Most obvious come-on that was missed

[Just Another Guy....]

There was this girl I just met and we were wandering around campus getting free stuff from campus clubs one day, and they handed her a bag, and she went digging through it and pulled out a condom that was in there.

She said.... "They gave me a condom?!?!?!!?"
I immediately thought WE SHOULD PUT IT TO USE. But, I just smiled and laughed.


God I'm an idiot.

 

[kdnash82]

Senior year, different girl, I'm still a dork. This story is a little longer because there are two parts.

When I first got to this school, I ran across this girl. She was beautiful. Popular and being the dork that I was, I wanted to marry her from jump. Also turns out that she's a singer and goes to the same church that I do. (I ended up becoming a member of this church because of her, but that's a different story.)

So, one day I'm standing in the lunch line and she comes over to me and is like.

Her: I know you huh?
Me: *dork* YEAH!! WE GO TO THE SAME CHURCH!!!
Her: Oh yeah... you joined last weekend huh?
Me: YEAH!! THAT WAS ME!! (it's depressing just thinking about it)

At this point, one of the teachers comes by and jokes about her talking to me just so she could cut in line, and she makes up some story about me being her new boyfriend, and holds my hand. I swear at this point I'm in love.

After the teacher leaves.

Me: So since I'm your new boyfriend, how about you give me your number.
Her: Ok.

I get her number, and immediatly after I get home, I call. Don't get an answer, so i leave a message. She called back and we talked. The next day at school, I wrote her this love letter. (i remind you that this is highschool... not junior high or elementary.)

At that point, she stopped talking to me all together. I eventually stopped going to church. And went on with my dorky life.

2 years later, I'm still a dork. She stops me in the hall one day and says,

Her: Hey... why don't you come to church with me tonight?
Me: Church? Tongiht?
Her: Yeah... Bible Study.. There will be some people there our age. We can hang out so to speak
Me: *dorky* Ok.. sure!! You can pick me up right?
Her: Yeah, no problem
Me: Alright, let me give you directions
Her: I already know
Me: Ok.....

So she picks me up and we go to church. There are a bunch of girls in here. But me being my dorky self, I'm in church. We're suppose to be thinking about churchy things. So we get these 5 minute breaks and I talk to the people around me. They're asking question, and I'm asking questions, and everyone is having a good time. The girl that brought me is in her own world with another group of people. One girl in particular took a liking to me. I could tell, but I'm in church and we're suppose to be thinking about churchy things. *dork*

This goes on for about a month. Then she gives me this letter out of the blue. Since this story is already long enough, it basically said, that she wished she had given me a chance when we first met. She was looney toons for her ex (star quarter back) and that I'm the type of man that she wants to be married to someday.

I'm in shock. It was a nice letter and I took it as her apologizing for treating me like crap when I opened my heart to her after knowing her for a whole 2 weeks. (this is so sad)

Later that day, she comes to me asking if I had signed up for my SAT's. I thought about college, but was burned out on school and just wanted a break, so the answer was no. She said that she would be over my house today and was gonna make me apply.

So she comes over with the booklet, sits down, and fills out the thing for me. After she's done, we kinda sat there in an awkward silence. Then she said, "Well, I guess I'll be leaving now" I walked her to the door, and she gave me a hug. A hug that lasted wayyyyyyyyy too long. Did I get the point. Nope. "Have a good night. Drive safely."

I use to search the internet trying to find this girl again.

 

[CanuckinSK]

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I use to search the internet trying to find this girl again.

Actually, you had quite a few opportunities for a guy who didn't own a car. The only thing worse than TRYING to find the one that got away, might be actually FINDING her again.

I remember the cutest little blonde in HS, name of Tabitha, gorgeous, expressive big blue eyes. She was so petite and slim, she was almost frail, really brought out a 'protector' side of me. Like me, she was quiet and didn't have many friends. So there's this ****y jock type who used to really tease her; sometimes in a cruel way as he made her cry one time.

I started more or less defending her and standing up to this guy. It got him off her back and onto mine, but that's another story. End result, she started really warming up to me, and we'd hang out a lot but I never had the courage to ask her out. Also, I didn't think she'd go out with a guy without a car.

