Most obvious come-on that was missed

[GQ_Confidence_1]

This happened in the 8th grade, it's embarrassing how bad I was.

I had a huge crush on this girl Denise. She was just amazing. I had dreams about her at night. There's a pop song called "Calendar Girl" that I heard at the time, and its forever been linked in my mind with her. She was my calendar girl
She was smart, had a nice personality, and was really cute (HB 7.5). But she flirted with ALOT of guys. I had personality and could make her laugh, but I always thought she was out of my league.

I teased her a little about her cheerleader initiation one day. The new recruits had to wear signs around their neck, colors on their faces...I said,..."wow, looking great today." Not bad for 8th grade C&F, but I mostly ignored her, thinking what chance could I have. She laughed and played along.

I kept ignoring her, and her interest kept building! Typical woman. She'd sit by me in the auditorium and ask how things were, and I'd be like...ahhh...whatever. She was sick one day, and she wanted me to feel her cheeks and forehead. I did, and was like...ok.

We had a math class together. We sat next to each other and play flirted (as much as 8th graders do).......and eventually one day it all cumulated. After talking for a while outside of class, she asked if she could kiss me on the cheek! I thought she was kidding, and said no.

After that, she got the hint and we never flirted again like we did.....uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

You know things are embarrassing when other people have more faith in you, than you have in yourself. In another class, a cute girl complimented me on my eye color and asked how many girlfriends I had had in the past. She thought two or three. I said yeah about that...(of course it was zero).

The life of an AFC 8th grader.......

 

[Darth]

Where do I begin? (I'm a sophomore in HS, by the way)

-Girl told me I have nice eyes

-Girl told me I look really handsome in my shirt and tie

-Girl dropped her books and her binder after looking around and discovering I was behind her (I stood around seeing if she would be able to pick them up. Hours later, it sunk in....wait a second- maybe she did that to see whether I'd help her or not. What an idiot I was...)

-Girl goes up to me and tries to hug me. I'm a nervous wreck and I give her a half-hug and start walking away. She asks, "Haven't you hugged anyone before?" (looking disappointed). "Occasionally," I said smoothly. Then I walk away. Later that night, I realize my mistake.

-Older girl (freshman in college now) constantly tries to talk to me and constantly touches me. Asks, "Do I make you nervous?". Appeared out of nowhere this year at Homecoming and put her head on my shoulder. I still didn't get it.

-And the crowning achievement: I walk into the room and a girl says, "I love you." I never do anything.


All of the above was completely unsolicited. I'm embarrassed just thinking about these. I'm reading the DJB and trying to improve....

thoughts?

 

[Eccentric]

"Why aren't you dancing?"

 

[KingBeef]

BUMP

 

[Kpocalypse]

I was sitting with this girl, a pretty latina who was a year older than me (kind of a big thing in HS) in the school cafeteria and she was touching me and stuff (on the arm, not what you think) and she said:
“What would you do if I kissed you?”
I started to come up with hypothetical situations about how other people would react and about if technique and breath and stuff would’ve been an issue. A few minutes later we said goodbye and things we’re never the same between us ever again.

 

[Juan_Man]

I actually remember one that happened some time ago that I kind of shrugged off. I was 18 and getting my drivers license renewed. After filling out some paperwork and getting a service number, I went to the seating area to wait for my turn. As I walked toward the waiting area, I see an older woman, probably in her late 30s, staring me down. When we made eye contact, she kind of shied away. She looked pretty good, nice tight body but I thought to myself, "she's on the old side." I sat near her waiting for my turn to get my new license. After a minute or two, she asked me a small question about the renewal process and I give her a quick answer. As I answered her, I got a good look at her and I noticed that she looked really familiar. Plus, her voice was also distinguishable. Where have I seen this lady before? Then I realized, "this was my 7th grade math teacher!!!!!" I had not seen her since that year ended and I didn't remember her looking this good!

So I say, "Mrs. X?" Then she looks at me and says curiously, "Yes?" Then I continue, "Do you remember me, Juan_Man?" Then she says, "Juan_Man, oh my god!!!! Wow, you have gotten so big! You were so little then." Then we talk for a little bit, I tell her that I'm in college and she tells me that she's still teaching only at a different school. When it is her time to get her license, she says, "I hope to see you again." Shortly afterward, my number comes up and as I go to a clerk near her, I see her checking me out some more with my peripheral vision. I enjoyed it but I was still kind of a shy guy and I think I left before her without saying anything. I never thought she was ugly as a teacher but as a 12 year old, I didn't think much about her and didn't have any strong crush on her. But when I met her at the DMV, man I realized what a hottie she was, especially at her age. While this may not necessarily have been a missed opportunity since I remember her being married with children, I have to say that it was quite the ego boost.

