Jack Wealthy's Journal of Beasting

[Jack Wealthy]

Thanks Ryan, forgot to comment ont that. I love that other people read this and like it also. Otherwise I'd be pretty narcisistic.

I'm up to six on that challenge. I have a bone to pick with it: I'm at a stage where approaching isn't automatic yet I don't feel fear as such, just doubt. Because of that it takes the decision for me to approach. Having get a name instead of go for funsex in my head screws me up because I look for easy opportunities to get a name; not hot girls. But yeah, I doubt most people would have this problem and overall the challenge is good.

Approach 2,3,6: girls at work I don't know.
4: elderly woman at bank.
5:can't remember, definately did it. I think she was my age.

I missed a good opportunity because my balls were in a bunch. Ftfo. She did a double take and gave that slightly scared look chicks give when they're turned on but also fearful you'll steal their purse. I looked angry. I should have said ''Spider.''

So, yuh. Had some funny interactions. Can't remember them much.

Talked about the nature of pedophilia at work. Aka, why a 21 is dating a 15 y/o and is it wrong? I said yes, loudly, obnoxiously and on top of all other voiced opinions. Even though they agreed with me as a rule.

8 hours today, 4 tomorrow.

Also, vm's bootcamp mission came up on Tuesday for me. Either that or way late monday. Was that for everyone?

Yeah, seeya's. O ****, nearly forget, my mission plan that I have in my head. It. ****ing. Beast. Forsooth.

 

[Amo]

Having get a name instead of go for funsex in my head screws me up because I look for easy opportunities to get a name; not hot girls.

I didn't even consider that loophole. I've just been talking to chicks in my age range - mostly women whom I find attractive and/or cool.

8 hours today, 4 tomorrow.

O ****, nearly forget, my mission plan that I have in my head. It. ****ing. Beast. Forsooth.

I didn't understand these bits. Explain?

 

[Jack Wealthy]

First ones work hours.

Second one is ye olde for: a possiblity I have recently come up with for the bootcamp may be a very good challenge for my week. I will continue thinking and flowing though.

 

[Amo]

Ah aight. I haven't even thought about mine. I'm too busy keeping up with it. :$

 

[Jack Wealthy]

Going to city tomorrow. Going to get up before 5, stumble to a car, stumble through the McDonalds drive through and order something great.

Haven't even started that challenge. I've felt great, but I've been as busy as a bee.

 

[Amo]

Going to city tomorrow. Going to get up before 5, stumble to the kitchen, stumble through the fridge and cook something great.

I fixed it!

 

[NorwegianDJ]

Hell, why even leave the kitchen?

Im gonna have a kitchen party sometime!

 

[Nino-Tk]

Excuse the briefness of this tip, I am typing this on my phone. I have been working on getting my approach automatic, trust me Jay, you can build it up quickly, I have approached alot this week...approached 3 today, all you gotta do is eliminate thinking and get moving! Shoot first, ask questions later.

 

[Jack Wealthy]

Excuse the briefness of this tip, I am typing this on my phone. I have been working on getting my approach automatic, trust me Jay, you can build it up quickly, I have approached alot this week...approached 3 today, all you gotta do is eliminate thinking and get moving! Shoot first, ask questions later.

Love that advice man. Thanks

Hell, why even leave the kitchen?

Im gonna have a kitchen party sometime!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_LIai0MAbE
**** that ****, have a house party, with all nine rooms of your house a different themed kitchen bought from Ikea.


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Yoyoyo waddup my homies? So, back in the city. Probably get invited out tonight. If I do I'll go. New rule: ALWAYS GO OUT, EVERY OPPORTUNITY.

So. That's about it. Had a swank dinner last night. Wore my watch. Have an ADHD appointment in at least two weeks or so.

Google Jessica Lee Rose.


Oh right, I could have approached but I was out with my grandma. I still could have, I should have just pretended I knew the girl.

Want porn.

 

[NorwegianDJ]

Must do if affordable.

Get real life porn.

 

[Jack Wealthy]

Monday
First day back at school today.


HYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Got bus late, hottie sat next to me. I just did it. Started talking about stuff, relaxed, talked about school and teased abit. So natural. I teased her because she was from Slovenia and I had to explain our school system. She had such nice pouty lips. People who have my fb, she looked like Ashleigh. Should have got number.

