MUST SHARE example of a BYTCH who has been ruined by PVSSIFIED MEN

[Rescue Mission]

Whether she was into it or not, it's still weird. Plus, you're still thinking about seeing her again? This is why you spin plates; if she wasn't interested in fvcking, you ditch her and call someone up who is.

no, I wasn't planning on seeing her again actually, but Zarky gave interesting advice, so maybe in my spare time I will try to game her again. Don't worry JESUS CHRIST, just because I posted a thread about this particular little situation, doesn't automatically mean that I am not fvcking other girls, did you ever think about that??

It's just I have nothing to post about my other chicks because it's pretty basic hang out drink and fvck each and every time, not much to say about it.

 

[Rescue Mission]

So you bust balls in the masturbation thread 24/7 because you consider their choice as weird but you consider fine to masturbate next to a girl that don't even kiss you in a car.
More than once in 15 minutes too?

She's a cvnt but she's right,you're creepy mate.

Yes, you pvssy, I consider it totally fine to jack off in front of a chick, ESPECIALLY since she got into it and enjoyed watching it.....I would NOT jack off in front of a girl if she was completely against it.

Do some of you keep your c0cks in a cave and not know how to behave sexually around women? I pretty much got what I wanted (busting 2 nuts), and I got it from a girl that didn't even wanna kiss me.........what's wrong with that boys???

The point of this thread may be getting lost....but I firmly believe that the nice guy pvssies that she is friends with, have pretty much ruined her (and many other girls) to the point where "creepy" becomes such a popular word to describe EVERYTHING that a guy does that is anti-chumpish.

For instance, I know this other girl, and she called one of my guy friends creepy because he was inviting her over to his place to hang out at his pool/sauna and have some drinks. This same girl also says that she would not ever consider dating ANYONE who didn't pay for her all the time, because well, SHE'S USED TO PVSSIES PAYING FOR HER ALL THE TIME........ruined ruined ruined!!!!

 

[Rescue Mission]

I don't see how it's weird or creepy atall.

All the whithering guys here who are saying it is are just like the blonde bimbo herself, who haven't got the bowling balls to do something like that themselfs.

She had fake buyers remorse (saying its creepy after it happend - "sigh") typical pseudo-guilt trip - reason why she said that, is because her "Guy friends" haven't messed to do something like that, thus why it's creepy to her.

Certainly not creepy to sex god's, like myself. Please tell me you nutted on her clothes dude? This thread is full of lulz

1) alot of guys on here lie to themselves about their sexuality....they take girls to coffee, to dinner, to action dates, when all they want is to get laid......so in a way, they are averting themselves from the ultimate goal of a DATE - HAVE SEX. I did the best I could with my situation in reaching the goal of the date lol

2) Fake buyer's remorse....so simple and so common.....so it's technically not her fault for being a cvnt, it's more society's fault for making her believe that she was a part of something creepy/slutty.

3)I didn't bust on her or anything, just in my boxers.....come on, busting on her would be CREEPY!!

 

[2crudedudes]

I don't see how it's weird or creepy atall.

All the whithering guys here who are saying it is are just like the blonde bimbo herself, who haven't got the bowling balls to do something like that themselfs.

She had fake buyers remorse (saying its creepy after it happend - "sigh") typical pseudo-guilt trip - reason why she said that, is because her "Guy friends" haven't messed to do something like that, thus why it's creepy to her.

Certainly not creepy to sex god's, like myself. Please tell me you nutted on her clothes dude? This thread is full of lulz

I will start my post off by stating that I am not, by any verifiable measure, a DJ. I'm still overcoming AFCism and have a LOT to learn.

With that out of the way, how the fvck is this not retarded? Its not creepy to sex gods? Uh, sex gods don't need to jack off in front of chicks. Sex gods get the chicks to at least give em a handjob. Sh1t, I can get a chick who "isn't into guys at the moment" to fvck me!

I've read a lot of HeyPachuco!'s and Rescue Mission's posts, and overall it seems like you know WTF is going on, but after reading both of your posts regarding this issue, it makes me wonder whether you guys are as smooth as you appear.

This is, in plain terms, utterly pathetic. First and foremost: handjobs are for junior high kids. If this chick isn't even giving you a hand, then something is clearly not working.

Even if she's fvcked in the head, i wouldn't just whip my d1ck out and jack off. I'd just avoid the whole thing since I don't wanna waste my time. Boob squeezing or not, this is by no means a victory man.


edit: I would only use the term "semi-successful field report" if she actually touched your d!ck.

