Most obvious come-on that was missed

[Huffman]

This one just yesterday:

I was bowling with a couple of friends, but I really didn't bowl all that well (though I still had fun).

So then the waitress/owner/whatever comes over and gives me some tips on how to throw. She had been giving me quite some eye contact previously. Then she said something like "you have to hold it like that... and you have to be really hard and stiff down there" (meaning my wrist when holding the ball).
Damn i almost burst out laughing

Didn't miss that one, but she was definitely too old (and chubby) for me, so I didn't pursue. It was just so funny I thought I'd share

 

[L Duke]

O man

2 years when I was a sophomore in HS

This fucing hot russian 9.5 wrote on my glasses box " I love marsha" while feeling my hand(2nd time in two days man I was some chump back then)

 

[Morphiex]

guess il share mine ,before i found this site i think it was in 04 05 fall.
not really a miss but something i just shake my head over and laugh about.

so this girl was interested in me and we were sitting on a couch her legs are over my knees at a friends bday party , she was talking about how good she is at flirting ,i said oh what do you like to do? she then gave me a really wide smile and started to nibble on my earlobe , wich i love btw , then somehow we started to talk about boobs , and for some reason she asked how are mine? , so i grab the closest one . and guess what came out of my stupid mouth " ive felt waay better" , yeah i know , i was drunk and stupid.would probably have worked as a good c/f if i hadent been drunk and said it with a straight face. well after that she literally got up and we didnt have any contact for the rest of the night... but then her friends friend wich was cute aswell started flirting with me and i ended the night with her.

 

[Rebound Material]

spring 05...so just about 3 years ago...

It was with this chick from my bio class. We got pretty close because I we studied together, hang out, flirt etc...Anyways, she just broke up with her boy back home and she lives in a dorm in college. One day she decides to have a little party in her dorm and she wanted me to drink with her that night. Lets just say this story is how I dubbed my user name here on SS.

HER: Oh, I forgot to bring a bag to hide the laq. Hide the alcohol in your bag. You'll get in trouble if they see it.
ME: (hides vodka in my backpack)
HER: Lets go to my room.
(So we both go to her dorm room. We walk in...)
HER: Lock the door.
ME: (Locks the door...my heart starts racing...I knew what this was about but my AFC ass back then didnt want to accept it)
HER: (takes the vodka out of my bag and tries to find a place to hide it)
ME: (Stares at all the picturs she has on her wall nervously not saying a word)
(I stood there for a while wondering wtf was taking her so long...thats when I realized she had been standing there next to me for a while now.)
ME: (I turn to look at her and shes standing face to face with me on the edge of her bed with the fcuking puppy dog look on her face while smiling)
(We looked at eachother for a few seconds...the tension was high...then finally)
HER: ok...lets go back downstairs...
ME: ok...(nervously)
(The whole way down in the elevator was sooo awkward)..


...omg, do you guys have any idea how painful it was to try and recall and type the above?!?!

anyways, I could have fcuked her right there...she practically spread her legs in my face...a week later, she gets back with her boy...and everything I could have had with her(rebound sex) was OVER.

thats my 2 cents.

 

[Creed]

Ok heres one that must rank high up on this list:
Me and my oneitus are hanging out in her room just chatting and listening to music. Im lying on her bed with my eyes closed and shes doing something on her laptop. Suddenly she jumps on top of me and lies down on top of me! Full body contact except she isn't looking at me because she is really shy. (After thinking about it i realised this must have been really hard for her and i felt abit guilty lol)
Me: OUCH! Why would you do such a thing?!?!
Her: I like you (in the sweetest voice i ever heard)
Me: Oh......

so she got off me after a few more seconds. Same thing happens the next week, this time i manage to hold her around the waist and then proceed to do nothing again. She must have thought i was gay lol.
So i AFCed my way into the friends zone and then further... into the acquintances group... and now i think im in the "please stop stalking me" list lol.
My biggest regret ever, damnit could've lost my virginity to my oneitus who im pretty sure was a virgin as well. Oh well life goes on.

 

[faiNt`]

Still not 100% sure this was a come-on, but I think it was. HB invites me over to her house after school one day and precedes to try and "figure out who I like" which is obviously her.

HB: "So, you going to tell me now?"
M: "Nope?"
HB: "How about we play a game .."
M: "Ok, what game?"
HB: "You dare me to do something and then you have to tell me a hint."
M: (**** my AFC days) "Uhh .. what am I supposed to tell you to do?"
HB: "I don't know .."
*change subject*

I want to punch myself in the ****ing **** now that I remember how it happend. :cuss:

 

[Prodigy746]

Still not 100% sure this was a come-on, but I think it was. HB invites me over to her house after school one day and precedes to try and "figure out who I like" which is obviously her.

