Girl Fight (The Complete Saga)

[joecollapoppa]

You just don't understand how its like being me

 

[Don Juanabbe]

Maybe I'm getting old but I don't understand one word of that first post. Is that English? Just make sure the end result isn't a drive-by....

 

[squirrels]

Originally posted by joecollapoppa
You just don't understand how its like being me

Why, are you on like, triple-probation?? Next time these girls come at you, f**king stand your ground like a man, snatch up one of the b!tches and shake the ever-loving $hit out of her. Scream in her face if you have to, drop a couple dozen F-bombs.

 

[Dirtheart]

They hit me and my girl stops them.

So she's like a knight in shining armour and you're the damsel in distress?

 

[joecollapoppa]

Man please, I could take all three girls out by myself if i really wanted to. Its just fun to pick at them and run LOL. I be teasing them too, I got spunk, guts and moxy. I be tellin them that "they get no bragging rights on a 3 on 1 fight" They try to hit me and I run, its all in healthy fun. Please, they know better than to step incorrect.

 

[JSH]

HIt them back, HARD

 

[Kineti[C]harm]

You know, STOP MAKING NEW ****ING THREADS ABOUT THIS LAMEASS THING.

 

[Belgium_Freak]

why don't u beat the **** out of those girls, be a MAN. I'm serious, kick their asses again and again and again if they don't get it. Let us now how the asskicking went!

 

[Seeph]

My boys got my back though, they help me beat the girls. Some of my boys be gettin hurt too. This College aint no joke

Either you are making all of this up or your a real B*TCH... yes as in you have no balls..

 

[joecollapoppa]

Yo!

See yall all from the hamptons and beverly hills U dont know how it is in Queens Newyorrrk!!! Anyways imma fight these girls. Cuz its time for joe to shine.

 

[Soma]

Dude, you are one retarded little monkey. This bullshiet wasn't even worth a second look till I saw a couple things you wrote...

...I be teasing them too, I got spunk, guts and moxy.

and my favorite...

Anyways imma fight these girls. Cuz its time for joe to shine.

hahaha you're a worthless hobbit but at least you're entertaining.

 

[Capt.Jack Sparrow]

Re: Girl Fight is still goin wild! girls gone wild!

Originally posted by joecollapoppa
Now they actually look for me.
Its a shame when a brotha gotta sneak around his college like metal gear solid.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[TurboLover]

It could be true. You never know, they might all be retards. Have you ever seen them play basketball. The person who goes for the rebound usually gets slapped. They go Warren on your ass.

 

[joecollapoppa]

Are u goin racial?

 

[rgeere]

Find another school to attend.

Perferably one on the other side of the country....

 

[Okra]

These posts aren't even interesting anymore. Each time you post, it's the same deal. The girls are trying to fight you and you run away. Punch those hos in the face and then change colleges. You don't need to be in a college that is like middle-school.

 

[joecollapoppa]

Summary

Girls have been beating me since i was a kid, i tried to change my style but it doesn't really work. They still bully me. so i said screw it let me fight back instead of changing. Its not every girl just the aggressive ones. the crazy ones. I Rap, If you heard one of my songs. "Fight The Girl Power" you'd understand where im coming from. If anyone wants to hear it let me know.
My girl thinks that the songs funny but she also thinks its deep.

 

[coh]

Yu get turned on by that $hit don't ya?

...Or you're trying to be really funny. Hahaha... it was funny for like 3 seconds, it's getting quite stupid now.

'cause you can't be serious. lol

 

[joecollapoppa]

Its a bit of a turn on

 

[Frank Zappa]

Re: Girl Fight is still goin wild! girls gone wild!

Originally posted by joecollapoppa
They hit me and my girl stops them.

I thought you said you fight back? Your problem is you're too much of a Joecolapoppa and too little of a Soda Popinski.

~Zappa