 

[midnight]

okay guys thanks for sharing your stories. Now I don't feel so alone... Okay so I was about 19 and I was at this girls house. She had the nicest ass I've ever seen to this day nice bubble butt. So we're chillin on the couch and she strattles me and goes "oooohhh your cologne smells so nice mmmmmm" and rubs her head into my chest. I was like duuuuuuuh what do I do??? So I leave her house after telling her she was the coolest chick I'd ever met. She told me: "I feel skeptical". LESSON: DON'T FRIGGIN EVER TELL A GIRL YOUR FEELINGS FOR HER UNTIL SHE DOES FIRST. Okay sorry for yelling but I don't think I'm the only one who has blown an effin great opportunity. This part really makes me cringe she told my friend all she wanted was to ****. AAAHHHHH Okay someone please punch me in the face

 

[KingBeef]

:crackup: :crackup: i won't punch you, but i'll laugh my azz off!!!! :crackup: :crackup:

 

[ntssv]

'll chime in here...

Eon's ago during my freshman year in gym class, all the girls are sitting against the wall. I look over at this 8.5 and she looks at me directly in the eyes and spreads her legs in those tight gym shorts

Still think about this 14 years later

 

[Vulpine]

I was 16 years old and had a knockout blond 9 girlfriend.

She and a friend came over, and the three of us ended up hanging out in my bedroom. Everything was blah, blah, yak yak yak... the three of us had the whole house to ourselves for the night. Well, eventually my gf's friend gets up off my bed... Oh yeah, they were both on my bed and I wasn't. So, she gets up off my bed and comes over and sits on my lap facing my girlfriend.

So we were chatting and joking... and the girl in my lap reaches behind her back and starts rubbing my dilznick. I was shocked and the only thing I could think of is "what if my girlfriend finds out!?!" The girl in my lap is smiling at me, rubbing my junk, chatting and smiling at my girlfriend - who is smiling back.

Being a novice, the 3-way possibility only flickered through my mind, then I went back to "what if my girlfriend finds out!?!" I ended up ushering the girl off of my lap because I was about to spluge, and the night ended abruptly afterwards with no one getting any.

After I replayed that whole scene over in my head a buh-zillion times, I started to pick up things that I didn't notice at the time because of the shock. There were some silences in which my gf on the bed was smiling at the girl on my lap. No big deal, except her arm was blatently jacking up and down... and the *scritch, scritch, scritch* noise of the clothes rubbing. It makes me sick to my stomach to think about it. All I had to do was get up and turn out the lights.

 

[killbill]

wow some of these are just plain crazy, glad I never experienced them, if I had they would have made me nuts. the closest thing was when I was 17 I went in this store to but some candy. and when I gave the girl money she was a hb7 she commented on a dollar I gave her cause the dollar had tape all over it. and thinking about it she was real cool. I should have gotten a number maybe. I really never missed a sign besides that one. I live and learn from my mistakes.

 

[iCY]

I was 16 years old and had a knockout blond 9 girlfriend.

She and a friend came over, and the three of us ended up hanging out in my bedroom. Everything was blah, blah, yak yak yak... the three of us had the whole house to ourselves for the night. Well, eventually my gf's friend gets up off my bed... Oh yeah, they were both on my bed and I wasn't. So, she gets up off my bed and comes over and sits on my lap facing my girlfriend.

So we were chatting and joking... and the girl in my lap reaches behind her back and starts rubbing my dilznick. I was shocked and the only thing I could think of is "what if my girlfriend finds out!?!" The girl in my lap is smiling at me, rubbing my junk, chatting and smiling at my girlfriend - who is smiling back.

Being a novice, the 3-way possibility only flickered through my mind, then I went back to "what if my girlfriend finds out!?!" I ended up ushering the girl off of my lap because I was about to spluge, and the night ended abruptly afterwards with no one getting any.

After I replayed that whole scene over in my head a buh-zillion times, I started to pick up things that I didn't notice at the time because of the shock. There were some silences in which my gf on the bed was smiling at the girl on my lap. No big deal, except her arm was blatently jacking up and down... and the *scritch, scritch, scritch* noise of the clothes rubbing. It makes me sick to my stomach to think about it. All I had to do was get up and turn out the lights.

LOL dude that sucks. how do you sleep at night

 

[Vulpine]

Well, that was 14 years ago. Live and learn. I've hooked up several 3-ways since, so I sleep pretty well at night.

Here's another one that really freaks me out.

I was living in San Rafael, CA in a "servants quarters" that I was renting from this rich couple. The dude was always away on business. I was there for a few months when the "woman of the house" shows up with a bottle of wine.