HB: "So, you going to tell me now?"
M: "Nope?"
HB: "How about we play a game .."
M: "Ok, what game?"
HB: "You dare me to do something and then you have to tell me a hint."
M: (**** my AFC days) "Uhh .. what am I supposed to tell you to do?"
HB: "I don't know .."
*change subject*

I want to punch myself in the ****ing **** now that I remember how it happend. :cuss:

Ouch dood that sux...

I love reading this thread... i read every page and laughed my ass off please post some more.

 

[andee]

oh man, i think at one point i was interested in this girl but i really wasnt at the time of the conversation. but anyways we're talking on aim:

her: so what are your plans tonight?

me: nothing. just chilling (or something)

her: yeah, im not doing anything tonight either.

me: that sucks (or something)

END.

i didnt realize my mistake until a couple minutes after. whatever.

 

[FireOnTheMountain]

Here's one I just remembered today. It was a long time ago.

I went to a bar to watch a band play. I used to do that quite often back when there were decent bands in my town . I never talked to anyone while I was there, though.


So, there is an upstairs-area with a balcony which looks down at the stage.
I am sitting on a chair looking down while the band sets up.

A girl comes over and introduces herself to me...

her: Hi, I'm [...]
me: Hi.
her: Can I share that seat with you?
me: I guess...

So I move over a little and she sits down. Her leg and shoulder is making contact with mine.

I look straight ahead the whole time and don't say anything. Pretty much acting like she isn't there.


Her: You look really bored.
I just shrugged without looking at her.

A little while later she left.

 

[Kerpal]

This girl had a huge crush on me in high school. She would call me all the time and ask me to come over and stuff. She was VERY annoying but kind of cute and sometimes I wish I had ****ed her just for the experience because I was a virgin at the time. On the other hand, she turned out to be kind of a psycho so who knows how that would have turned out.

Also once at my college orientation we had a 20 minute break and I was standing by myself because I didn't know anyone there. Some girl came up to me and was like "Hey, how come you're by yourself?" and started talking to me. Then she said she was going to the restroom and asked me to wait for her. Eventually they told us to go back into the auditorium so I went back in, and she found me in the auditorium and started talking to me again, but the conversation fizzled out at that point and she walked off. Never saw her again. She was hot too

 

[FireOnTheMountain]

Here's another one of mine:


Last year at just about this same time is when I discovered this website. I decided to go out to a bar and see if I could manage any approaches.

I did one incredibly crappy, awkward approach (I'm not successful with women yet, but remembering this makes me realize how far I have come) then since that was kind of embarrassing I went to a different bar.


Well, I was standing around pretending to text message somebody when three girls come up and ask me to spank their friend.

The friend is pretty hesitant and protesting the whole time, but I take her by the waist and really give her a good spank. This wasn't a light, playful spank, but a porn-star style spank which was audible above the loud music.



Remember how she didn't want to do it before? Well, now she is all over me like I have never seen a girl do before. She is dancing and rubbing her butt all over my crotch, she moves in close and presses her chest against me, etc. When I sit down, she gets on my lap and bounces up and down to the music.

Her friends are just sitting at a different table and leaving us alone.

But I never say or do anything.
She tries to start a conversation and asks me a some questions, but I give the shortest, most detached answers possible. Eventually she goes back to her friends and I leave.

 

[Triple T]

Okay well this happened about a year ago, I was 15 back then(kinda AFC too), this girl was about 16 HB8.

okay well We met during summer camps for a sports club.
Anyways, the whole time we were there I kept hitting on her, flirting etc. etc. it drove her crazy.

By the end of the camp period (1 week) I had her email, phone #.
About a few days after it all ended she gives me a call asking me if I wanted to go to a movie. I accepted, but I had no ride....SOO she gets her car, drives all the way to my house (a good 40 mins) and drives me to the theatre with her.

There we watched a movie, and went out to eat. All the while I got sooo nervous and **** (damnit, stupid AFC behaviour!!!) and I barely said anything to her.
We walked in awkward silence to some fast food joint and she drove me home after...

I kick myself everyday I think of it because daaaamn, shes a sexy beast right now...I still talk to her sometimes and I saw on her facebook, she is fricken gorgeous! I didn't even pull a HUG on her...but, its all changed now. If we ever hook up again i'll be prepared this time.

 

[JeffMerr]

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[BadsnakeUK]

When I was 18 there was a girl training to be a dancer in our social group. Amazing body and really pretty face, and I heard afterwards an amazing lay. I must have missed some of the less obvious come-ons because one night she got quite drunk and started to lap-dance on me while I was sat in a club. What did my loser AFC ass do? Sat on my hands and stared ahead, too embarrassed to do anything about it.

The next week she literally grabbed my face, said 'I never normally make the first move on a guy' and stuck her tongue down my throat. I was happy!