Fast-forward 20 years, I stumbled onto the classmates website a couple of weeks ago, and wouldn't you know it, there she was, pictures too! I wished I hadn't seen it though... Turns out she married one of the biggest jerks in school. He was an ugly, scrawny little loudmouth with a big bright red afro, not unlike Ronald McDonald (seriously!). She started dating him just after HS. Turns out, he is a very successful businessman now, and owns a couple of A&W restaurants. Dagger through my heart. In a million years, I would never have seen her going for a guy like that...:crazy:

 

[kdnash82]

Still a senior in high school. I have accepted the fact that I will not get a car before I graduate and I am still as dorky as ever.

There was this girl in band with me. Kelly. I swear I loved everything about her. Her smile, hair, eyes, brain, sweet, funny. You get the picture. She was so smart that she was taking senior level classes while being a junior, and at that time I was no dummy, so she was really smart.

I sat behind her in one of our classes and we would talk constantly. I would always let on that I wanted to date her, but she would always tell me that she had a boyfriend that was in the army. I hated this guy, and never met him. Being the dork that I was, I would always throw salt in this mans game. "You know he's out there traveling the world, being with other women.. How do you know he's being faithful?" so on and so on.

Fast forward to the end of the year. My birthday is the day before graduation. My family is in town, and they want to take me to my favorite resturant. Olive Garden. I ask Kelly to join us. She agreed and I was shocked. So, dorky me, I go to her house and pick her up. Dad is there and he wants to meet me. Mom is there and she wants to meet me. Little sister is there and she takes a liking to me. The whole time, I'm thinking, this is really strange. I'm sure Kelly has had guy friends come over before. Why would the whole family want to meet another random friend.

So we get to Olive Garden, and my family loves her. They're taking pictures of us and all that other crap. On this same night, there is a Senior Graduation Party going on at someones house. It just happens to be right down the street from where she lives. She's not a senior, so she wouldn't be attending. I already had it in my mind that I would be going. So, I'm dropping her off at the house and walk her to the door. She gives me this nice big hug and says

Her: If you want, you can come in and watch tv with me. My parents are gone for the night and my sister is never really a problem.
Me: Nawww.. I'm gonna get over to this party. Thanks for coming out today though. I really appreciate it.
Her: Ok... Well... Have a good night

I kinda sat there for a minute thinking about the situation and was like "Nawwww... She couldn't have meant that.... She's too nice for that..."
I went to the party, and it was canceled because everyone thought it was gonna rain. When I asked where everyone went to instead, no one had a clue. I ended up spending my bday night in my room.

The next day after I graduated, she comes to me and gives me this huge hug and hands me a graduation card and a thank you card. The thank you card was for dinner the previous day. It also said that we should hang out again before I leave. (I joined the Marine Corps) I never called her again.

Damn I hate myself reliving these moments. I made a promise to myself that no matter how much I thought a girl was out of my league, I would test the waters at least twice before giving up. I've stayed true to my promise and the benefits have been plentiful.

 

[kdnash82]

I'm like you except without the happy ending. Is there any way you could elaborate a bit on what you mean by testing the waters in the hopes that it might help me some?

It's nothing major and pretty simple. Anytime I go out with a girl, if I have it in my head that I like this girl or remotely attracted to her and have not decided that I will just be her friend, at some point during the night I make a move to kiss her. Always always always before the date is over.

I'm an actions speak louder than words type of guy. Since going through all those missed opportunities, I always make a move on a girl that I like. If she pulls away, then no biggie, maybe my breath wasn't as minty fresh as I thought it was. If she pulls away twice in one night, then I'm off to find the next girl. That way, I know where I stand with her.

 

[dj ben2]

well we were all at this party and someone brought a few joints and told a few of his good friends to come and smoke em out the back now we formed a circle and we were all smoking and me being an absolute lightweight because i rarely do it was stoned off 1 drag. anyway i didnt notice but i was staring and smiling at this chick who is an absolute 10/10 in looks rich daddys girl, ****s all time, pretty much a slut except for some reason she gets away with it cos evry1 loves her but anyway all of a sudden she noticed me and started smiling, stepped out of the circle and beckoned me with her hand and just stood there. but because i was an absolute afc at the time and thought she was out of my league i simply looked away .....how stupid but if that wasnt enough on a different night at a different party she was there and came up to me and said dance with me i said nah i cant dance and tried to move away and she blocked my way and started grinding on me rubbing her tits on my chest and i simply walked around her (argh how stupid)
but alas thats not all..... later that night we were playing strip poker with teams.were it was a boy and a girl and if the boy lost the poker hand the girl had to takes some clothes off and she begged me to be on her team and i said nah that wouldnt be fair because id lose on purpose to see u get naked and she said "i dont care" but once again i didnt believe she was being for real and went on the team that some guy told me to go on..... later that night she ****ed some other dude who threw the party.....

