Solomon
Master Don Juan
WR: I put on for my Wings, Like Yeezy for his City
Not hijacking the thread, but Jon will be back after a brief intermission, we now go to the state of 10,000 lakes where Solomon resides
Intro:
My buddy Jason called me last week about the lack of women he had in his life. Jason is not part of the community he is natural with AFC tendencies (sort of like Jon when he first started, no disrespect) I had a flashback to February 2008, when he called drunk about not having any women, and summer time rolled around and he had 5 chicks on deck, didn't hear from him. I'm out the loop now, hence this is a wing report. My buddy and I go to this local restaurant where Thursdays ladies night are on point(sometimes, thank God last night was one of those nights) we'll jump into the first set (but first lets make state some goals here)
Objective: Put my buddy in a position to get some hot chicks
Secondary: Have someone buy me a free drink
Freeloaders
I'm not pressed to open up sets, I'm actually just chilling and people watching enjoying the ambiance a bit. It feels weird cause I wanna open sets but I'm watching other people and not forcing it (higher value type state). There two chicks behind me, who I knew from before, they are free loaders who usually try to hit up guys for free drinks. I re-introduce myself they remember me anyway my buddy starts talking, the thing about Jason is this, he can talk his ass off. So I'm talking to this chick and doing this "Kino Secret handshake" what is it? just a made up dap, you know think Will Smith in fresh prince, although I would say it's more like Jay-z/Puff in "Roc Boys". Honestly the chick I'm talking too isn't that cute but she has style (hooptie dooptie earrings) I walk away and just post up like all the other "brothers". I feel kind of lame, I see two brothers next to me, I open them up on some "yo, how yo talk to these females here? I usually go to the city" on some reverse psychology tip. I'm trying to gauge if these cats is cool or egotistical, it works all the time. These brothers is cool plus they all polo'd out (doing the Kanye thing lol), they just like "yo just talk to them" and I'm like "oh word? I'm use to more coffee knamean?" They just crack up. Now there is this hb8.25, I mean she is friggin tall, brown hair, but for a white girl she is packing a nice ass, her friend is hb6, sitting next them are two hb5's. Now I look at the hb8.25, the old Solo would have opened her up easy, but knowing that I'm out the loop I just chill. I then see the two "polo brothers" talking to the hb5's when the hotter chicks are clearly right next to them I'm like WTF? I go back and Jason is still in set, the thing about Jason is, he has stories for days and doesn't get blown out (I have seen him in sets for hours on end, he builds rapport/comfort like a mother) so now Jason is about to buy them some shots, and I'm like "dude you being gamed, this what they do, I thought you ain't got no money" (lol its funny how cats always crying about lack of money but seem to have it, when it comes to women) he is like "I get paid Tomorrow" I try to talk to him out of it, but he ain't budging. I'm like whatever do him.
The Waitress
I just opened up a dude to shoot the sh*t at the time (I go through so many sets, Its hard to remember sometimes events and how they flow, hence I use to bring the cam to remember) he knows the waitress, my bday is last week so the waitress and I are talking about. She is 19, but looks 32 LOL, however for some reason she looks hot in a slutty way. So we are flritting and I do the "Roc boys" thing with her. Jason went outside to smoke, when he came back he was reeking of that "green" the waitress smells it and smiles (I guess she likes to party). There is this big guy who calls himself "Wolf" I think his last name starts with that or some sh*t, and he is bragging about how he is on his 13th drink :crazy: so I'm doing the reverse psychology spiel trying to get a drink of dude, but he is sharp. Ok crap I'm just ranting on lets get too some good sh*t.....