Also, busting on her would be creepy? Ever heard of a facial?

The fact that this thread even exists makes me cringe.

 

[teacha]

lol all she wanted from you was an ego boost. i can almost gurantee she's on her knees right now.........you know the rest.

 

[Rescue Mission]

I will start my post off by stating that I am not, by any verifiable measure, a DJ. I'm still overcoming AFCism and have a LOT to learn.

With that out of the way, how the fvck is this not retarded? Its not creepy to sex gods? Uh, sex gods don't need to jack off in front of chicks. Sex gods get the chicks to at least give em a handjob. Sh1t, I can get a chick who "isn't into guys at the moment" to fvck me!

I've read a lot of HeyPachuco!'s and Rescue Mission's posts, and overall it seems like you know WTF is going on, but after reading both of your posts regarding this issue, it makes me wonder whether you guys are as smooth as you appear.

This is, in plain terms, utterly pathetic. First and foremost: handjobs are for junior high kids. If this chick isn't even giving you a hand, then something is clearly not working.

Even if she's fvcked in the head, i wouldn't just whip my d1ck out and jack off. I'd just avoid the whole thing since I don't wanna waste my time. Boob squeezing or not, this is by no means a victory man.


edit: I would only use the term "semi-successful field report" if she actually touched your d!ck.

Also, busting on her would be creepy? Ever heard of a facial?

The fact that this thread even exists makes me cringe.

Hey, of course since I didn't fvck her then it isn't a successful field report.....but my success would be boring to post about here, because it is a repeated process with several trustworthy f-buddies of just hanging out and having sex.

I found THIS situation interesting, especially in the way that I handled it........back in my AFC days of course I would never dare do this kind of thing, I'd also be a pvssy and be afraid of being creepy..........but I am actually proud of myself for making something out of nothing. I mean, this chick was basically giving me "fvck me porno eyes", while talking dirty, and we had a decent amount of physical contact, especially for someone who didn't even want to kiss me!

She didn't want to give me a handj0b, and if I tried to force her, that would be a lil bit close to rape for my liking, so I took matters into my own hands, while she was acting as sexy as she could for support.

Weird no doubt, but I got to bust 2 very very nice nuts........how can you blame me for doing something that resulted in pleasure for me? (and no harm to anyone else)

Some of you guys are just not very open or experienced sexually, and you have no idea of what's normal or creepy.........pretty much everything is fair game sexually with chicks in the 21st century.


By the way, this "trick" of mine where I jack off while the girl is right next to me being all sexy and touchy-feely, I do this all the time with fvck buddies, especially right after I cvm after having sex.........2 minutes after cvmming from sex, I give it a quick jerk while the girl is laying there....kinda like a bonus orgasm.

Start thinking sexually fella's, this kind stuff is very possible, and very very FUN......name of the game is FUN, right?

 

[todays_news]

haha, crazy b*tch.

rep+ for jacking off in front of the nun.

 

[Julius_Seizeher]

But hey, at least she gets to laugh about this with all her girl and afc guy friends.

I'm no enemy of courage and outlandish behavior, but this is beyond courage, it's weird. Would you consider the crazy guy at the bus station to be a courageous maverick against societal constructs?

Temper that a little bit and redirect your courage to more worthy ends.

 

[Thatfeel21]

Wowwwww....you are a complete fool. You think she was into you that night? And since when is it called rape when you gently grab her hand and place it on your c0ck while you begin to stroke it?? The moment she left, she called her best friends up and told them how she made some loser jerk off twice without even touching him--that's why she called you a creep. And seriously--youre 25 and she's only given you a handjob?! How is this successful?

 

[Rescue Mission]

youre 25 and she's only given you a handjob?! How is this successful?

because she got my rocks off for me......i fvcked many other chicks in my life, I have no problem with 1 of them helping me cvm via handjob.

It's not like i NEED sex from HER specifically....she is an oddball that is really cute, so whatever I got from her is just a fun little bonus.

No need to hate on someone who made the best out of a bad situation.

 

[Korrupt]

Hahahahaha. You're such a f*cking f*ggot, bro. I don't know why, you just are...

 

[corrector]

Rescue Mission is really Pee-Wee Herman. He got released from jail, and now he is at it again. (got arrested for jacking off in public)

 

[wait_out]

.....and we were cuddling, but I could sense she was so jaded about kissing (it's like she hated men), that I asked her about it.......and she said "I have no interest in men anymore, they have all screwed me over too much".

Typical thing a stupid 25 year old blond girl would say, she is very ditsy so it makes sense to me lol.

