I am and you came around talking **** like you do then you make threats like you did. I would “straight up” shoot you gangster Tupac wannabe. You know what I mean dawg cause I be chillin with my homies in my crib an some fool rolls up cussin at me il pop him g word you best belive dat **** fool cause I am a ice cold gangsta aight.
Illiterate piece of sh*t you know what I actually believe you did fu*k that girl I just don’t believe she was a 9 or a 8 or a 7. Maybe to you she was a 9 fool but dat cause a ice cold gangsta like yo self cant get classy hot biatches cause you hang around ghetto skanks.
Aight dawg I best be getin out of her Snoop and Dre been callin me all day yo word.
Orrr are you a White American well i couldnt be botherd making white American jokes atm maybe later.
An yeh I am trying my best to get people on here to like me because I want to be popular that’s why I criticize and differ in opinions to half the people here.
At this point you probably have a woman (or multiple women) chasing you around, calling you all the time, wanting to be with you. So let's talk about how to KEEP a woman interested in you once you have her. This is BIG! There is nothing worse than getting dumped by a woman that you really, really like.
Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.
frivolousz21
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hey Mericuto I live in stl too..........where are you did u go last night???!!
MercutioTHEGREAT
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:crackup:
Umm hey man gangbanging was like early 90's and on the west coast.
:crackup:
GET YOUR STEREOTYPES RIGHT!!!
hey i do have one question for your Snake hunting a.ss are al Aussie's as ****y and disrespectful as you?
Umm hey man gangbanging was like early 90's and on the west coast.
:crackup:
GET YOUR STEREOTYPES RIGHT!!!
hey i do have one question for your Snake hunting a.ss are al Aussie's as ****y and disrespectful as you?
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Mercutio, now your the one tryin to impress people saying "Oh, i'll kick the **** off your boomerang a.ss"
Now thats not cool. But its good that u did a field report compared to quite a few of us. I need to do one eventually.
Now thats not cool. But its good that u did a field report compared to quite a few of us. I need to do one eventually.
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Black_Italian, i think i've seen your picture before, are you aborigini?
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Im Italian i just live in Australia and yes Italian are ****y.
I have had enough of this subject i dont belive you and it shouldnt matter at all to you what i think since your so cool and your fu*king glammas every day right?.
LoL thats all i have to say on this subject
Bye
Ninja Out
I have had enough of this subject i dont belive you and it shouldnt matter at all to you what i think since your so cool and your fu*king glammas every day right?.
LoL thats all i have to say on this subject
Bye
Ninja Out
It doesn't matter how good-looking you are, how romantic you are, how funny you are... or anything else. If she doesn't have something INVESTED in you and the relationship, preferably quite a LOT invested, she'll dump you, without even the slightest hesitation, as soon as someone a little more "interesting" comes along.
Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.
MercutioTHEGREAT
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aight i got no problem with you man this is the net so das cool next field report i'll show pictures so you won't get all SWOLE.okay i'm done too....
By the way tell Rocky and Steve Erwin I said wassup!!
seeya MATE!! :wave: hahaha oh sh.t i couldn't help my self:crackup:
Sarge on Black I'm Done...
Don't you all think that this has gone all long enough?
If he did it...he did it...
If she was a HB9...then she was.
It's useless to accuse him of lying about it. He did the FR and it's our choice whether to take it as fact or fiction. I personally think that his story fell apart at the end...I believed it up until the very end and then I just lost respect...
:woo:
If he did it...he did it...
If she was a HB9...then she was.
It's useless to accuse him of lying about it. He did the FR and it's our choice whether to take it as fact or fiction. I personally think that his story fell apart at the end...I believed it up until the very end and then I just lost respect...
:woo:
frivolousz21
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I LIVE IN THE STL AREA
UNTIL YOU ACTUALLY TELL ME WHERE YOU WENT? SINCE YOUR WHAT 18?
TELL ME WHERE DID YOU GO.?
UNTIL YOU ACTUALLY TELL ME WHERE YOU WENT? SINCE YOUR WHAT 18?
TELL ME WHERE DID YOU GO.?
MercutioTHEGREAT
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Down to the landing then to Velvet on washington AVE.
I was gonna go to club rio but my friends didn't wanna go on the eastside. Like I said man if you wanna believe me i don't give a Sh.t anymore if you do I still don't give a sh.T but thanks anyway...
I'm not postin on this anymore you guys have fun.
I was gonna go to club rio but my friends didn't wanna go on the eastside. Like I said man if you wanna believe me i don't give a Sh.t anymore if you do I still don't give a sh.T but thanks anyway...
I'm not postin on this anymore you guys have fun.
Don't always be the one putting yourself out for her. Don't always be the one putting all the effort and work into the relationship. Let her, and expect her, to treat you as well as you treat her, and to improve the quality of your life.
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