Looking/Oogling Approach laws.

[Luke Skywalker]

As a new initiative I've decided to record and post here 'look/oogling' laws as follows:

- I shall not look lustfully at a hotbabe for more than 2 seconds.
unless:
- I approach her right away with a minimal approach strategy as defined as follows (approach hot babe, say 'hi', give out business card, and say anything or nothing afterwards),

or;

- Within the next 30 seconds, scope out the situation to see if it's safe to approach (i.e. does she look like she's with someone, does she look occupied with something else). At which point, glances can go up to 30 seconds.

This is in infantile stage and will continue to be developed as a legal approach machine.

If any of the above laws are breached, then the penalty is to go up randomly to 10 hotbabes and say 'hi' to them in a distant mall or place somewhere. This is the first post of this new legal approach system to make 'looking at girls' become an approach incentive and part of the new zero-natural game approach journal.

 

[Luke Skywalker]

New Approach Journal.

Saw a Indian cashier. I looked at her for more than 2 seconds. She was attenting to other customers, allowing an extension to 30 seconds to scope and seek an opportunity to talk with her.

I sat down on a seat, waiting for my car to be checked, then I looked behind and she was by herself. I blew my nose as I had snot. I then looked for a garbage, and then approached the girl enquiring where the garbage can was. She offered to take my snot filled tissue and dispose of it for me. I said dont touch it, and I shot it into the garbage like Michael Jordon, and we both laughed together at my good aim. I impressed this girl with my superior tissue basket-ball skills.

Then I went back to my chair, proud of my accomplishment since this law was implemented. Then another sexy girl with a hot butt went to the cola machine. Again, the 2 second rule. This time I was hesitatant to approach, and after 2 seconds, just glanced away. But, I couldn't help it, I couldn't resist, my eyes meet hers, and thus I went over the 2 second rule and had to approach her.

However, I didn't approach because I was debating whether it was really the 2 second rule, or 30 second rule, since she was a moving target, I was technically scoping for an opportunity to talk with her, allowing an additional 28 seconds. While I continued arguing with myself, I just fell asleep since I was tired and drifted on and off. I then decided to myself that it was good since I didn't approach since I was like half-asleep and probably would have said something embarassing or stupid anyway.

Saw another hot babe walking on the right side of my car. I was going to honk to her after viewing her over 2 seconds, but I think she walked out, and it went back to scoping for opportunity on 30 seconds, but since there was none, I had to stop looking at her.

Such is the approach journal in accordance with my own laws for April 20th, 2007. I talked to other girls at work.

 

[Call_Me_Daddy]

FREE PORNO: http://www.spankwire.com/ Full videos. Flash format. Its like youtube.

http://www.pornotube.com/ << That's like youtube also.


Have fun. And remember. The more porn you whack off to, the less chance you will breed. (We can all pray that you never have offspring.)

 

[Luke Skywalker]

I'm not looking at any form of porn or masturbating until at least after October 1st, 2007, and even then such will be very tightly regulated.

As usual, you claim I'm a troll, but here you go again trying to trash an approach thread with your nonsence. Take your free porn links and shove them up your ****.

FREE PORNO: http://www.spankwire.com/ Full videos. Flash format. Its like youtube.

http://www.pornotube.com/ << That's like youtube also.


Have fun. And remember. The more porn you whack off to, the less chance you will breed. (We can all pray that you never have offspring.)

 

[Call_Me_Daddy]

Take your free porn links and shove them up your ****.

Dude. They're FREE.

If you ever visited spikedhumor (like ebaums world) you would know that this is the porno version of that. Streaming content. Full material. No clips. The entire "movie".

Just do it. Won't hurt. After all, masturbation isn't a sin in the Bible, right?

:yes:

 

[Luke Skywalker]

Dude. They're FREE.

If you ever visited spikedhumor (like ebaums world) you would know that this is the porno version of that. Streaming content. Full material. No clips. The entire "movie".

Just do it. Won't hurt. After all, masturbation isn't a sin in the Bible, right?

:yes:

I've made up my mind and that's final - between April 15th, 2007 to October 1st, 2007, there is no porn or masturbation or lustful glances in excess of 2 seconds (except as incentive for approach as is discussed on this thread).

I'm continuing on with this approach thread. I'm not looking at any form of porn until that particular date - and any suggestive scenes in DVD movies are going to be fast forwarded. I have systems against masturbation that are working well, where I make money if I dont masturbate, and strike myself out if I do - so far, no masturbation policy is working well.

If you rather look at porn than go outside and look at girls to approach them, particular in warmer months when women are more likely to be more scantly clathed, then there is really a problem. Thus more liberal porn policies would likely attack months where the weather is colder and women wear an excess of clothing.