After the movie and just cuddling, we are in my car and I am about to take her home, I decide to follow my gut instinct, and try to kiss her several times........she rejects each time saying that "she's done with men"

Look... I am not an authority but I've heard that line before and its usually code for "I need to spill my guts to you". Get her talking, talk about your own bad relationships and establish that you are on the same side. The emotional hook precedes the sexual. That's 'connecting', AKA foreplay for females.

You'll know how well you did because when you drop her off the next day at school/work/wherever, she should be glowing. I understand the focus tends to be 'guy needs' here... but seriously when a girl gets laid, you should be giving her something to remember.

This is a pretty bizarre story OP.

 

[NO MA'AM]

About a week ago, I hung out with this chick (25 years old)......she is someone I see like once a year just to catch up and hook up, pretty much no strings attached........she's completely moronic about sex, so I'm cool with that, I see her only once a year or so anyway, so I usually get a handjob out of it, and i'm good.

Well, last week we went to see Get Him To The Greek.....and we were cuddling, but I could sense she was so jaded about kissing (it's like she hated men), that I asked her about it.......and she said "I have no interest in men anymore, they have all screwed me over too much".

Typical thing a stupid 25 year old blond girl would say, she is very ditsy so it makes sense to me lol.

After the movie and just cuddling, we are in my car and I am about to take her home, I decide to follow my gut instinct, and try to kiss her several times........she rejects each time saying that "she's done with men"

In my head, I am thinking "Fine bytch, but I still gotta get my rocks off"........so I get all sexual on her and tell her "well hey at least help me cvm a few times, I know that if any girl can do it, it'd be you"

SHE HAPPILY AGREES

So here I am, sitting in the parking lot in my car, jerkin off while she's rubbing my body and kissing my cheek and cute lil shyt like that, she's gettin all into it talking sexual saying things like "oh yaaa i'm going to make you cvm so hard"..........but won't touch my d*ck.

I end up cvmming twice in 15 minutes (call it masturbation with outside interference LOL)...............and I take her home, all sounds good.


And then today, she tells me how creepy I was and how she never wants to see me again, I tell her "You must be used to all the pvssy guy friends you have who'd never pull their d*ck out like that" and she basically does the whole ditsy thing and says "w/e, yea, kk".

Let me get to the bottom line for those of you who are bored reading this:

1) She has both given me a handj0b before, and seen me jerk off in front of her before
2) She totally went along with what I was doing in the car after the movie.
3) She told me how creepy I was for pretty much not being a nice guy pvssy who has sexual reservations.

What's the lesson here?

She has ALOT of guy friends who she sees who never hook up with her.

Guys who are total pvssies are completely messing up the minds of women in this country, and something needs to be done to stop them.

sidenote - "creepy" is the favorite word to use when a dumb bytch has nothing else to say LOL

Consider this a semi-successful field report.........because in the end, i did get my rocks off with the help of a really cute blondie

I wouldn't pay a street hooker $10 to get in my car for that experience

But aside from that, there are a few things in your post that are contradictory and other things people maybe can learn from.

she's completely moronic about sex, so I'm cool with that, I see her only once a year or so anyway, so I usually get a handjob out of it, and i'm good.

If you only get an HJ during your encounters, how do you know she's completely moronic about sex?

Well, last week we went to see Get Him To The Greek.....and we were cuddling, but I could sense she was so jaded about kissing (it's like she hated men), that I asked her about it.......and she said "I have no interest in men anymore, they have all screwed me over too much".

Sorry man, but this is starting to sound very AFC here. She won't kiss you, yet you take her to see a movie? Then you start asking her about why she seems to hate men? Becoming an emotional tampon is one of the sure ways to avoid getting her in the sack...

After the movie and just cuddling, we are in my car and I am about to take her home, I decide to follow my gut instinct, and try to kiss her several times........she rejects each time saying that "she's done with men"

Good move by you here. Too bad it's the only one...

In my head, I am thinking "Fine bytch, but I still gotta get my rocks off"........so I get all sexual on her and tell her "well hey at least help me cvm a few times, I know that if any girl can do it, it'd be you"

SHE HAPPILY AGREES

So here I am, sitting in the parking lot in my car, jerkin off while she's rubbing my body and kissing my cheek and cute lil shyt like that, she's gettin all into it talking sexual saying things like "oh yaaa i'm going to make you cvm so hard"..........but won't touch my d*ck.

I end up cvmming twice in 15 minutes (call it masturbation with outside interference LOL)...............and I take her home, all sounds good.

