Let's get superficial (shallow), what can't you stand about a woman?

[TurboLover]

Women who carry mace.

 

[Climax]

fsck'em all!

women.

 

[Dimebag_Darrell]

I can't stand a woman's ignorance

 

[JohnJones]

Girls who wear thongs but don't know that they have a@@ hair that pokes out. If you're going to wear a thong, you must shave or something if necessary

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Originally posted by JohnJones
Girls who wear thongs but don't know that they have a@@ hair that pokes out.

Now that's nasty...:moon:

I know that a thong doesn't give a woman much material to cover things like that but come on, you've gotta wonder why her @ss hair is THAT long....

Just say "NO" to Wookies in thongs...

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Bump

 

[So Many Ways]

Hilarious thread

Major turnoffs/deal breakers:

1. Tattoos/body piercings, especially the broads that get someones name tattooed on their body and titty tattoos, disgusting. This is my number 1 turnoff.

2. Fat, for obvious reasons. If I see a fat chick naked, it's just...ugh

3. Single mothers, i ain't tryin to play daddy to kids that ain't mine, i don't want kids of my own for that matter

4. Overly religious/Christian fundamentalist. I have very strong views on organized religion which I'd rather not get into here.

5. Chicks who make themselves look ugly on purpose. It's hard to explain, but you know the type of broads that wear those thick black plastic glasses or dye their hair some weird color or cut it real short or do some other things to their appearance that just ruins any attractive or feminine appeal they once had. I never really did understand that. I hope I make sense here. It's somewhat related to turnofffnumber 1.

6. Chicks with excessive funk such as bad breath, body odor, just poor hygiene in general.

7. Bad Attitude/No sense of humor. I think that's fairly obvious.

Here are other turnoffs that aren't as severe as the 7 mentioned above

Big bolted on tits. There's a silicon epidemic going on in southern california.
Chicks who don't drink, ever.
Vegetarians
Chicks with tons of guy friends
Airheads/space cadets
Clingy/Needy chicks
****teases
Women who have issues with my choice of friends

 

[Abbott]

Re: Hilarious thread

Originally posted by So Many Ways
Major turnoffs/deal breakers:

1. Tattoos/body piercings, especially the broads that get someones name tattooed on their body and titty tattoos, disgusting. This is my number 1 turnoff.

2. Fat, for obvious reasons. If I see a fat chick naked, it's just...ugh

3. Single mothers, i ain't tryin to play daddy to kids that ain't mine, i don't want kids of my own for that matter

4. Overly religious/Christian fundamentalist. I have very strong views on organized religion which I'd rather not get into here.

5. Chicks who make themselves look ugly on purpose. It's hard to explain, but you know the type of broads that wear those thick black plastic glasses or dye their hair some weird color or cut it real short or do some other things to their appearance that just ruins any attractive or feminine appeal they once had. I never really did understand that. I hope I make sense here. It's somewhat related to turnofffnumber 1.

6. Chicks with excessive funk such as bad breath, body odor, just poor hygiene in general.

7. Bad Attitude/No sense of humor. I think that's fairly obvious.

Here are other turnoffs that aren't as severe as the 7 mentioned above

Big bolted on tits. There's a silicon epidemic going on in southern california.
Chicks who don't drink, ever.
Vegetarians
Chicks with tons of guy friends
Airheads/space cadets
Clingy/Needy chicks
****teases
Women who have issues with my choice of friends

I can understand many of the things you said up there, but what's so bad about vegetarians?

You're the only person I know of who's said that, so I just had to ask.


Ben

 

[So Many Ways]

Re: Re: Hilarious thread

Originally posted by Abbott
I can understand many of the things you said up there, but what's so bad about vegetarians?

You're the only person I know of who's said that, so I just had to ask.


Ben

Well, it's matter of being into the same things. I once dated a woman who didn't drink, ever and was a vegetarian at the same time. After that experience, I told myself never again. She was cool and all, but it was quickly becoming an issue.

 

[Disconnect]

Excessive funk? haha!

Here's mine:

1. Dumb bytches. This is a huge one. Some peeps and I were talking about the war in Iraq and this Ricarda comes up to us and inquires..... yes, I'm not shytting ya... "There is a war?" I had an aneurysm right there. Girls who spend more time reading seventeen and cosmo than Time and Science news (or any other intelligent mag) go on my hit list without further ado.

2. An offtake on the above is bimbos. I am often willing to cut a girl some slack and consider the possibility of her being naturally supid (1), but not bimbos. Superficial, often rich, without two braincells to rub together, their shrill voice pierces the hallways after a cheerleading practice. Times like this I wish I had a pipebomb.

3. Wh-res. Often bimbos, they wh-re themselves out to the football team until their tits begin to sag and asses fill with cellulite. Here also belong golddiggers and attention bytches.

4. Fatsos. Enough said.

5. Feminists. Usually fat, ugly, and bitter because they don't get laid.

6. Religious zealots. No sex till marriage? Screw you.

7. Yes, vegetarians.

8. Gothics.

9. Bikers/rockers/rednecks/mechanics. I don't mind a bit of a tomboy at times, but if a girl wants a chance, she better keep this "born to ride" shìt where it belongs - 1970. Same goes for hippies and farm girls.