Something doesn't have to be a black and white sin in order to be wrong or something to be avoided. If I made a decision that I'm not viewing porn or masturbating between April 15th, 2007 and October 1st, 2007, and I breach that decision, then I have no self-control. I have plenty of self-control and will use any excess sexual energies productively and not waste them there.

 

[Luke Skywalker]

Approach hesitation today. About to approach this one lady, and changed my mind because she looked to 'old'. However, age has nothing to do with it for purposes of this policy. When I start going closer or approaching with hesitation, all it takes is a thought, any thought, whether it is depreciating the object being approached, myself, or any zany excuse to get out of it.

PENALTY: Suspended sentense. Next time, just go within a 0.5 metre radius, see if you can make eye contact and smile.

Two black girls near a hot-dog stand, looked at for more than 2 seconds, could have approached them, but did not. Think it's more complicated.

PENALTY: Acquitted. Again approach within a 0.5 meter radious.

A style comes to mind - mentioned by Tyler Durden, just approach near to a girl or group of girls in public and just stand around them. Do not worry about saying anything, just stand there - if you or they start laughing, then cool. Employing this style as minimum approach strategy.

Breached here aren't serious enough to warrant the ultimate penalty of going to a mall and saying hi to ten attractive girls.

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Approaches today: Hot indian girl. Told me I had to stand to the left, I looked for anything to start a convo on, and noticed her name tag that she was starting training.

ME: "Hi. So you are training here?" Noticed her training tag, start conversation.
INDIANBABE: "Yeah.".
ME: "Do you like your job?"
INDIANBABE: "Yeah." (funny tone and walks away)

Well, at least I followed the approach laws there. My philosophy for now, if it crash and burns or goes nowhere, at least I tried something.

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[CrunchyNut]

However, I didn't approach because I was debating whether it was really the 2 second rule, or 30 second rule, since she was a moving target, I was technically scoping for an opportunity to talk with her, allowing an additional 28 seconds. While I continued arguing with myself, I just fell asleep since I was tired and drifted on and off. I then decided to myself that it was good since I didn't approach since I was like half-asleep and probably would have said something embarassing or stupid anyway.

A style comes to mind - mentioned by Tyler Durden, just approach near to a girl or group of girls in public and just stand around them. Do not worry about saying anything, just stand there - if you or they start laughing, then cool. Employing this style as minimum approach strategy.

Do you not think that these are your problems? They are both simply ways out, excuses, reasons not to do what little tasks you have set yourself that dont quite lead to you reprimanding yourself.

The "was it a 2 second or 30 second target" debate was ridiculous. If you had that much trouble deciding which one she counted as, she was clearly not close enough to your 30 second rule. You just employed that as an excuse. Anyway, the 30 second rule is foolish anyway. If she is with someone else, either leave it (if she looks like she is with a boyfriend) or approach within 3 seconds. If you dont, the approach anxiety will be worse as there are more of them!

Secondly, the whole Tyler Durden thing. Again, this is more or less an excuse. You are now using going and standing next to girls as an approach? Any jackass can do that. Get some balls and stick to your approach plan.

 

[Luke Skywalker]

Are you saying I"m in violation of my own approach rules/laws and should thus sentence myself to go on a mall that's at least 25 minutes away from here and approach 10 hot-babes? or not?

 

[Call_Me_Daddy]

Are you saying I"m in violation of my own approach rules/laws and should thus sentence myself to go on a mall that's at least 25 minutes away from here and approach 10 hot-babes? or not?

You should really think about teaching math. Really.

You still won't get laid, but at least you'll make good money as a teacher. You got a mind for numbers. Look it, everything you say has some sort of numerical value:

2 second approach law
10 babes
25 min
babe rating scale
etc.

You're an over analyzer. Even though you do realize that human behaviour and people in real life do not have a definite absolute value that can be measured. Right?

You got analysis paralysis. Might as well use it to your advantage. Make some money at least. Teach math. Think about it. Its good money.

 

[Luke Skywalker]

Hey, isn't this the same guy that says ignore Luke Skywalker he's a troll? (Call_Me_Daddy)

Every positive effort that's being posted or written about on here is being mocked by Call_Me_Daddy - does he have any constructive contributions to add - no - so what is his purpose - simply to mock my threads and act like a troll.

So, who is really the troll here. That's right - it's Call_Me_Daddy.

Look how he contributes to this thread:
- posts links to porn which other posters have claimed are gay links.
- starts making a mockery of this post by trying to impose his own view.