Another girl at train station, beautiful. Again, same things except I told her I was a teacher and she should be inspired. She said she was, I talked some more.

One more on train, turned out to be not that hot and a single mum.

Asked two older women for directions.

Saw some hottie at a crosswalk, I entertained the **** out of my self. Said hi, asked her what she was up to. Turned out she'd been to a job interview at a law firm. I said "Sooooo. What's your number?" and grinned, she told me she had a boyfriend so I said "Want another one?" then grinned. She laughed and said no, I said nice meeting you and strolled off.

Now the good part, school. I rock up way late and decide to talk to everyone. Two teachers stop talking and comment on my good mood. I say hi in passing, use their name if I know it, etc. Then I walk past some year 10's I know (my first day of yr12 btw) and point at their pizza, saying "What's that?" they ask me where a microwave is, I point down the hall. Out of nowhere a new one pops up and asks me to show her, smiles at me, picks up the pizza and starts walking towards it. I KNOW IT IS ON.

Then my old math teacher runts intro. ****. Cool guy, makes **** awkward/funny.

Him: Mr.(lastname), what are you doing right now?
Girls: He's just helping us find a microwave.
Him: No he isn't, what class should you be in?
Girls: Could he-
Him: Which direction are you going in (to the new girl)
NG: That way (points towards microwave)
Him: Which direction are you supposed to be going in Mr. (YOU'LL NEVER KNOW)?
Me: That way (same direction)
Him: And why is that Mr.(Unless you have my facebook)?
Me: Toilet.
Him: Go to class Jaedon.

I chatted to him a bit then left. SUCH AN OBVIOUS SET UP FOR US TO GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER **** TODAY WAS AWESOME LIKE THAT I WANT HER SHE'S SO INTO ME.

Then I had PE Studies, had to do a running test. Talked a bit, made fun of this girl because she looks like her sister and told her she broke up with my mate because he made that mistake. Then said since she was a year nine now, it was all good.

Human Bio. All my friends took back row and I was left a seat next to this chick, we're acquaintances. I teased her a lot, got sexual (she has an anklet. hot) so I drew a picture of me in speedos on her work. I added a ****tonne of hair because I have hairy backs-of-my-legs.

Math, sat next to these cool kids and made jokes all lesson. No idea whats up with maths. Chatted to a chick a bit, girl I usually chat to ignored me. The virgin from previous posts.

Psych. Virgin was in this class, she laughed at my jokes. by the way, I make a lot that people don't laugh at. I find that nearly as funny as my jokes.

English. Ended up getting a different teacher to what my timetable said, she wasn't as cool as the other one. He really likes me and spends extra effort with me. So did last years teacher. I love both. Virgin and her friend invited me to sit with them next lesson, this lesson I came late and had to sit next to hipsters while they discussed different shades of pink for their lad shorts. Gay as hell.

Train and bus back home. Boring-er.

Something I learned again today: Do it before thinking (credit:Nino)
Repetitive jokes aren't as funny as spontaneous of flowing ones.
People love people as a default.

 

[Amo]

Why do you take the train AND the bus and walk to school?

 

[Jack Wealthy]

I go to the only specialist academic school in the state and it's central to the city. Nearly everyone who goes there catches both. This is the most central I've ever lived but because of traffic and lack of walkways it is a 40 minute walk, cbf, anti-social and sweaty.

So, got on my bus this morning and talked to no one. Said hi to the people at my stop as per the uge. Then I saw this beautiful girl. 10 minutes later the bus stopped and I talked to her. Standard **** "Hey, I'm Jaedon." blah blah blah, she wanted to know my last name for some reason and she asked me a lot of questions. I said "I'd like to talk to you later." She asked how we'd do that and I said "Nuuuuummmbbbbber?" In a sly fashion with a grin. She got mine and texted me. I also complimented her on her good looks.

