Here's a few things that I can't stand.
1) An ugly chick or a fat chick that honestly believes that she is hot and that every guy wants her!
- And I know you know what I'm talking about. Just about everyone has clicked on "Sexychick69"'s profile on some dating service only to find the most hideous chick ever to grace (or disgrace, rather) this planet.
2) Women who tell you EVERYTHING about their sexual past.
- Okay, at first, I don't mind. It's cool that she trusts me enough to tell me these things. But then there's the ones who go too far. The ones that tell you about the orgys they were part of. The ones that LIST every guy they've ever slept with. Especially when they say "Do you know so and so?" "I'm actually pretty good friends with him" "Oh. Well, I f*cked him in the bathroom stall of a place where you just happen to visit everyday". GOOD FOR YOU, now get out of my house.
3) Compulsive liars. AKA my ex-girlfriend.
4) Gothic chicks or any other chick that comes off as constantly depressed. Or chicks that seem to have a hatred towards humanity.
5) Hairy chicks. I didn't think they exist, but they do. I was making out with this girl and I started kissing the back of her neck only to find out that her back was hairier than a biker dude I once knew. That make-out session didn't last long.
This includes the ones who seem to have a mustach coming in.
6) Women who try to eat your face when they kiss you.
7) Bad breath/bad teeth.
8) Too obsessed with celebrities.
9) Tom boys/masculine women
10) No sense of humor/old school sense of humor/over used joke sense of humor/lame sense of humor
11) Granny Arms
12) Annoying laugh/A laugh so loud the whole room turns to look
13) Saggy tits.
14) Women who cheat on men and then get all emotional and try to get sympathy from everyone when the man cheats on her.
15) Women who come on this website and post (sweetdrms1981)
Yeah, I could go on but I don't feel like writing a book right now.