10. Druggies/smokers/chewers. Drinking is fine in none to moderate amounts.

11. Any sort of poor hygiene.

12. Skin tone. Some look good pale, others should tan.

13. Too serious.

14. Can't keep a convo going.

15. Preppies (see 1 and 2). Rich, snobby, stuck-up, centered on fashion and trends. Once highschool is over, their shyt is ruined cause it's time to enter big life, and being 'fashionable' is not as important as getting right answers.

 

[Brak86]

1. Smelly girls (totally nasty, worst thing that a girl can do to herself. A stanky ***** is better off as a dead *****)

2. Fat girls who show off their "bods" (this is disgraceful, i dont mind fat girls who intend to get skinnier but the ones who actually think they are hot really make me barf up my intestines

3. Hairy chicks ( i only like hair on the head and some on the poontang)

4. Girls who openly fart and burp (enough said).

5. Smoking (i once made out with a girl who just smoked, i felt like i was sucking on charcoal).

6. Cold-hearted *****es (if guys have enough balls to talk to a girl, she should atleast reject him nicely for his brave effort).

7. Girls who like skinny,twiggy skater punks (i know its a preference, but WHY them? they are girlier than the girl).

 

[McKindley]

Girls who have will sex with everyone EXCEPT FOR ME (not that I want to bang skanks, but I'd like to at least have the OPTION).

 

[MetalFortress]

My list:

wh()res
Flakes
not Christian
bad teeth
disproportionate body
obese
overly thin
anorexic or bulimic
acts unemotional/doesn't laugh or cry
unaffectionate
facial hair
body hair
short unfeminine hair (very few girls can pull off short hair in a good way. emo girls do not count. they look butch.)
too much eyeshadow (they look like Marilyn Manson
too much makeup in general
doesn't take care of her body
bad hygiene/smells/is dirty
dominant/likes submissive guys
feminist in any way, shape or form
Democrat or other liberal
Bush hater
smokes cigarettes or weed
does drugs
likes to get drunk
Catholic
bad hair dye job
hates country or metal
is a big gossiper
not girly
unfeminine/is masculine
hates sports
one of those communist corporation-haters
thinks that rich people are the devil
can't talk cars worth a crap
doesn't like kids
doesn't enjoy housework
oversized girls in undersized clothing
saggy skin
vegetarian or vegan
doesn't talk much
not clingy at all, even just a little
no boobs
the word "laugh" isn't in her dictionary
anti-war protestor
pro-abortion
pro-gun control
swears too much
stops paying attention to you when her friends are around
socialist
controlling/not submissive
doesn't know how to be seductive
doesn't act vulnerable
no hint of scandalousness at all
no butt

 

[ak5]

FemiNAZIS

end of story.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Bump.

I have to add fat chicks that think they are God's gift just because they are easy. Just plain nasty...

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

BUMP (I'm bored).

 

[jiza101]

1) Ugly chicks (won't touch them)
2) Fat chicks (^^^)
3) Pale white chicks who arnt hot (^^^)
4) ANY hair on there body except ON TOP of head, eyebrows, and a SMALL clean bush is ok.
5) Women who think they are top sh!t
6) Women who have no sense of humour
7) Feminists
8) Women who can't hold an intelligent conversation !!
9) Women who are always on the phone
10) Women who ***** about men, yet **** them every night
11) Women who complain A LOT
12) Women with fat asses!
13) Cellulite
14) monobrows ! (goes into ugly)
15) Women who won't pay half, let alone OFFER to pay
16) Women with ugly names (martha, grettel etc)
17) Women who make a big deal about circumsized guys :crackup:
18) Women who wear to much MAKEUP AHH!
19) GOTHS WHO THINK THEY ARE DIFFERENT !!!

Thats it i think

 

[StrangeButTrue]

In no particular order

-Women who think they deserve better than everyone else
-Hairy sideburns/arms
-Not at the least trimmed downstairs
-Attention *****
-Inconsistent
-Prude
-Talk too damn much about stupid ****
-Whiners
-Liars
-Poor hygiene. Can't stress that one enough. Though I'd think that's not just me that hates this.
-Vegetarians (mostly for their (usually) self-righteous attitude)
-Wide hips, no ass
-Flabby arms
-Beer belly

 

[HateOnMe]

bitc hy ugly women, god those are the worst. Or getting and attitude for no damn reason.

 

[Amalthea]

Originally posted by Francisco d'Anconia
Understand that I'm in Minnesota and:

1. Overly soft, shapely and feminine here look like the Michelin Man and are known in other states as "Snow Cows."
2. Dating overly emotional and sentimental women takes a lot of work bolstering her self esteem.
3. Overly submissive women tend to get boring possibly causing guys to stray. That submissivness is known as "Minnesota Nice" around here but it's just a lame front for passive agression.
4. Over complimentary women don't seem sincere, plus in the back of your mind you wonder if she just wants something.
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   Bravo!
   
   Especially the comment about "Minnesota Nice" - I lived in Mpls. for 5 years