Girl Fight (The Complete Saga)

[joecollapoppa]

A girl wants to fight me

A girl wants to fight me. If I fight her i'll look bad and if i don't i'll look bad. what should i do besides running away screaming? LOL

 

[rgeere]

If you let her get away with it she will call you a coward

If you don't let her get away with it she will say you abuse her

You need to make it so that there is a third option that other people believe.

Act but not in a way she can say that you abused her. Get a big piture of water and dump it on her or squirt her with a firehose or something, something that will not hurt her but will humiliate her and is far-fetched enough so people can't say you abuse her.

 

[California Love]

You should have cancelled her a$s on the spot. I don't understand how you can get a girl to challenge you though.


If she's hot, wrestle her to the ground and fake play some fun into it.

If she's a big gorilla, you'll still be disrespected for fighting a girl, so just walk away.

Im pretty sure she wasn't being serious...

 

[rgeere]

Originally posted by California Love
You should have cancelled her a$s on the spot. I don't understand how you can get a girl to challenge you though....

She could have been testing him; in that case he should strive to put her into a position to react and not him. Hence why I suggested the water, though doesn't sound like a very good situation to be in regardless.

 

[TurboLover]

How did you get into this situation, do you cross paths often?

I would just try to play it off. If not, then get a sister or female cousin to beat her down.

Can't find someone. Then you know what you must do. Buy a wig and a dress and take her down in the first round. LOL j/k

 

[Dee-Zy]

Beat her up.


Women have been fighting for years for equality. Equality is you get the same salary, you get the right to vote, you pay for dates, you open your own fukkin doors and you get beat up like any other man.


Who the fukk cares what other ppl thinks??? Did you REALLY post this in a Don Juan Forum????????

 

[joecollapoppa]

LOL i could dress up as a girl, But she would think i was some random girl who just beat her up for no reason. Would it be better if she knew it was me?

 

[Dee-Zy]

Are you really 21 or 9?

Dress up as a girl???
Make her know if it was you???

So you can pass as a transvestite as well? I'm guessing for somebody that is afraid of other's opinion - you sure know what to do huh?

 

[joecollapoppa]

i aint gonna dress like a girl deezy

I believe i know how to handle this
Yeah i care about what people think. Especially if it means lookin soft in front of my crew. Sometimes caring about what people think helps you make better decisions in life. I still would value some more advice though. Im too cool to be fightin girls LOL btw, she challenged me to a fight and i just laughed at her, put on my shades and walked away all cool like. That mightve made her even madder. I know she'll be waitin for me on monday

 

[AlwaysExcel]

In middle school, when I had to worry about this problem, I would just tell girls that I didn't want to fight them because punching their tits too hard can cause breast cancer. LOL!
This threw them off balance and they never knew how to react. They'd drop the subject of fighting.

 

[joecollapoppa]

Well im in college, but it still seems like a good idea Always ExceL
I'll keep yall posted and wish me luck

 

[tristan22]

Let her hit you, make sure you have a witness, and press charges.

After you press charges, sue her. Either way you win, think about what an assault charge will look like on her record. Can you say jobless...........for a while!

As Chris Rock says "you can't hit a woman, but you sure as he11 can shake the **** out of her."

 

[neobrood]

"Will you please... fight me... ^_^"

- Some 19 year old chick to her 16 year old brother... during a time when they were getting bored of playing pokemon and yugi-oh-

 

[joecollapoppa]

Update: girl challenging me to a fight

Ok so were in class and get this. she takes a plastic nurses glove out of her pocket. blows it up and slaps me wit it. Everyone was like ooooh! people was like yo joe! she just challenged you.
I just left the classroom laughing saying she don't want none of me. Surprisingly now, she's following me. (keep this in mind that this all happened 10 minutes before class and i was just hangin wit my friends in class.) She follows me out the class room saying I challenged you. where are you going? I'll knock you out. Im just laughing at her now cuz she's making a scene. and i walk all cool like to the mens bathroom. im like ha now what ho! By the way, I cut that class. to buy myself another day. I need ure advice quick guys. Constantly laughing at her, is that a right way to handle this? Laughing and running?

 

[tristan22]

Dude that's assault! If your in college you need to do something about this lunatic, this is ridiculous. If she did this in front of a lot of people, you've got plenty of witnesses.

Why put yourself through this nonsense? File a police report and press charges. I'll be damned if i would put up with this kind of $hit!

 

[joecollapoppa]

Actually its not a real university. you ever heard of katharine gibbs? they have commercials on alot. its for a year and a half and u can transfer credits from there to city college. People act stupid sometimes fightin the teachers (half of my crew) its not like a real college more like highschool.

 

[Interpol]

Why run? Just sit there and talk sh*t right to her face. If she actually hits you, then sue her ass.

 

[joecollapoppa]

Thanks for your imput, i will take it into consideration. She's a HB10 though so u think we might be able to work out our differences and go out?

 

[Ice Cold]

Originally posted by joecollapoppa
Thanks for your imput, i will take it into consideration. She's a HB10 though so u think we might be able to work out our differences and go out?

You wanna go out with this nutcase?

Can you link me to the previous thread? What's the background info?

 

[California Love]

You just made yourself a godamn whippedman! Since she's hot, you should have wrestled her to the ground, grinding her ***** while slurping her neck. Humiliation would ensue, and THEN would you have conquered.