So there is this girl who I met on the field back In October (actually November), I open her up, wrong place, wrong month , but whatever she sorta remembers me, The girls friend is single and hunting lol "oh my gosh I like that guy in the Grey" she is one week single and sh*t. So I'm like "go get him" and Girl number one is like "she can do better" Jason comes out, and he "warm" approaches, Girl number one is like "oh my gosh you are cute" he starts talking to them and I bounce. He numbered closed that one easy
There is this one brother and he is all over one of the Freeloaders (not the one Jason is on) now the freeloader Jason was on, he talks to her on and off but she is a frigging co*kblock, So Jason and that brother got that on lock
Free Drink number 1
This waitress who I know(not the 19 on 32 lol), I basically opened her up saying "hi I'm Tony stark"(this was back in November) reason i do waitress like that meet so many guys/people you have to stand out. She remembers me instantly(nice and this is two months later!!), I go back to my birthday spiel and how no one is buying me a drink(well Jason bought me one but that don't count) and stuff, and she is like "what do you like" i tell her I like "tequila" she is like "hold on" she comes back 5 minutes later with as shot of tequila free of charge :rockon:
The hb8.25
yo, I haven't forgotten the mission. I opened her up saying something about how I like her necklace and where she got it from. She tries to play it off like her necklace is nothing but she is touching it(IOI), anyway its just fluff talk Jason sees her and BOOM "warm" approaches. I once remembered reading how Neil Strauss sucks at approaching but if he sees someone in a set he can take it over by going in "warm". Well that's Jason and he sorta looks like Neil as well except better build and no facial air (bald and all) So now Jason is working the hb8.25 and I'm just talking my sh*t here and there. I tell her its my bday and she needs to stop dancing in where she is at and go to the dancefloor. She replies back saying "I have a boyfriend". I look at her and say "bull****, you are wearing a slevlees top, with a necklace you my dear are single" she then goes on ranting about how she likes to dress nice and la la, I say "I'm going on the dancefloor, see you there" I don't wait and go
(I wonder what jon woulda done)
Happy birthday Solo!
Now mind you my birthday was last week, but I didn't go out and now I'm gong too milk that sh*t for all it's worth. I open this one chick (it's frigging crowded on the way to the dance floor), I reach out but she runs away but something happens, she comes back (sub-communication uber alpha ala Jon :rockon: ) We go to the dance floor start dancing, I tell the DJ it's my birthday she screams it out on the mic and every one is like "happy birthday SOLo!!!". All of a sudden this hb8 blond comes and starts dancing and I'm dancing with the one hb and hbblond on and off. They then move on, and I see two hb's one is a hb7.25 the other is a hb6. I got one chick in front and one in back. I'm just on the dance floor doing my thing and being treated like a slut.
whoops before I forget....
Free drink number two
I open this dude up, I can tell when cats ain't from around the area, he is a sound engineer. His wings name is Ezra, he looks like that one Jewish rapper, anyway the dude raps. I tell him I'm celebrating my bday and he should get me a shot. He is like "if you do Brandy" now the same waitress who came with the tequila came through. we do the shot and chop it up about music
Now back to the dance-floor
I see a bunch of "brothers" including those same guys I opened up they see me dancing with all these chicks, and they just like giving me props. I pull one of the dudes from where he is sitting (wtf? chicks on the dance floor guys on the sideline? lol yeaaah ok) So he starts dancing with the chick and having fun, I'm playing matchmaker, just having fun. I leave the dance floor and re open some previous sets. I see this girl come out the bathroom in this nice green top named Ashely. As soon as I start to yap (talk) Hbfreeloader number one is c*ckblocking me saying "he's got a girlfriend", Ashley is pissed, not at me but at free loader (ROFL) and storms off. I'm not pissed just bemused and :nono: :kick:
However later on Jason and I ran into Ashley and her friend, once again I re open them, once again Jason "warms in" and number closes. Look guys, If you see Jason, he is not a great looking dude, but women find him attractive, I don't know he doesn't dress up or nothing. I think that's why chicks like him, he doesn't try to hard, he is just himself got a nice smile, and he pulls. I know for a fact If Jason did some "DJ" stuff he would be pulling 10's on the regular
In Conclusion
It was a fun night, I have no problem playing wing, There is no pressure, I can go in direct and bullsh*t. There were some other sets, however I don't remember lol, @ The end of the night Jason got 5 numbers and I assisted with three (lol at this guy leeching my sets, its all good). build some deep rapport with the waitress and just had fun. Honestly it's been awhile since I had fun like that
Solo OUT!!