It all turned out to be fairly academic anyway. We were about to meet up for a date and I got a call 10 minutes before I left the house saying she'd got back with her ex bf. Oh well, live and learn...

 

[stain]

I'm sure this is a great way to introduce yourself to the community...

I'm sure for every one I recall, I've missed sixteen...

-Playing ping-pong with a 9 (model) in my cousin's basment (locked) and she takes off her top to show me the most aesthetically pleasing rack I've seen to date.. I do nothing the whole night.

-Same girl, seperate occasion... Got the key to my friends house, he left some weed for her since I don't smoke, but we have enough liqs for both.. She's sitting on top of me dying for me to make a move... And there I am concierned about cutting my sack while trimming in a hurry... Minor cut, major mistake.

-Back when I was 16-17, in a local bar (yes, they served minors) a girl that I knew liked me walks into the bathroom after me and starts writting our initials on the wall inside a heart.. I walk out to go drinking with the boys...

-Highschool days again... A friend and I raid a friends house with an emergency key with two girls, drink his dads liqs and I end up spending the night in his sisters room, with his girlfriend who obviously didn't mind me being there... Alcohol again.. Barely a make-out that time!

-17 again... Went back home to Eastern Europe... new in town with cool friends, major attraction! Cousin, a natural, opens a 3 set, we join their table... tall, short blonde hair girl with big tits digs me... they want to change venues and ask us to go with them... we got beers lined up, maybe later... They insist.. she asks to hold my hand while walking out, and I reject for whatever reason.. they leave, wait in the front at -5 degrees for 10 minutes, comes back in to ask us to at least join them there and do whatever after... I promisse to appear, but get drunk and go to the rippers...

-downloading few songs from Napster (back then) out of nowhere I get a message from a random user... Girl, ends up being from the same town... lives as a foster child with a friend from school, what are the odds... wants to meet me in an hour around the corner... I drag a friend just in case... wow, was I ever wrong about that one... she was a goth/punk with bad everything... we literarly ran away from her, but we still kick the story around. Never meet anyone from Napster!!!

I will edit the post later... It's killing me already... Oh, I gave up drinking for a while recently. It's such an eye opener while out clubbing... wow!!!

 

[JAS760]

i have one...... I liked this really cute Latina chick in the eighth grade and i would flirt with her etc....... well one day i invited my friend over to spend the night and we're talking about girls and what not when i mentioned her name and he said " i know where she lives and we'll go over there tomorrow"

the next day.
We go over and i'm really shy and my friend asked her if she would make out with me and she said "Yeah if he makes the first move", and i did........i went home..T_T

 

[Prodigy746]

Sadly i have way too many of these stories. I have read this thread 1 year ago and decided not to share because it makes me sick to my stomach everytime i think about them. I guess since i have read all your stories and enjoyed it very much, it is my duty to share my horrible stories.

1). I am in college class, this blond girl HB 9 tall 6'-6'1 awesome because i am 6'5

Anyway throughout the whole semester she sits in the first seat of the my row everyday. I sit in the very back of the class.... i act normal talking to people around me being social guy as i usually am. So early in the semester i start noticing her looking at me, going OUT of her way to give me eye contact. I think nothing of it, dumbass , thinking its just a coincidence. She comes in with these booty shorts in the class, wow talk about long legs and perfection but i am too ***** to say anything. I usually come in early but dont go in the class because i talk on my phone w my friends until class starts. Well i guess she noticed that so after a while she starts doing the same exact thing so here it is me and her talking on the phone to our friends in the hall usually alone before class looking at each other. Again i think nothing of it.

So it's one day before finals and someone takes her seat. I am all the way in the back and there is seats all over the place including a seat right behind her normal seat and whole bunch of other seats that are not in my row. Half of the class didnt show up since it was a review class , and you know how that goes seats all over the place. Even though there is like 20 other seats she comes all the way to the back to sit in front of me. She is playing with her hair probobly wondering why i am no asking her anything because obviously i am a social guy talking to my usual people in the back. After 15 minutes of the class after teacher tells students that we will have a review and if you want you dont have to be there for the review. The guy that was sitting in her seat gets up and walks out of the class, she stays in front of me for another 2-3 minutes than gets her stuff and goes to her front seat. She probobly though i didnt like her since i didnt say anything to her. So guess what happens 1 minute after she goes to her seat.... teacher tells us that we will have our review for extra credit and we need to split into groups of 4. If she waited 1 minute she would have been in my group and i know i would have number closed her. When we were in the groups she was next to mine group and constantly looked at me while playing with her hair... but ofcourse i was too cool to approach her.

