My 1st Field Report (I'm Goin out Tonight!!)

[MercutioTHEGREAT]

Okay whats the use of reading all this and not testing it

not like i never go out but tonight im putting my knowledge to the test Pray for me....I'll post when i get back home in a couple hours

PEACE!!!

 

[tactic]

good luck

 

[animal crackers]

well...where is it

 

[MercutioTHEGREAT]

Okay so I just got home from one of they most interesting nights in my whole 18 years on this planet.

10:00pm
Me and my wingman(lets call him Gloo)We where just jeaded out right as I posted the start of this thread with low hopes of finding average girls who where just afraid of us as we where of them and of course he knows nothing of this site. We ride around until we here on the radio " Get your asses down here at club ***** We got nothing but hot chicks down here college kids get in half off girls get in free till 11pm!!" So we are like okay let's get to work We arrive at the club and it's going crazy just in the parking lot. I was pimped out today I went extra clean tonight because i wasn't settling for anything average tonight. I gathered all of my confidents up to walk up to this FYYYYYYYYYNNNNNNEEEE chick HB9 who was with her 2 friends it went like this

Merc: Hey do you know how much it is to get in the club?
HB9: Umm I'm free
Merc: Oh 4 real because you kinda look like your for sale
HB9: Your kidding me right? (rolls eyes girls laugh)
Merc: Naw you got this bangin Form(body) came to a nightclub for What?
HB9: *Hesitates* whatever i think Guys are half off if in college or something.
Merc: Aight whateva peace...
HB9: Hey wait what's your name?
Merc: Doesn't matter does it? (Kept walking)

My friend Gloo was in straight amaze and asked me what the hell got in to me? He never sees me do that ya know.He's like Damn your like not even you right now what the hell!!

1:00am

The party is getting crazy and I'm just chillen with my homies and my Future College Roomate and we are talkin about all the dumb stuff we did in highschool till this one group of HB10 (Flawless) chicks walk past us. And we began to create the loudest wolf cry for puntang this side of america has ever heard. Along with every other guy in the club. I simply say "I'm about to talk to them" and Gloo said yeah right I bet you $10 dollars you won't do A GOD Damn thing. I Then hesitated and said "whatever"

1:10am

After thinkin it over about 10 minutes while my homies keep talking I'm Studying these girls from across the way The way they flip there hair the way they all stood there and said nothing to each other with there prowling eyes all across the room and then it hit me. These chicks are just like us but worst....They are all Scared. That gave me just enough courage to run my game.

Merc: Ayo Gloo
Gloo: what man?
Merc: still want that bet?
Gloo: your on!! (all the guys egg me on now)
Merc: I'll number close for $20 bet
Gloo: Make it $25 big man!! (guys make side bets)
Merc: Aight watch Biyatch

walk over to 3 hb10 (flawless)

Merc:What are you staring at?
HB10#1:do i kno you?(other girls Gawk with ***** eyes)
Merc: Shut up i saw you looking at me like you wanted me or something
HB10#1: Umm No
Merc:You sure you kinda looked like this *make fish face*
HB10#1: (She begins to laugh) Your kinda funny
Merc: I don't try to be my name is chad and yours
HB10#1: *****(HB10 to me)
Merc: My friends dared me too do that
HB10#1h did they?

Well so on and so forth I end up going to a party with this chick and her friends ditching my useless wingman gloo for a couple hours. I end up Finding out she has a boyfriend and I was Heated so I number closed and she said that she wanted to hang out sometime i said alright peace out..


4:00am

I am now drunk and once again High and I'm outside my friends house and we want women. We decide to go back to the club and on the way i end up bumping into the parking lot girl. Note* now i'm drunk and High*

Merc: Holy **** it's BigFOOOOOT (laughs along with gloo)
HB9: What the hell is your problem?
Merc: I'm not gonna beat around the bush alright unless you want me too? but *whispers* your ****ing hot than **** and i really just wanna please you tonight.
HB9: Whispers* you wanna go somewhere?
merc: **** yeah lets go to my boys house aight
HB9: I'll follow you guys

4:30am

right before we arrive Gloo is flipping the FVck out. He's like......

Gloo: dude i'm nervous man the other girl was liking me man
merc: well dude i'm gonna get the job done you need to also
Gloo: Man... I'm kinda scared she's really hot
Merc: God Your pissin me off man whatever just chill!!!!

He was being such and AFC all the way and i end up Getting a fresh makeout session and 15 minutes of off the chain!! sex with this chick who was allthe way out of my league....

6:08am

I wake up and i right this post and man i'm so tired
she's all cuddled up in this bed. FVCK dis i'm going back too bed catch you guys LATA!!!!!! DON JUAN RULESSS!!!!!:rock:

 

[Black_Italian]

Why lie for you sad lil boy.

 

[Black_Italian]

but then again he was drunk and high he probably saw a goat and thought it was the parking lot chick.

GOAT BOY

 

[Black_Italian]

he is in bed with Gloo his wingman.

Wont he be disappointed and embarrsed whe he sobers up.

 

[Holland]

Well..

I don't care if it's true or not. It sure was fun reading the story :crackup:

 

[Black_Italian]

My FR for saturday

I went out clubbing in my Ninja costume and i saw this HB12 waiting in line for the club. So i went up to her and said:

Me: Hey you skanky crack wh*re b*tch let me infront of you in the line and i might lick out your loose pus*y

Her:OMG your so cool take me now NINJA MAN

Me: Im not sure first answer these questions. Are you rich?

Her: YES

Me: What kind of car do you drive?