Not hijacking the thread, but Jon will be back after a brief intermission, we now go to the state of 10,000 lakes where Solomon resides
Intro:
My buddy Jason called me last week about the lack of women he had in his life. Jason is not part of the community he is natural with AFC tendencies (sort of like Jon when he first started, no disrespect) I had a flashback to February 2008, when he called drunk about not having any women, and summer time rolled around and he had 5 chicks on deck, didn't hear from him. I'm out the loop now, hence this is a wing report. My buddy and I go to this local restaurant where Thursdays ladies night are on point(sometimes, thank God last night was one of those nights) we'll jump into the first set (but first lets make state some goals here)
Objective: Put my buddy in a position to get some hot chicks
Secondary: Have someone buy me a free drink
Freeloaders
I'm not pressed to open up sets, I'm actually just chilling and people watching enjoying the ambiance a bit. It feels weird cause I wanna open sets but I'm watching other people and not forcing it (higher value type state). There two chicks behind me, who I knew from before, they are free loaders who usually try to hit up guys for free drinks. I re-introduce myself they remember me
anyway my buddy starts talking, the thing about Jason is this, he can talk his ass off. So I'm talking to this chick and doing this "Kino Secret handshake" what is it? just a made up dap, you know think Will Smith in fresh prince, although I would say it's more like Jay-z/Puff in "Roc Boys". Honestly the chick I'm talking too isn't that cute but she has style (hooptie dooptie earrings) I walk away and just post up like all the other "brothers". I feel kind of lame, I see two brothers next to me, I open them up on some "yo, how yo talk to these females here? I usually go to the city" on some reverse psychology tip. I'm trying to gauge if these cats is cool or egotistical, it works all the time. These brothers is cool plus they all polo'd out (doing the Kanye thing lol), they just like "yo just talk to them" and I'm like "oh word? I'm use to more coffee knamean?" They just crack up. Now there is this hb8.25, I mean she is friggin tall, brown hair, but for a white girl she is packing a nice ass, her friend is hb6, sitting next them are two hb5's. Now I look at the hb8.25, the old Solo would have opened her up easy, but knowing that I'm out the loop I just chill. I then see the two "polo brothers" talking to the hb5's when the hotter chicks are clearly right next to them I'm like WTF? I go back and Jason is still in set, the thing about Jason is, he has stories for days and doesn't get blown out (I have seen him in sets for hours on end, he builds rapport/comfort like a mother) so now Jason is about to buy them some shots, and I'm like "dude you being gamed, this what they do, I thought you ain't got no money" (lol its funny how cats always crying about lack of money but seem to have it, when it comes to women) he is like "I get paid Tomorrow" I try to talk to him out of it, but he ain't budging. I'm like whatever do him.The Waitress
I just opened up a dude to shoot the sh*t at the time (I go through so many sets, Its hard to remember sometimes events and how they flow, hence I use to bring the cam to remember) he knows the waitress, my bday is last week so the waitress and I are talking about. She is 19, but looks 32 LOL, however for some reason she looks hot in a slutty way. So we are flritting and I do the "Roc boys" thing with her. Jason went outside to smoke, when he came back he was reeking of that "green" the waitress smells it and smiles (I guess she likes to party). There is this big guy who calls himself "Wolf" I think his last name starts with that or some sh*t, and he is bragging about how he is on his 13th drink :crazy: so I'm doing the reverse psychology spiel trying to get a drink of dude, but he is sharp. Ok crap I'm just ranting on lets get too some good sh*t.....