Her text: This is the girl you met a few minutes ago, sorry I was in a major rush. How are you!
Me: Hey great, I just got to school but I still have ten minutes of adventure. When do you get off? (10 minutes later)
H: Damn now that's lucky. I get off at 5.30 What's your name again?
Me: I put it into your phone...
H: Actually my phone sucks major balls and I didn't even save your number, i had to remove two extra digitz aswell. you're saved under "bus boy" for now he he.
Me: A bus boy is a waiter. I'm offended.
H: Well until you tell me your name you are hereby my waiter.
Me: Sexy waiter?
H: Sexy nameless waiter who is distracting me from work. Rude. (10 minutes later)
Me: I'm a butler. My name shall be Mr.(nyahnyahnyah). What do you work as?
H: Nice to make your acquaintance Mr.(CUCKAW). I'm what's known as an office ***** who is finally on her lunch break how's life at school/being my new butler treating you? (2 or so hours later)
Me: I'll butle when you buy me a uniform. How are you going to pay me? (same amount of time, when I got off school)
H: Damn I better find you a kootah uniform then. How would you like to be paid?(same amount of time, when she got off work)
Me: Kootah? Damn, I just had the best nap. I love being old.(hour and a half later, I dozed off reading)
H: Yes, kootah. Naps are nice. Especially afternoon power naps. Add me on facebook old man.
Me: Your number refuses to accept your name. Also, you have to earn a friend request from me

She just replied to that but cbf.

So. The rest of today. Chatted to a bunch of year tens all throughout the day, was flirty as ****. I walked in front of two random ones with my arm around a close mate and they asked to group hug us. I'm 6'2 and he's 6'4, they were up to out lower chests and it was funny. They commented on that.

Hmmm... I teased this chick a lot in human bio. She's going to ball with my friend. We were joking around and one of the coolest kids in my year- really friendly, social and relaxed and a bit funny, not sexy/offensive like mwah- said "fit this in your mouth." it was a larger beaker she was leaning really close to. She said "I can't fit that in my mouth-" and went to continue on, she does that. I cut in with "Then why are you going to the ball with (my mate)?" And shook my head. She gesticulated wildly like she was going to hit me. In good humour.

To go into my schools gym, you have to have a change of shirt. I didn't have one but I wanted to chill with my friends, so I went into the lost property basket. In my logic I figured chick sweat>dude liquid so I put on the only obvious chick shirt, from Supre, inside out. It was so tight it got down to the middle of my shoulders and left my snail trail wild and free.

this girl who used to have a crush on me was talking on the phone, I slid my hand in between her face and the phone. No matter how I approach, she seems to just respond to confidence. If I say smart **** she'll just ignore, but something ****y/awkward that most people wouldn't say/do works very well.

Talked to some girl at the train station, she wouldn't tell me her name. Alright though, she was a year eight. It could have been creepy.

Hilariously entertaining day (Y)

 

[Jack Wealthy]

Before I forget, this is important as:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTMySlkCcL0
Pull a random face you're good at when you're talking to a girl. Sometimes I intro like this "Hey, have you seen my sexy face? No, well here, it's sexy as..."

EDIT:
HAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHHAAAAAH UH UH

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLi1yWasNrU

FUUUU YUUUUH my first date off day gam discounting social circle. That chick from above, 'laborate in the morrow fine gents.

 

[Jack Wealthy]

Hey GUISE (sexyface)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvuyYj5ROmk

Yoooooooo how we hangin'? so uhh, did two approaches today. One didn't qualify for the challenge because even though I touched her lots I didn't say anything vaguely sexual. One I had both, went for number; no dice.

Just cleaning up my room a bit. Why?

brb

Back.

So why you may ask? Girl from above, Bianca, is coming over mine Friday/Saturday. Why you may ask? To give me head. Why you may ask? Because I told her my name. Now THAT is game boys.

I'm going to sleep with her- amazing body- and then ask her to my ball.

Messages:
Her:Well Mr.name, considering I didn't break the pinkypromise to text you this morning I've so earned it.
Me: Oh, so you wouldn't have texted me otherwise. Lame. I'm offended. I thought you were cool like that
Her: Damn, caught out. You're sure lucky you managed to get me to make a promise like that, I don't know how you did it. I usually ignore such things. He he.
Me: It's because I'm man pretty. So, what are you up to this weekend?
Her: Haha oh really now. Well i'm woman pretty and I'm seeing you this weekend.
Me: Alright you free saturday around 11?
Her: That depends, if you tell me your real name then I should be
Me: Hmm, that's a hard question... What'd your full name?
Her: Hey now, until I know yours I shall be known as B.