All doesn't sound good. This is definitely where it gets "creepy"...

And then today, she tells me how creepy I was and how she never wants to see me again, I tell her "You must be used to all the pvssy guy friends you have who'd never pull their d*ck out like that" and she basically does the whole ditsy thing and says "w/e, yea, kk".

You were creepy. And you really shouldn't be talking about what other guys do with their d*cks...

Let me get to the bottom line for those of you who are bored reading this:

1) She has both given me a handj0b before, and seen me jerk off in front of her before
2) She totally went along with what I was doing in the car after the movie.
3) She told me how creepy I was for pretty much not being a nice guy pvssy who has sexual reservations.

1. This is not what an F-Buddy is for.
2. She didn't "totally went along with what (you were) doing in the car". If she did, this would not have happened the next day:

"she tells me how creepy I was and how she never wants to see me again"

3. Nope. She didn't tell you you were creepy for "pretty much not being a nice guy pvssy who has sexual reservations". It was because that experience was creepy.

What's the lesson here?

Jerking off to Internet porn is a safe alternative that provides the same results without the risk of becoming creepy.

 

[Zarky]

OP, this board is filled with 90% haters and tools. Forget what they have to say, it should be obvious that they're trying to bring you down. Keep doing what you're doing, the same attitude will get you p*ssy from real women.

There have been a number of women I had to "bully" into sex. Not through physical intimidation but through emotional manipulation.

For example, one chick I went out to dinner with and she said sex was "sacred" to her. Well I got pissed, told her off, then went to the bathroom. She thought I'd left her there. Later that night we banged in my car. Hardly "sacred."

Another girl wouldn't put out because she'd been "raped" at some point in her past. I stopped calling. She freaked and put out the next time we got together.

Another girl wouldn't put out so I told her I was all about sex and she could either put out or I never wanted to speak with her again. She refused, but then contacted me 2 weeks later for a date. We got it on that night.

So there are things you have to do to get her to put out. Your gut told you that you had to do what you did. That's fine, too bad she's got hangups that prevent her from screwing. I think you got what you're going to get out of her. Date other women.

 

[teacha]

what's there to hate? jerking infront of women instead of at least getting some 'head'/sex? she basically played him like a fiddle and the OP is 'happy that he got his rocks off'....but hey whatever blows your skirts guys.

 

[Strelok]

Yes, you pvssy, I consider it totally fine to jack off in front of a chick, ESPECIALLY since she got into it and enjoyed watching it.....I would NOT jack off in front of a girl if she was completely against it.

Do some of you keep your c0cks in a cave and not know how to behave sexually around women? I pretty much got what I wanted (busting 2 nuts), and I got it from a girl that didn't even wanna kiss me.........what's wrong with that boys???

The point of this thread may be getting lost....but I firmly believe that the nice guy pvssies that she is friends with, have pretty much ruined her (and many other girls) to the point where "creepy" becomes such a popular word to describe EVERYTHING that a guy does that is anti-chumpish.

For instance, I know this other girl, and she called one of my guy friends creepy because he was inviting her over to his place to hang out at his pool/sauna and have some drinks. This same girl also says that she would not ever consider dating ANYONE who didn't pay for her all the time, because well, SHE'S USED TO PVSSIES PAYING FOR HER ALL THE TIME........ruined ruined ruined!!!!

So you masturbate in a car next to a girl that don't even touch you or kiss you but the fault of her being ruined is on other guys?
I don't know if it's more creepy as she said btw,what you did or if it's more ridiculous to read your struggle here to push your point and brag about it.

 

[Rescue Mission]

Sorry man, but this is starting to sound very AFC here. She won't kiss you, yet you take her to see a movie?

I really wanted to see Get Him To The Greek, and we split the bill, so no, i didn't "take her" to see a movie.

 

[iliketennis]

oh yeah i'm sure she was really into it. giving you pornstar **** me eyes the whole time huh?

she was probably afraid she was about to get raped if she didn't go along with it.

you should have ended it as soon as she wouldn't kiss you and move on to a chick who is actually interested in you. have some dignity

 

[Rescue Mission]

I think this thread proves alot about the condition of sosuave....some guys like Dj Hero, Zarky, and teacha, they get it, what it is like to have balls, what it's like to do whatever the fvck you want boldly, and sexually.

Others love taking shots at me because I am well hated around here, as they sit home and abstain from masturbation, AND don't get laid. In the meantime, on one of my least successful dates in the past few years, I still manage to get an "assisted handj0b" out of it.