So there is this girl who I met on the field back In October (actually November), I open her up, wrong place, wrong month , but whatever she sorta remembers me, The girls friend is single and hunting lol "oh my gosh I like that guy in the Grey" she is one week single and sh*t. So I'm like "go get him" and Girl number one is like "she can do better" Jason comes out, and he "warm" approaches, Girl number one is like "oh my gosh you are cute" he starts talking to them and I bounce. He numbered closed that one easy
There is this one brother and he is all over one of the Freeloaders (not the one Jason is on) now the freeloader Jason was on, he talks to her on and off but she is a frigging co*kblock, So Jason and that brother got that on lock
Free Drink number 1
This waitress who I know(not the 19 on 32 lol), I basically opened her up saying "hi I'm Tony stark"(this was back in November) reason i do waitress like that meet so many guys/people you have to stand out. She remembers me instantly(nice and this is two months later!!), I go back to my birthday spiel and how no one is buying me a drink(well Jason bought me one but that don't count) and stuff, and she is like "what do you like" i tell her I like "tequila" she is like "hold on" she comes back 5 minutes later with as shot of tequila free of charge :rockon:
The hb8.25
yo, I haven't forgotten the mission. I opened her up saying something about how I like her necklace and where she got it from. She tries to play it off like her necklace is nothing but she is touching it(IOI), anyway its just fluff talk Jason sees her and BOOM "warm" approaches. I once remembered reading how Neil Strauss sucks at approaching but if he sees someone in a set he can take it over by going in "warm". Well that's Jason and he sorta looks like Neil as well except better build and no facial air (bald and all) So now Jason is working the hb8.25 and I'm just talking my sh*t here and there. I tell her its my bday and she needs to stop dancing in where she is at and go to the dancefloor. She replies back saying "I have a boyfriend". I look at her and say "bull****, you are wearing a slevlees top, with a necklace you my dear are single" she then goes on ranting about how she likes to dress nice and la la, I say "I'm going on the dancefloor, see you there" I don't wait and go
(I wonder what jon woulda done)
Happy birthday Solo!
Now mind you my birthday was last week, but I didn't go out and now I'm gong too milk that sh*t for all it's worth. I open this one chick (it's frigging crowded on the way to the dance floor), I reach out but she runs away but something happens, she comes back (sub-communication uber alpha ala Jon :rockon: ) We go to the dance floor start dancing, I tell the DJ it's my birthday she screams it out on the mic and every one is like "happy birthday SOLo!!!". All of a sudden this hb8 blond comes and starts dancing and I'm dancing with the one hb and hbblond on and off. They then move on, and I see two hb's one is a hb7.25 the other is a hb6. I got one chick in front and one in back. I'm just on the dance floor doing my thing and being treated like a slut.
whoops before I forget....
Free drink number two
I open this dude up, I can tell when cats ain't from around the area, he is a sound engineer. His wings name is Ezra, he looks like that one Jewish rapper, anyway the dude raps. I tell him I'm celebrating my bday and he should get me a shot. He is like "if you do Brandy" now the same waitress who came with the tequila came through. we do the shot and chop it up about music
Now back to the dance-floor
I see a bunch of "brothers" including those same guys I opened up they see me dancing with all these chicks, and they just like giving me props. I pull one of the dudes from where he is sitting (wtf? chicks on the dance floor guys on the sideline? lol yeaaah ok) So he starts dancing with the chick and having fun, I'm playing matchmaker, just having fun. I leave the dance floor and re open some previous sets. I see this girl come out the bathroom in this nice green top named Ashely. As soon as I start to yap (talk) Hbfreeloader number one is c*ckblocking me saying "he's got a girlfriend", Ashley is pissed, not at me but at free loader (ROFL) and storms off. I'm not pissed just bemused and :nono: :kick:
However later on Jason and I ran into Ashley and her friend, once again I re open them, once again Jason "warms in" and number closes. Look guys, If you see Jason, he is not a great looking dude, but women find him attractive, I don't know he doesn't dress up or nothing. I think that's why chicks like him, he doesn't try to hard, he is just himself got a nice smile, and he pulls. I know for a fact If Jason did some "DJ" stuff he would be pulling 10's on the regular
In Conclusion
It was a fun night, I have no problem playing wing, There is no pressure, I can go in direct and bullsh*t. There were some other sets, however I don't remember lol, @ The end of the night Jason got 5 numbers and I assisted with three (lol at this guy leeching my sets, its all good). build some deep rapport with the waitress and just had fun. Honestly it's been awhile since I had fun like that
Solo OUT!!