Me: Woah woah, I remember your name though.
Her: Damn. Okay busboy, what will it take to reveal your name.
Me: Sexual favors.
Her: No gobbs until name bus boy.
Me: Hmmm... Fair deal. My names really long though, I don't wanna type it.
Her: Type it, I dare you.
Me: Maybe not worth effort. Make me want to.
Her: Haha oh man. How about this. I'll make an effort for you once I know who you are.

Me: Okay. I will. Describe the effort first :0
Her:Find that out for yourself Saturday busboy. That is, if I know your name.
Me: Pooooorr effort It starts with a J, I'll give you a letter for every time you turn me on from now til then.
Her:Sneaky. What happens if I guess your name.
Me: You owe me 5 ;.)
Her: Haha aw damn. Tell me your name now, i'll pay the debt later ;.)
Me: Woah woah, no iou's, I'm a classy establishment. Y'know, unless they're worth it...
Her:My busboy is classy hey, well then, i guess i've found the right one. Oh, and they're always worth it. He he.
Me: I hope so, Ii'm not easy to please ;.) whats your favourite thing, sexually?
Her:Oh really now. We'll see about that ;.) Handsdown favourite thing, girl on girl. And yours busboy?
Me: Wish my phonedidn't start during math. Now I'm distracted as. I like girl/girl/guy.
Her:Still waiting on that friend request loser. And yeah. That's a good combo.
Me:Not really, pretty sure I broke a desk. When I get home. I don't get what my not really is referring to, I sent that during second period and she replied in 7 so that's more than 3 hours later.
Her: How did you manage that. And i'll be expecting one when I get home. :.)
Me: Massive hard on. Don't worry, I'll give it to you.
Her:Your poor desk. And yes, I am the best at replying. (7 hours later)
Me: Your ****. (2 hours)
Her:You're lame. How long are you even in Perth for. (8 hours, I had just got on the bus)
Me: The rest of this year. Wear something sexy and meet me after work tomorrow. (4 hours later)
Her:Hey now. I always wear something sexy Mr.(). (4 hours later)
Me: That is true. And you know my name now, so meet up with me at six, my at my stop. (typed while chillbanging about 30 minutes later)
Her: We'll see. I might be meeting up with another J at another stop. He he.
Mer: Is he classier than a butler who wears nothing but a bowtie?

Woah, done. Ugh. Gotta work on making her wait and being even more sexual. But overall, good. In real life I saw her yesterday morning and we chatted. I just stood over/sat really close to her and talked normal. Hugged.

Now for the rest of real life: I've flirted with countless girls. Not really, I just haven't counted. I opened a bunch of sets but only did two approachs the last two days, both today, one was solid but I got rejected. I was walking past her so I jumped in front of her, she got startled and I apologized and said "you are really cute. I'm Jaedon." (long soft handshake) *chitchat* (girl start to walk away) "Hey, I want to talk to you again some time. So can I have your number?" She said no but I made her day. she wasn't actually that hot I just went for it.

Cute girl with big boobs on my bus, sits right near me and looks when she thinks I won't notice. Opened me today. She's obviously younger though and is with her little brother.

At school, I got in this morning and saw a girl who used to have a crush on me. We said hi and she went to walk away, I raised my voice and said hey. She turned around and I put my arms up and did the come here for a hug gesture, she did and as she did I pulled the sexy face. We hugged and I said "Sexy huh." She agreed.

Yesterday a girl I used to crush on majorly, HBHot (that hot) saw me in that flesh coloured chick-shirt I mentioned. She laughed a bit. I said hey fair loud, she started to walk past then hugged my and her friend next to me. I said "Oh, oh, well **** you too then." And flipped her and her friend off. They started laughing. **** I'm dominant. All my mates started cheering and saying funny ****. I saw HbHot again today across the street, I shouted Hey really loud- I love my voice, so manly- she turned smiled and waved so I shouted "What's crackalackin'?" She laughed.