sadly after all this the next time i saw her we were simply just firends she never did anything outrageous like that again
i think the reason i never took advantage of those opportunities was because i was a bit overweight and was extremely self conscious at the time i had never had a g/f and didnt believe a chik so FINE would take interest in me it was after that night i woke up and smelt the roses and sisnce then my luck with women has been better

 

[Mad Manic]

In 1st year uni there were a few girls I quite liked, in particular two medics. I mentioned it in passing to one of my friends I think.

In a room where the post is, one of the two medics walks in, near my space to collect her post and gives me a beaming smile. I just looked and smiled.

The other medic, I really liked, she was fine! Our hall went to a nightclub for a night out thing about 5 days into uni. We were all mingling and chatting, and WOW she walks up to me and says "Hi how are you?". I replied with "Hi, good thanks." It ended there. OMG.

Yeah I know, but I was less confident then and clueless to it all, if only those opportunities came along now ehh. :-|

But one of these medics (beaming smile one) is single and has been since uni started, like a lot of girls actually (my uni is very academic, so no american pie style stuff here haha).

In October if I see her around, I can cold approach her, talk to her, mention we were in the same hall and close. I'm a different person now, so I'll see how that goes. This is a semi-oneitis thing, as in, she's the girl I'd like to close most.

MM

 

[cashc0w]

GOD I HAVE SO MANY OF THESE

seriously, its like pathetic... my AFC days were the worst.... and I kind of am still an AFC in some ways but im definately getting better...

1) Was in france when I was 18 on a school trip. One night we get all dressed up to go out and I run into this girl from my trip in the hallway when on the way to my friends room. She comments on how good i look and says "I bet alot of girls here tonight want to f*ck you, me being one of them" I kinda just did like an "oooo" type of thing and went on my way. She was 16 at the time.

2) Went out on 2 dates with this beautiful girl i used to work with who was obviously into me. Pussied out and it went nowhere then she moved to europe.

3) Heard that this girl I worked with had a crush on me through the grapevine and one night she asked me to go hang out at her friends house. They come and pick me up and feed me booze and at one point me and the girl are chilling in an upstairs room and she tells me that shes very "talented" and pulls both of her legs behind her head. I dont do anything. Later on, i go to give her a hug and she says she wants me to kiss her, so I do, once. After that night i was so intimidated by her I just never called her again.

4) Met a girl in high school that I went to elementary school with and we went to her house one night and drank beers and watched a movie. SHe drives me home at like 4am and im about to get out of the car and she grabs me and kisses me. I dont go through with it cause i was a virgin at the time and "afraid"

is that some sad sh*t or what?

 

[dj ben2]

chowboi looks like you could have had a few extra lays by now no sweat ur still young just vow to urslef to seize opportunities like this in future you have nothing to lose except for the what ifs ull be thinking later on in life if u dont seize them

 

[panosha]

When I was 12, this 14 year old wanted to show me her t1ts in class and she actually started to take off her bra........................and I said
....no t1tt1es

God, I am so stupid

By the way, where can I find the DJ Bible?

 

[kdnash82]

I said
....no t1tt1es
God, I am so stupid

By the way, where can I find the DJ Bible?

That is hilarious!! Scroll all the way down the page and look in the middle for the DJ Bible

 

[kdnash82]

So, I was a sophmore in high school. There was this chick who was a freshman. Easy HB8, but not very smart.

We started talking and things took off quickly. One night, we're talking on the phone and she says that she wants to come see me. She also throws in the fact that she doesn't have a license, but would steal her sisters car. She also asked if I could put some gas in her car when she got there. Of course I agreed.

She got there, and I sneak out the house. The gas station was right down the street from my place, so I hop in the car and we take off. We get the gas, and head back to my place. We're sitting in the driveway and start making out. (i'm a virgin at this point in my life) Kissing is the only thing I've ever done. I sucked on a boobie maybe twice and stuck my finger in some poon for about 30 seconds.