Her: I thought I'd stop by and give you this bottle of wine.
Me: Aww... that's sweet of you, you shouldn't have.
Her: Say, I don't ever see you bring home company.
Me: Naw, I haven't made many friends here yet. (I just moved there from Wisconsin)
Her: That's too bad, a young, single, good looking guy... you must be lonely. (EC)
Me: Yeah, it sux. Hey, I was actually getting ready to leave for the weekend, thanks for the wine.
Her: Uh... Yeah, your very welcome. Let me know if you need help drinking it. You've got the number, and, don't be afraid to come down to the house if you need anything at all.

So, I got to where I was going, my Father's house. I was like "Hey popz, .... (I recounted what happened word for word)" He laughed for at least 10 minutes. When he stopped, he put his hand on my shoulder and asked seriously: "Do you have any idea what happened?" "Uh... I guess not." He filled me in.

He called me "Cabana Boy" for months and months after that. Thanks dad, I haven't missed many more opportunities since then.

 

[Alittude]

Oh man in yr7 some chick hb7 said to me "I don't know if anyone has told you this but you're dead georgous". I said "oh yeah" and then walked off hahahaha.

 

[THE_ADDMAN]

I was walkin to the mall with my buddy, and 2 girls across the street yelled "WE LIKE YOUR SHIRT!"

I just said "I know". they laughed and kept walking.

I guess that was c&f before I even knew what I was doing, but I could've taken that interaction a step (or more) further :\

 

[S1NN3R]

This was actually last week. I frequent this Thai restaurant, and there's a Thai girl who works there, probably a solid 9. I'm usually there for business, so I don't have PUs on my mind. A while back, she mentioned my new haircut. Not an out-of-place comment, except I hadn't been in there in nearly three weeks. She remembers every little thing I say or do, which I never really took as IOIs before. All sorts of little things that she does when I'm there should have clued me in, but I was oblivious until recently. But two days ago, I was having some Tom Kha all by myself, and she's wandering around, doing her waitress thing. She starts walking towards the front of the building and as she's walking past me, she says "I'm going to run next door, you want to come??" and starts giggling. I just said, "oh, yeah sure" and went back to my soup like a moron. I don't even know what was next door, could have been a swingers club for all I know.

Now that I see it though, I'll be all over it next time I'm in there.

 

[typical]

Last week in chem lab, this hot green eyed chick talked to me the whole friggen 3 hours of the lab. We were making some chemical forget the name and I got a A for my product, she preety much comes up and says damn you must be good with chemicals cause you got a A. I spent the next 40 mins talking to her about total crap and now that I think back to it she had heavy interest in me, hell she totally shut out her lab partner who is a dude haha.

I could have number closed, kiss closed or hell even f*ck closed right after lab but no I pussied out. Ahh oh well I see her next week lets see what happens.

 

[Docs]

I guess I can throw one into the bucket.

There was this one girl, she had a twin sister. Well, these were the preppy cheerleader types, totally hot, goddamn it. Well, I was biking home one day and this girl was walking with her friend home. Seeing how I wasn't in a rush, I started to talk to them. The conversation was random topics, (I sucked at conversations, I was too self-aware)

Anyways, this conversation turns into how many girlfriends did you have? 1, she cheated on me. Have you ever kissed a girl...nope. Are you a virgin?....Yeah.

The thing is, the conversation shifted, I took off later, and when I got home, I reliezed just how close I came to totally melting in dreams.

Crap.

Another time, I was kissed on the cheek. She had this dorky grin on. As part of my thank you, she got a hug back. Haha..I found out later just how much thought she put into that peck, debating lips or cheek.

I guess that partly explains why my AFC ass got broken again when she went for another guy two days later.

Sigh. I got my chance though, 6 months later. What happened? She kissed another guy. What did I do? I dumped her, on accounts of cheating and my crying my eyes out about it. Oh, that pain lasted 8 months too long, I should of stabbed myself for taking that one too seriously.

 

[KingBeef]

unFREAKIN BELIEVABLE!!!!!!

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

 

[PumpNightmare]

Thinking back at it, there's one girl in my caligraphy class I think was coming on to me. About the forth week in, I was using a small brush for the class. The one girl said I could have hers (she had several) but I said I was fine and I'd get my own. Next week she's waiting outside of class (normaly a few people there) listening to her ipod). I have my ipod on, sit down, and she iniates the conversation about jpop (hey, its japanese caligraphy). Then she asked if I would like to hear one of her favorite songs, I'm like sure. She takes her ear buds off and has me put them on. I'm so freaken' blind! That's like a girl offering to share their drink with you. >.< And she was cute. a 8.5 at least.