The chick who wants me to ask her to ball has apparently had a crush on me since year nine- I'm guessing health camp when she had to right a list of my good traits. She started crying as she read it out which was flattering, more so than her stating "When I started this list I didn't like anything about you because you were ****y, but now I know you're so much more..." She thought I was crying because I had hayfever and now she things I've got a deep sensitive side she brings out. Despite contrary evidence.

Year 10 Microwave Girl walked past me today. I said "Hey... Still wanna know where that microwave is?.." She smiled and said later, walked off. All the guys behind me started laughing. Apparently I'm a bit of a seed.

There is this new kid at my school also ion year 10, Vacher. He is a minor television celebrity and a major douche. He's tried to start two fights to prove himself. Apparently he's got hookup skillz tho, believable because he is wild confident. Besides me I can't think of anyone with more rep.

Also, I've been playing tiddly-dee. You walk up behind someone and tickle their ass while singing "tiddly-dee" simple game, complex choices.

PS: I'm saving myself for her. I'm going to erupt JJjuice. Taking Cialis too, this will be great.

 

[LearningSlowly]

Also, I've been playing tiddly-dee. You walk up behind someone and tickle their ass while singing "tiddly-dee" simple game, complex choices.

How are you this ****ing hot?? Everything you do oozes sexy.

Is there a particular tune for tiddly-dee? I will introduce this game to my life. Guys are occasional victims too, I assume.

Great texting. She was crazy interested right off the bat, but you kept it up beautifully. This post made my day.

 

[Jack Wealthy]

Never done it to a girl before. Hmmmm, maybe I should.... Nope, just the natural one.

Yeah, she was checking me out as soon as I went up to her she was up for it. I only had to escalate it she even invited me out. She shall be B.

I caught the bus this morning and she was on it. I touched her a little and talked normally, looked into her eyes. She holds eye contact for all of 0.4 seconds. Then when we were walking together, she had to walk to another bus while I went to the train so we were going to part ways. I grabbed her, grinned and said "Be late for work." She smiled hugged me and didn't resist. Then she said she already was and hugged me again. She left and I shouted at her to text me during her lunch break, she did I should reply.

I replied. Told her to come over tomorrow at 11 because I'm going to my friends tonight, it was sketchy whether she could come besides. Anyway, thanks Josh

Today, said hey to Microwave Girl, say that ****y kid. He tried to stare me down with intense psycho eyes, I went upstairs.

Got an extension until Wednesday for my ball notes so I'll ask Bianca tomorrow.

Stole a syringe from Human Bio because IT CAN PRESSURISE AIR and shoot water really far. You can SEE the AIR coming out.

I made some good comments today: (Me playing with girls hair) "your hair is so soft. Mind if I grab a handful and mb with it?"
"Why should girls masturbate with these two fingers? Because they're mine."

In English we talked about gender vs. sex and I argued that gender isn't entirely made up, sex is submissive for women because they relax and take something into them. Quote "... They're barely even involved." The teacher said that was perception, if you termed it as something being grabbed/embraced... I said men are stronger so we termed it, she agreed but said if women were stronger and thus it is imposed. I said "But... It's thrusting... A thrust is the manliest thing ever." She laughed and said that was the point.

Edit: Something else funny today: We were talking about this chick who's kinda a slut. She isn't really but she dresses that way. cool girl. Anyway, we were talking about STD's and I asked her what she had, my friend said she had three STD's. She said she only had two. I said she had Syphilis and gave my friend crazy **** (then did actions) and HIV. Then I said "I have VIH, we should have sex. Because then it will cancel out and you'll be cured." Then elaborated on that. she got really embarrassed and awkward, laughed hard. She was indifferent to me but because of my confidence and sexuality I can see her being up for fun. I did this during the school photos, same time as the above two comments.

Also, I started saying "HERRO!" Really loud at strangers. Or "Maaaannny HERRO!"

Dayover.

 

[Jack Wealthy]

Waddup?

Hello.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmukW1sNlIk
From the top.

Today I did no approaches until my train. The I got on and said "Hey, you're very attractive." Chick said thanks. We talked normally. I made several sexual remarks- actually, I did one waiting for my bus as well. That chick was obviously down but just cute in a business woman kinda way. Anyway, one example I used in both was "So, what do you think of my short shorts?" I got outrageous amounts of laughter from the train girl. Then when I'm leaving I asked for her number, she pulled out ye olde boyfriend and I responded with my default "Want another one?" She said one was quite enough and I said she was boring.