I do none of these things with this girl. I stopped kissing her and said that I should get back inside before my mom realized I was gone. I never had another opportunity to get with her again after that.

 

[kdnash82]

I was 19. I had just finished with my military schools and was shipped to Okinawa Japan for my first duty station. First time out of the country, first time away from home. Probably only been with 3 girls in my lifetime. Only 1 of them I actually finished. The others were a couple good strokes and "We need to stop before someone sees us" type of thing.

Anyway, it's a Thursday night, and my friend who has been there for about a year takes me out for my first time. We get to the club and I'm loving everything. He knows every single girl there. There is one that's all about dancing with me. She would literally grab my hand and drag me to the dance floor. I would start dancing with her and she would bend over completely and get into this 4 point stance while I'm behind her pumping away.

Naturally, my manhood comes to a complete stand. I get embarressed and stopped. I pull my shirt over so I could walk back without anyone noticing. She comes back and grabs me and tries to pull me back.

I literally pulled away from her, climbed up on the lounge chairs and crossed over to the other side so I could get away from her. Everytime she would follow, I would cross back to the other side. Finally she gave up. She asked for my phone number, but I didn't have a phone. So she gives her number to my friend so I could call her. I never did.

 

[CanuckinSK]

Naturally, my manhood comes to a complete stand. I get embarressed and stopped. I pull my shirt over so I could walk back without anyone noticing.

LOL! I think I would have died of embarrasment too.

 

[CanuckinSK]

Attended a get-together at a co-workers house one time, and a couple of girls from the office dropped by after midnight. They were very well lubricated and one of them came up to me and said she'd seen me before.

It was a HUGE company (I was rarely in the office) and she had done a presentation for the new employees (of which I was one) a few months back. She introduced herself, but I didn't pursue this at all, and just answered matter of factly. Thing is, I actually liked her; I remembered exactly what she was wearing the day of her presentation.

As I wasn't drinking, I became the DD, and ended up giving her a lift home. In the car she said something like, 'you probably think I'm a real alcoholic floozy' or something to that effect. I said something like 'naw, I think you're a sweet girl'.

The next day (Sunday) the company had a BBQ in the park, and I'm talking to a couple of the guys, and I feel someone's hand on the back of my neck. She was tucking in my shirt tag, and gave me a little pat on my lower back. She didn't say a word, she just flashed a big smile and walked away. I STILL didn't get it.

Saw her in the office a week later, kinda walked by her without noticing her, she's like 'Hiiiiii (my name)', big smile, looking up at me with a very suggestive look in her eyes. I'm like 'Hi', didn't even use her name. She looked SOOO good in those white pants and black high heels as she walked up the stairs. :yes:

Found out a couple weeks later she had separated from the hubby. She was definately on the market at that time, to this day I still regret not making a play, someone should really have slapped me silly that day...:kick:

 

[kdnash82]

Uhh...I think there's something wrong with you if you don't get hard after having a chick grind her ass into your crotch. If it's that embarassing for you, just do a discreet tuck under your waist band.

100% agree. I was 19 and it was my first time in a different country. I had no idea what japanese girls were like. In all honesty, she scared me because I had never had a girl be that foward with me.

 

[CanuckinSK]

Uhh...I think there's something wrong with you if you don't get hard after having a chick grind her ass into your crotch. If it's that embarassing for you, just do a discreet tuck under your waist band.

Wasn't saying anything to the contrary, cheif. However, MOST people would probably be embarrassed by having a hard-on in public.

 

[kdnash82]

Found out a couple weeks later she had separated from the hubby. She was definately on the market at that time, to this day I still regret not making a play, someone should really have slapped me silly that day...:kick:

DUDE!!! So where is she now?

 

[CanuckinSK]

DUDE!!! So where is she now?

No idea... I left that company a few years ago. She probably re-married long time ago. Nice piece of a$$ like her wouldn't stay single for long.

 

[Frenchconnection]

Here's the lyrics from a Trance tune..

Sometimes when I go to sleep
My life spins out in front of me
Like a hurricane, a bottle of wine
Sometimes its easier to let something else control your life

This is an anthem for the girl that got away
This is an anthem for the war of yesterday
This is an anthem for the rebel of my youth
This is an anthem for the risk of loving you