Her Ferrari

Me: Ok you nasty crack snorting b*tch i will have ninja sex with you if you pay me $1000

Her: Anything you say big boy il drive you to my apartment.

Me: Ok slut hurry up

We jump in her ferrari and head to her penthouse apartment and her mum was there.

Me: Hey you ugly b*tch get out of her i want to fu*k you daughter

HER MUM: your so hot sexy and cool your making me wet. Can we please have a 3sum

Me: Ok get naked now

Her: Yes master

Me: (i riped off my ninja costume and was naked)

HER AND MUM: Oh your so BIG

Me:shutup and bend over

I had sex with them all night and they were so pleased the gave me $5000 instead of $1000. Now they havent stoped calling me since saturday.

That my FR for staurday night.

 

[Holland]

Word Down to Black Italian

It's not even funny

 

[Black_Italian]

wasnt aiming for funny

 

[ego]

Black_Italian: THAT was funny!

seriously.


:cheer: :cheer:

 

[DJ_in_making]

Originally posted by ego
Black_Italian: THAT was funny!

seriously.


:cheer: :cheer:

Yes, it was :crackup:

 

[h2o]

on the FR...(i can see why it's not very believable...however, posting lies would be your loss anyway)... all i can say is great job, and keep sarging

Sat. Night FR from my AFC friends

here's something you guys would appreciate...my buddy calls me up, and tells me him and his friends went out clubbing last night

(i couldn't go with them because my grandmother wasn't feeling well)

but, they're all afcs anyway...and they approached 2 girls all night! 3 guys approached only 2 girls, being in a club for about 1-2hrs!!

talking about those 2 girls, my friend says, "yeah, they were looking at us for a long time, and i finally i go up to go talk to them"

and so he goes and says "can i dance with you?" :crackup:

and they say, "we don't dance with strangers" i'm thinking either it was the way he asked or these chicks are just b!tches. i guessed that after that it was on to more approaches, right? wrong...but no, then one of my other friends goes and tries to talk to them :crackup:

they finally come home that night with no luck :crackup:

i don't like making fun of my friends much, and regardless it's always fun when we hang out... but guys listen up...this is your competition...haha

...this is what it's like to be part of that other 95% of loser afcs out there

...if only i was with them that night it would have been :woo:

btw, i won't hate on B_I, that was still sort of funny, and i gotta admit that friend of yours with the vibrators is pretty cute

 

[FOL!!!]

Originally posted by h2o
(...)and so he goes and says "can i dance with you?" :crackup:


(...)
but guys listen up...this is your competition...haha

Most competition is far worse, if you would ask me ... Your friends even dared to ask it!

 

[MercutioTHEGREAT]

I CAnnot Believe this SH!T

I FVcking go on my 1st field report with all the Little knowledge I have from this site coming on nonstop Trying to figure out what to do with women. Now I'm no player but I'm not an ugly looking dude!!!! Black Italian how Dare you say that I lie man IF I Said I was having Sex till the sunrised Then i would be lieing....Man I was in that sh*t for 15 minutes!!!... My Description of this entire night was a summary of what I did and If I'm Not on the computer 24/7 like most of you then I would have never been abole to do my report. I may not be the best field report writer but dat was my first one....You know what?? what the hell am i explaining to you for??? Dude I hit dat **** and for the 1st time in my life i actually did something WAY out of the norm while plastered and I pulled some chick

Black italian and all you as.sholes thanks for hating on me you internet nerds. Your all haters man and by the way I'm seeing that chick "HB9" tonight at my boyz party..

Why the hell would i lie about dat? You Guys make me sick man..
Your know Don juans but i feel good Cus that sh!t was GGGGGREEAT. I'm gettin what i need from this site not sittin here so anybody who read the truth dudes keep on keepin on i'm gonna keep workin my game...oh and by the way i got turned down like 30 times last night before all the good Crap happend to me but whateva im goin out tonight.

 

[Sasha]

Originally posted by MercutioTHEGREAT

...
HB9: Hey wait what's your name?
Merc: Doesn't matter does it? (Kept walking)

don't care if it's lie or not.. liked that one

 

[Holland]

Let me ask you people:
Why would he lie to some people across the country/globe he doesn't even know?

1. He must a pathetic retard.
Right.

Well I think then the story would look a little bit more like black_italians really good joke about his report.
So I, for one believe this guy. And why whouldn't I. I could care less if this happened or not to some random dude.
I liked the story and imigane it was a very fun night for this guy. Period.

 

[Holland]

yea ok.
But I wouldn't count this one in that category with so much certainty. And even if it's not 100% true. Doesn't matter, I'll get where I'll get anyway. I'm off Goodnight.

 

[Black_Italian]

Its funny how drugs and alchol can turn a HB4 into a HB9.

I don’t care if he’s over there using harsh words and crying. This guys lying. If he did **** a HB9 then im happy for the guy. But that story is non believable.

Merc: I'm not gonna beat around the bush alright unless you want me too? but *whispers* your ****ing hot than **** and i really just wanna please you tonight.
HB9: Whispers* you wanna go somewhere?

Come on Him: “I just want to please you” Her: “you want to go somewhere”. A HB9 sees an illiterate drunk stoned guy in a parking lot he says “I just want to please you” and she jumps into bed with him. If you guys believe this then SoSuave.com is turning to sh*t.

Even if he did **** a HB9 there is no way on earth it happened how he said it did. Its funny the amount of detail he remembers about the night after all the alchol and drugs he had. Think about it after all that drugs and alcohol and sex 8 hours later are you likely to remember that much??.

This story is a lie and you are only lying to your self.

Ninja Out