Literally the whole carriage has dropped dead silent, because even though she was talking quiet at first I talked really loud and she brought her volume up. People were shushing other people to listen. Awesomeness.

Anyway, turns out a fair few chicks from my school were on that train. As soon as I got out two girls said "WHAT THE FCUK????" and burst out laughing with me. We discussed it until I tried to change the stalling topic and one of them said "No. I'm not talking to you. YOU'RE SO EMBARRASSING!" She was laughing but.

So then I fell back and started talking to this guy in my year. Got bored so I asked this chick with a pokemkon bag to sing me the them song. she was obviously well into it so I touched her a bit and the guy walked off. we talked about Dragon Ball Z, how hot I am... the usual.

Anyway, she's into me. So yeah. Maybe. I talk loud.

Walking to form and I'm thirsty. Randomly stop and ask some girls for a drink bottle. I warn them I will probably randomly start laughing and spray water everywhere. They accede and move back. I do. Hit some kid in their year, he's cool but. I then scream out "SHARON" until she turns around. Then I turn around like she's looking behind me. Then I resume.

Next I had sport, boring, Human Bio... funny as. My favourite: "Hey Sharon. Sharon. Why did you ignore me this morning?" she said she didn't. She did. "Oh. Cos I just wanted to tell you, there are 206 bones in your body and I can add another if you'd like." the others were all spur of the moment **** so they're not funny unless you know my school. Teacher jokes and the like. Also, I sung off-key Scribe: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUgsupXhnPM

I described Fag-Tag to a bunch of guys. It sounds gay but really it's not, it's kinda like laser tag. Basically you get a bunch of guys together and all go into a densely populate area, then you all wank on each other. When you hit someone you shout "FAG TAG!" and when you get hit you have to sing "Nothing tastes better, than a gay surprise." I also explained that girls can't play because that would be gay and you can practice getting hit at red-light movie theatres. Fun times.

Math this guy has a hot sister so I described sex between us. for about 40 minutes. Actual length shown. Then I tease this other kid behind me and the girl next to him cracks up, same chick from above who I said had a beard. Last week Monday I believe. Indeed. towards the end of the lesson I've made the whole class crack up twice when some chick turns around, looks in my general direction for a split second and shouts at me to shut up. I didn't.

After school I chatted to some chicks I already knew but never talked to. Neither hot but one is short with big boobs. REAL. I touched them when she slapped my arm, I pushed her. Also, she slapped at my waist but touched my balls so I screamed "(name) WHY DID YOU TOUCH MY TESTICLES? (NAME) WHY DID YOU TOUCH MY NUTS?" She nearly fell over laughing and guys across the road looked back.

Uh, didn't approach on the bus. Chatted to some chick who used to scare me and dislike me, I bagged on her for being my stalker and made fun of a habit we share stating "It's cool when I do it." Also we talked about her room if she got my friends face painted on her roof after I said I was going to do that because he is a stoner and makes me sleepy.

Catchyas.

 

[Jack Wealthy]

Today was arite. I lost my voice, which is this nervous trait I have.

Only really exciting part was I got it back towards the end of the day- for shouting- and did some shouting. I convinced this year 10 chick to come on a walk with me after school. More just told her her to come on an adventure, but whatever. She's really cute, we just talked casually. I pussied out looking for a good moment to kiss her, got her number but. Useless until I kiss her.

Funny... Funny.... Nope, nothing. Oh, I got called down in English today. Everyone got pissed at me. Weird. Who woulda thunk it?

Oh right, that ****y ass from above made eye contact with me today. I have a feeling he must have asked his girl friends about me, because he looked away pretty quick.

Also, I want to pick a girl up. Just randomly run up and lift her.

FU((K YEAH I LIKE THIS CHALLENGE, IMA SCREAM COMPLIMENTS <3

 

[Nino-Tk]

Haha thank you Jack! I felt parts of myself there...Loving women shamelessly and teasing them at the same time, classic! And yeah you are right, repetitive jokes lose their zest but witty humour is just golden. Loving on thee style bro!