 

[Prodigy746]

2)This one was when i was 17-18 years old. I had a part time job in this pretty big store. I knew everyone and i was very social as i usually am. So i was working security at the front door covering this guys brake when a new girl started leaving because her shift ended. She was HB8 pretty cute but i didnt really care just another good looking girl. She starts leaving without saying anything and i am like "WHoa Whoa Whoa you cant leave this store until you introduce your self to the security". She gives me a big smile and introduces her self, we chat for a bit and she is on her way. I didnt care about it, anyway apparently she loved the fact that i had social proof in the store as i was always talking to everyone and she started falling for me hard. I started falling for her, not because she was HB8 but her personality was freaking PERFECT. She was always smiling being nice to people especially to me and she always seemed happy. She was the first girl that i started likeing for her personality, up to this point i always liked a girl because a girl had nice ass, boobs, legs etc. Anyway she started going out of her way to talk to me, always looking for ways to help me, i started using her pretty much having her do half of my job lol. I know i know not cool but i was 17 what can you expect.
Anyway one day she comes up to me and says i want a hug from you so i give her a hug but i feel her boobs against me and she definitely wasnt wearing a bra. I could feel her nipples and she hugged me so hard and afterwords just stared at me with a smile and the puppy eyes. I pass that off saying to my self "wow this chick doesnt wear a bra.." ...so anyway i am sitting in the office while i am alone working on the computer and she comes in and says my name. I turn around and she smiles and comes very close to my mouth, it was like 1 inch away from it and looks at me without saying anything, so what does my dumbass do??? i back away and say "wtf are you doing?". At this point i was sure she liked me but i didnt want to make a move because i didnt want to risk my job....again stupid because it was a part time job paying $8/hr. Anyway after her trying for 2-3 months she gave up and started dating a guy from the same job, different department. I had to watch them make out in front of the store and it would just brake my heart since i liked this girl ALOT. I guess i deserved it, i still wonder if i had made a move if i would have been with her because since than i still cant find any girl that has near as great personality as she had.

 

[Tpants]

This is one of many. Probably the worst though.

I was overseas staying with a whole bunch of other guys and girls in a rented house. Then a busload of our friends arrived and we were really crowded, so one of the girls said I could share her bed.

Now she wasn't so hot, maybe HB4 or 5 and a little taller and a little older than me, but a real sweetie, and everyone liked her, including me, although we were just buddies at that stage. She'd made it clear before that she wanted to be more than just friends, but I ignored the signals. I was drinking a lot at the time and I was only interested in going out and getting drunk then coming home and passing out.

So I slept in the same bed as her for a whole WEEK. Nothing happened. I basically kept waiting for her to make the first move because I was scared/afraid of being rejected/didn't think she wanted me. She wore a long passion-killer flannel nightgown, so I persuaded myself that she wasn't interested in sex, otherwise she would have worn something sexier. (Actually, her entire wardrobe was the unsexiest in the world.) And I was far too shy to ask her if she was feeling sexy or romantic, or even to try some kino (pinching, tickling etc) to get things moving.

One day I walked into "our" bedroom unexpectedly, and there was this scaly Aussie with a reputation that he would f*ck anything in skirts, banging her. He was the one who shared her bed after that!

Some months later I was back in my home country when out of the blue I got a message that she'd gotten married overseas and she wanted me to know. That's happened to me a couple of times -- when they want you know they've got married to someone else it seems to be a message saying "I might have married you if you played your cards right, AFC."

 

[Prodigy746]

3) So here i am in college in another class... Again i am sitting in the back but i didnt know too many people in this class. I loved the class so i didnt bother talking to people, instructor was very interesting. Anyway 6-7th day of class this HB7.5 maybe 8 comes and sits next to me, she starts talking to me like she knew me for years. She came smelling really good, offered me some graph paper when we started graphing something, offered me some candy. I was just sitting down wondering wtf is up with this gir. She also mentioned right away that she hated sitting in the back , when i asked her why she was sitting in the back than she said someone took her seat. I looked and there was many empty seats in the first row but i let it go. Up to this point she was sitting in the front seat so i guess she wasnt lying. Anyway next class she came and sat next to me again this time she left her phone right next to me and would check the time every 5-6 minutes and leave it on my side of the desk. She would constantly try to talk to me and at this point i was getting irritated because i wanted to just pay attention to the instructor because i loved the subject. Well third class, again she sits with me, this time with a laptop. Hooks it up and goes streight to AOL msgr and starts chatting with some random person. After 2-3 minutes she asks me if i have AIM and i tell her i do but i never use it, i dont even log in to it 90% of the time when i am on computer. After that she just got quiet and didnt even bother talking to me. At the end of the class i got up and said "I guess ill cya Thursday" and she tells me "Have a good day". She never sat next to me again, She always set in the front of the class from this point on. This was Freshman year of college and i wasnt used to having girls come on so strong. That year i only got 2 #'s but following semester i got 8 and that after this girl thats when i found this site.