Geeze. Who said I'm approaching women to get laid? Maybe I'm just approaching because it feels good and I'm conquering my own fears, and that's and end in itself. I already know that I ain't going to get laid by whom I'm approaching since I dont have enough game and confidence to pull it through - but learning to handle rejection and not caring about approach is the goal here.

 

[Call_Me_Daddy]

so what is his purpose - simply to mock my threads and act like a troll.

Not true. I try to give you some advice here and there. But mosty I mock you.

Come on! Who wouldn't? You're 32 years old and you're a virgin. Didn't even have a girfriend or anything. Its just like that movie: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0405422/

The real question here is: Who wouldn't mock you?

Hey Luke found you a mate: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/femail/article.html?in_article_id=446020&in_page_id=1879

 

[Call_Me_Daddy]

but learning to handle rejection and not caring about approach is the goal here.

You obviously care enough to set up rules and regulations.

 

[Luke Skywalker]

Not true. I try to give you some advice here and there. But mosty I mock you.

Come on! Who wouldn't? You're 32 years old and you're a virgin. Didn't even have a girfriend or anything. Its just like that movie: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0405422/

The real question here is: Who wouldn't mock you?

Hey Luke found you a mate: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/femail/article.html?in_article_id=446020&in_page_id=1879

It seems that out of most posters responding to this thread or other treads are either not replying, or they are posting a constructive comment or remark.

The real issue is there is only one person who is consistently mocking and harassing my threads for attention on here and that's you because obviously you must have less of a life than I do to be picking on my threads.

It seems that you have no life, enjoy trying to bring attention to both yourself and to me. Weren't you the chap that said 'ignore Luke Skywalker he's a troll'. It seems you dont practise what you preach at all - so I guess that thread too was an attention grabber for you. It's all about you Call_Me_Daddy - and all you want is attention - you are sosuave's biggest troll.

 

[Luke Skywalker]

You obviously care enough to set up rules and regulations.

What's that supposed to mean? It's like Affirmative action.

 

[Luke Skywalker]

Oh, and another thing, it seems that I do have a gf. I got french kissed last weekend and updated my kiss thread, and she's a virgin too, so we are both virgins.

The yongest girl I meet of the internet that seemed into me initially was 18 y/o. This one now is 22 y/o. I enjoyed touching her smooth Black skin with my hands while cuddling to watch a movie, and her tongue in my mouth afterwards.

I have no plans to lose my virginity at this time and think that I have exercised choice in the face of opportunity to lose it not to do it due to parental influences and my own religious convictions, not due to blatant lack of opportunity. I'm also stopping masturbating (successful, last time was around April 13, 2007 and haven't done that since).

You see, Call_Me_Daddy, I"m doing something with my life. I'm successful in my business and making deals and trying new ways to make more deals in an almost continual basis. You can continue to mock as far as I care because as far as I'm concerned your are jealous with my intellecutal liberties on here.

 

[Call_Me_Daddy]

You can continue to mock as far as I care because as far as I'm concerned your are jealous with my intellecutal liberties on here.

Trust me. You have nothing I would be jealous of. Its your ego talking. You think that I mock you because I am jealous, and it feels good to think you have that kind of attention. To feel that people envy you. That you are somehow special and unique and you possess something I lack.

But you don't. In fact, the reason I mock you is because you possess nothing of significance at all. Nothing special and nothing unique. Its entertainment for me. I like mocking you because I enjoy making fun of you. Jut like ripping on friends when they do some stupid sh*t. It gives me a laugh. Entertainment Luke.

You're a real character you know that?

You're so crazy Luke. Here's to being the funniest and most clueless dude on the site;



You earned it.

 

[Luke Skywalker]

Saw a group of hot Indian looking girls around the library and just digged their costumes and caramel skin, but they didn't give me a second look. I gave myself up to 30 seconds to oogle, since it's a group dynamic situation and I didn't know how to approach.

Thinking of upgrading the 'minimum required approach' to a group ice-breaker.
"Hey, ladies -- <if ackward pause> -- are you all related <or some other innocious comment - or comment on the clothes, whatever.....> and walk.

From now on, group oogling requires this minimal approach, if oogling exceeds 2 - 3 seconds.

 

[muscleman]

Oh daddy you just fvcked it all up. The first few posts were great. Trolling a troll. Fvckin brilliant. Then you had to get all serious.

 

[DonJoseCantosie]

As men, we are suppose to look at a woman lustfully...nothing wrong with it...as long as u don't stare at her for 20 minutes straight...women want us to look at them lustfully...thats the point of them exposing their chest, wearing tight jeans, etc...to get us to look...any other reason is BS.

So Luke, do urself a favor and look lustfully at a woman to ur true heart's content, just make sure u approach the girl tho.